'...meanwhile, Spanish paper 'Marca' reports that a bid is imminent from realmadridtalk.com to land top Manchester United forum Redcafe.net ace poster BahamaRed, which, it is believed, will break all records for previous such deals. Ramon Calderon is quoted by Marca as saying; 'I've spoken to the kid, and as I have already explained to several of my close friends, including Rafael Nadal, Bahama confided in me that he has harboured the dream of posting for the white club since he was a boy. His only ambition is to post for Los Meringues, and wear the white strip of a realmadridtalk poster. I can state with absolute certainty that next season 'BR1700' as we are calling him will be posting from the Bernabeu.
'Only those at Redcafe who have consistently tried to block his dream, such as the wily 'Sultan' and the scheming Jasonrh stand in his way. His agent, kaka83 has tried strenuously, working behind the scenes, to undermine his position at 'the Caf', hoping to make his continuation there untenable.'
Meanwhile it is also reported that Bahama red is to undergo surgery at a top Amsterdam clinic for what emerges as a persistent bout of typer's wrist, which has flared up in the weeks since May 21st, and which might mean that he misses the first few weeks of the new season.'
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