How many languages do you speak?
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for feck sake this is absolute gold.
I've been thinking of this scene every time the daily Fail increase the wages.
10/10
It would be hilarious if this gets announced the second the stock exchange opens. No transfer ever would have proved so many people wrong 
We've been invaded so many times it's easier to learn all those languages in case we get invaded again.
Why do you have Sanchez under Spanish? Did he learn it while he was playing at Barca? Surely he couldn't have learnt it in his childhood, seems weird that someone who lived his first 18 years in Chile would prioritise Spanish over Chilean..
Possible change needed for Fergie I reckon. What the feck is he wearing?
is this a case of:
SnubCHEZter City 0
Sanchezter United 1
SnubCHEZter City 0
Sanchezter United 1
"Devilish"
that reminds me, this one time i was at the barbershop and the conversation turned to football and someone asked which team i supported, i said United and this nigerian old head got real animated talking about we're a satanic club and i need to pay attention to the symbolisms, "huh huh Red Devils"
Don't want to go get my lunch. This is more important.
Mate, I totally disagree. I think that in today's day and age, keepers are massively undervalued. In this current team, for me, De Gea is already pushing into the United greatest ever 11, and if he stays his entire career, he'll be in there without a doubt. In the 2015 Ballon d'Or, Neuer came 7th ahead of Sanchez, hazard, iniesta, ibra, and the lot. At this point in time, I don't care what anyone says, De Gea is by far and away the best in the world. And, if a player is the best in the world at a position, and comfortably so, that has to be valued as much as any other position. And when no other player in the league is comfortably or at all in the same position, then I don't think you can argue again De Gea. IMO, if he stays at his level and United get back to winning ways/spain wins a WC, he has the potential to go down as the GOAT, which no other current premier league players ever could.
wind up surely
We've been invaded so many times it's easier to learn all those languages in case we get invaded again.
you should probably start learning Maori. You never know!!
Go eat, it won't happen for a while.
He dreamt of us guys
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sp...news/west-brom-feature-chris-lepkowski-191038
Lukaku can speak 6 languages, not bad for a donkey.
Put it this way, when Sky Sports need a big name pundit for City matches they ask Noel Fecking Gallagher!!
That Rooney's body?
Great spot!
He dreamt of us guys
Was that while he was sleeping on a mattress made out of solid gold fecking bars?? The mercenary cnut!!
I wonder if the media teams of United and Arsenal will co-ordinate it so that Sanchez and Mkhi are announced by their official accounts simultaneously?
P.S. Are we calling him Sanchez or Alexis going forward?
P.S. Are we calling him Sanchez or Alexis going forward?
What gave it away, the ample buttocks?
To be honest...
We can afford to pay whatever salary Sanchez demands.. Think this way.. we will have Chile MUFC.. probably hundred thousands if not millions of new supporters who would buy his shirt lol..
ManUtd rule and influence is spreading to South America
We can afford to pay whatever salary Sanchez demands.. Think this way.. we will have Chile MUFC.. probably hundred thousands if not millions of new supporters who would buy his shirt lol..
ManUtd rule and influence is spreading to South America
I know its not my money but 20 million quid a week is just too much.
You know how on the Interweb it’s kinda hard to tell irony from trolling from dead serious but batshit offbeam? Gets me every time.
Put it this way, when Sky Sports need a big name pundit for City matches they ask Noel Fecking Gallagher!!
Speaking of which I think that the only time that city filled a stadium in Manchester was at an Oasis concert?
Wasn’t going to bring up the jacket. Good combo with the pink tie though. Do you think the muppets stole his clothes?
Soon it will be now.
Why the feck is Miki in Liverpool for this?
If we continue to wait, Alexis would have to be paid the GDP of a third world country
If we continue to wait,his income tax will be enough to pay the brexit divorce bill.
One of course, the Queens English! Should be spoken everywhere.
Oh actually I can nod when people speak Gujarati to me and then will say either "yes" or "no" depending on the intonation of their voice... I'm counting that as a second language.
We've been invaded so many times it's easier to learn all those languages in case we get invaded again.
I feel we should all live our lives in this way
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