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Where can I hear the scouse version?
I saw this printed in Red Army fanzine (which I have never heard of before yesterday) that they were handing out after the match
was that with your permission, Plech?
was that with your permission, Plech?
Yes, a guy PM'd me on here
Did they give us a credit?
Did they give us a credit?
That Red Army fanzine is a heap of shite. Absolutely littered with spelling and grammar errors, lacking in insight and humour as well. It's basically an anti-fanzine.
Err, well done Plech.
Err, well done Plech.
Cheers mate
It was credited to you, no mention of RedCafe.
Anyway it is good that it was given a wider audience
Well it is free, in fact they were even giving out other random free shit to convince you to take the fanzine !
I found a copy in the jacks of the Blaize post-Newcastile, free is a rip-off. A brief example from the editorial, transcribed ad verbatim:
The brilliance of the OP would have looked very out of place.
Plech,
This would be the re-discovery for many to read the Bible again.
Kudos...
The formatting also gave it a sense of realism.
Might inspire others to do something similar to The Declaration of Independence or something like that...
This would be the re-discovery for many to read the Bible again.
Kudos...
The formatting also gave it a sense of realism.
Might inspire others to do something similar to The Declaration of Independence or something like that...
Isn't "the fourth coming month" what Arsenal fans call May?
Plech i think you could just translate the whole bible while you're at it...
time for a bump...
Still laugh at "And there was laughter across the land" 
"Glen the Son of John" still makes me laugh.
"Wherefore do you rend your garments that are made of shells?"
Gets me every time.
Gets me every time.
"they would come forth in the land. But then they came fifth" is the best line.
That is possibly one of the funniest football related jokes I've ever read. Epic.
“But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did pity also themselves”.
Subtle, but genius.
Subtle, but genius.
Deserved bump. What a fecking amazing piece of work.
"But in the end they came fifth"...!
"But in the end they came fifth"...!
So many quotables
"Muscovites from the house of Chav"
"Then Raphael became as a man who dreams"
"Muscovites from the house of Chav"
"Then Raphael became as a man who dreams"
Wow. That is just excellent! Thanks for the bump. Comedy genious
So many great lines in it. I read it when it was first posted and it still makes me laugh now. I thought it'd be hard to beat that to post/thread of the year and for me, though there have been other great threads this year, this has topped the lot.
Great work Plech.
Great work Plech.
I have a feeling i will be bumping this quite a few times as our lovable scousers fall over and keep coming up with excuses. 
I've been west of the land of Ham... what a bloody dump!
I can't believe this is the first time I've read this post...
truly brilliant work. Should be copied, pasted, bound and sent across all the lands so people great and small know the story of the kopites.
truly brilliant work. Should be copied, pasted, bound and sent across all the lands so people great and small know the story of the kopites.
I have posted this on several other boards where they talk about music and politics...and this footie piece allways gets a great laugh.
Shouldn't this be recognized with a spot in the classics now?
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My favorite bit as well. Sheer genius.