Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[devilish]

I wonder how Arsenal players will feel tomorrow when they return to work only to find out that their best player had been replaced by their competitor's reject

 

[van der star]

Announce it already FFS!

 

[DrRodo]

I left this thread for a couple of hours, come back and found out that a pornstar just joined the caf and that we have an very early contestant for the muppet of the year award

 

[madzo2007]

Guessing he'll be looking forward to making his debut at the glamorous Huish Park in Yeovil on Friday

 

[crossy1686]

I've been saying this for days. Yet here I still am, spending 90 percent of a day camped in this thread. It's like heroine.

A strong female lead in an action movie?

 

[ash_86]

wow the social media is full of hate, take a look at this

These memes will run dry when she starts banging in goals

Edit: Totally meant he

 

[dwd]

I hope @VivaObertan gets rewarded with the opportunity to change his outdated handle.
@Damien

Maybe VivaBlind (or his choice)
With the tag "Best most genius muppet general"

I’d be asking for a new one for yourself first mate if I were you.

 

[Slops]

@VivaObertan camping up at Carrington with the press has elevated this saga to Pogba levels to me. Unbelievable work.

 

[Kill 'em all]

Sanchez is no Henderson, la.

 

[Verminator]

I have been laughing out loud in a public place and may soon be arrested if this thread is not closed. That such a thread could exist (a myth is born!) is as good a reason as any for why Sanchez chose United over the Blue Piss. Money? But what about never being forgotten? Having a crack at immortality, taking over the Legendary Number Seven in the greatest club in the world has to be another.

Just look at how low-key his move to city was until United got involved. Telling indeed.

 

[Ban]

Nice one. I made lunch for my family, they haven't eaten in 5 days, you should see smiles on their faces. They are so happy now. They also now believe I care and love them!
Anyway, what is new?

Took me a whole day to straighten things up with the missus.

 

[Verminator]

I’d be asking for a new one for yourself first mate if I were you.

Fell on deaf ears mate. Was fond of Verminater.

 

[El-Manos]

I've been saying this for days. Yet here I still am, spending 90 percent of a day camped in this thread. It's like heroine.

Thankfully i’m working so I am unable to stalk the caf.. tomorrow is a different story

 

[Ban]

Viva @VivaObertan, king of the muppets!

 

[Tincanalley]

I hope @VivaObertan gets rewarded with the opportunity to change his outdated handle.
@Damien

Maybe VivaBlind (or his choice)
With the tag "Best most genius muppet general"

Viva007

 

[Sultan]

There's been a lot of talk Arsenal were mugged. I personally don't think Arsenal were mugged with this swap.

Sooo, he’s miserable then?

Exactly!

 

[Rolaholic]

Who will be Sanchez best mate at united?

Herrera

In seriousness,probably Rocco. They're both intense and aggressive guys

 

[Verminator]

@VivaObertan wave you're on sky sports live.

 

[whatwha]

These memes will run dry when she starts banging in goals

Bold move, calling Sanchez a she.

 

[Ban]

Definitely time for that to be a caff meme now "yeah but it's Sanchez"

Aye. Who was that poster who slept in a separate room and had big problems in marriage but said - it's Alexis Sanchez.

 

[Jacob]

Alexis posted some insta story climbing onto a private jet

Am I doing this right?

 

[IrishRedDevil]

The last few pages of this thread have been very poor. We need some better content.

 

[Slops]

The last few pages of this thread have been very poor. We need some better content.

We're all ears.

 

[el3mel]

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Aye. Who was that poster who slept in a separate room and had big problems in marriage but said - it's Alexis Sanchez.

Omg your banner

 

[M4YON]

Bold move, calling Sanchez a she.

Alexis texas bud

 

[TsuWave]

There's been a lot of talk Arsenal were mugged. I personally don't think Arsenal were mugged with this swap.

Exactly!

not mugged per se, but in an ideal world they would not be in this situation. losing world class players hurt.

if we were losing pogba for free and then managed to swap him for wilshere, i guess some of us would find respite in it. personally, i would have been fuming at the state of the club for even being in a position like that.

 

[Verminator]

Alexis posted some insta story climbing onto a private jet

Am I doing this right?

All the right notes, just not in the right order.

 

[whatwha]

wow the social media is full of hate, take a look at this

Let's not pretend like money doesn't play a huge part in him coming here...

 

[Nate Dogg]

How long is a medical based upon on our recent transfers?

 

[Fully Fledged]

Let's not pretend like money doesn't play a huge part in him coming here...

Yeah but who cares.

 

[dwd]

Oh shit

 

[Ban]

Omg your banner

At least it's colorful and unique.

 

[Jacob]

All the right notes, just not in the right order.

A jet privately climbed onto a story posting Alexis to Insta?

 

[Fully Fledged]

How long is a medical based upon on our recent transfers?

Sky saying about 6 hours and that it could run into tomorrow.

 

[2 man midfield]

So 48 hours then?

 

[Baby Groot]

Enough is Enough is a twitter account run by some souse loving bastard.

 

[Verminator]

A jet privately climbed onto a story posting Alexis to Insta?

Better.
Now go back a couple of hours and do it again.

 

[Billy Blaggs]

At least it's colorful and unique.

It certainly is mate

 

[minoo-utd]

Still paper work not done? What's going on?