Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[Troozi]

Finally he's arrived.

Surely it's less than 48 hours now... Please...

 

[Acquire Me]

From the 'Let's all laugh at Man Utd.' thread on Arsenal Mania:

,,Can we change the thread title?"

GeorgiaGunner, 8 minutes ago"

They should change that asap. So wrong. Look at the bright side, they got Mkhi

 

[whatwha]

Given our history , it was a stupid joke to make and he has been rightly banned.
Rightly reported, enough about grassing up FFS what is this a playground !!

"Rightly banned" for a single instance of a poor attempt at humor. How fecking precious.

 

[SteveJ]

I'm hanging on to the exhaust right now, and it's really hard to type as I'm dragged along the road at 70mph. Will send pix from A&E later.

 

[Damien]

on Arsenal Mania, their Henrikh Mkhitaryan thread is a pitiful 152 pages

They've got some good ideas for chants in that thread

So here's to you Mkhitaryan,
Wenger loves you more than Mourinho,
Woah oh oh.

Oh black Betty Aubameyang

 

[United Pro]

Right, how do i upload pics?!

Put it on Imgur and link it here, twitter, reddit. The options are endless.

 

[Hans Moleman]

This feels like the first time for a while (probably since Pogba?) that we haven't announced the signing early on ("pending a medical"), then announced again once completed.

 

[MDFC Manager]

I bet they haven't even attempted to track any of his transportation. Their approach to muppeting is like their approach to winning trophies

Oh dear

 

[Jonnymufc]

They should change that asap. So wrong. Look at the bright side, they got Mkhi

On a serious level, I really agree with this. They've got a good player. Saw him score in Europa final and really didn't imagine he'd leave so soon

 

[EyeInTheSky]

 

[crossy1686]

One of my colleagues, a so-called United fan, is an absolute moron. He is annoyed by the wages of Sanchez and how the players might feel jealous about it. I keep telling him to stop reading some b.s online articles and stop being so fecking naive. If a player gets jealous he can feck off.

Can probably guarantee that Pogba's agent will have something to say about this whole affair.

 

[Rozay]

Streaming live from @VivaObertan

 

[pseudo_canadian]

48 hours I guess.

Edit: damn you @pseudo_canadian

 

[VivaObertan]

Just spoke to a guy from MEN who literally just arrived, he's saying he's been told to wait here... Presumably for the exit (although he didn't know Alexis was inside!)

 

[M4YON]

Right, how do i upload pics?!

Tinypic.com

 

[SteveJ]

So here's to you Mkhitaryan,
Wenger loves you more than Mourinho,
Woah oh oh.

They've spelled 'woah' wrongly.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

From the M.E.N.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

That’s gotta be wortha tagline for VivaObertan’s dedication @Damien

 

[Nick7]

They've got some good ideas for chants in that thread

That Aubameyang one has me in creases. I'd love to hear it.

 

[Acquire Me]

On a serious level, I really agree with this. They've got a good player. Saw him score in Europa final and really didn't imagine he'd leave so soon

He could be really good for them, so it might be the best deal they could do.

 

[Canagel]

This thread is going down in RedCafe folklore. Amazing stuff

 

[Rozay]

 

[Damien]

Streaming live from @VivaObertan

Click here to view gallery. Cheers Rozay.

 

[kouroux]

That’s gotta be wortha tagline for VivaObertan’s dedication @Damien

Or a special badge

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Pics not showing for me

 

[Tiber]

From the M.E.N.

The players do all seem to be driving Mercs these days

 

[Rozay]

 

[MDFC Manager]

Just spoke to a guy from MEN who literally just arrived, he's saying he's been told to wait here... Presumably for the exit (although he didn't know Alexis was inside!)

Is it this guy?

 

[crossy1686]

Fire us to the CL Alexis

If we win the CL this season it will eclipse anything else that will have happened this season (including City's unbeaten run/winning the league) as well as confirming Jose to be the best manager in the world currently.

 

[Tiber]

Click here to view gallery. Cheers Rozay.

feck, I have seen a news van before, but that one looks like something from men in black

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

Is Sanchez going to be our first world class attacker since RVP at his peak? So since Fergie left effectively.

 

[Rozay]

Click here to view gallery. Cheers Rozay.

Thanks. If you know how to put them in the thread properly please do.

 

[Pexbo]

Something special about January transfer threads. The Mata one was equally crazy.

 

[manunited1919]

Possible arrival at Carrington?

Is that Eva Carneiro in the front seat, hired to do his medical?

 

[Jonnymufc]

He could be really good for them, so it might be the best deal they could do.

Yeah I think it was. From our point of view, would have much preferred to pay £35m and keep Mkhi but I see why they wanted an immediate replacement. Ah well, onwards and upwards with Alexis 7

 

[Ish]

 

[Henrik Larsson]

ffs

 

[ROFLUTION]

From the M.E.N.

But... But it's.. a Mercedes... And it has a wunderbaum - why would he arrive in a smelly car??

 

[KM]

Viva @VivaObertan

 

[Dan]

Streaming live from @VivaObertan