Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[Dan]

I was two days too early with my plane photoshop.

 

[MadMike]

Now that we've annoyed City, let's gazump that other oil club. Full speed ahead for Crouch!

I fecking hope they go for Crouch or Carroll instead of Dzeko. The Chelsea fan meltdown would be beyond epic, too.

 

[buchansleftleg]

Bringing him in via the stockport approach is another masterstroke. He will be familiar with shanty towns and favelas coming from South America and this will make him feel right at home.

 

[kps88]

The flight disappeared

Feck

To the Mahrez thread?

 

[Fully Fledged]

Now that we've annoyed City, let's gazump that other oil club. Full speed ahead for Crouch!

Gazumping Chelsea is so last window.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Yup

You're a legend!

Top lad, get some pics of him.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Bringing him in via the stockport approach is another masterstroke. He will be familiar with shanty towns and favelas coming from South America and this will make him feel right at home.

 

[manc_lass13]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

 

[Hanky panky]

Like page per minute because of flight. Love you all fellow muppets.

 

[harshad]

Bringing him in via the stockport approach is another masterstroke. He will be familiar with shanty towns and favelas coming from South America and this will make him feel right at home.

Hope you are at the New Bury Road to give us live updates

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Bringing him in via the stockport approach is another masterstroke. He will be familiar with shanty towns and favelas coming from South America and this will make him feel right at home.

 

[Nick7]

He posted a video of entering the plane to "There is no easy way out"? He´s a great player, but it´s easy to see how he could piss off a whole locker room.

Sure, but I'm pretty sure Coquelin said that was a load of bollocks.

 

[Kapardin]

HOLY MACKARELL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...3/Alexis-Sanchez-bargain-Man-Utd-praised.html

Sanchez just retweeted that story

He's really enjoying the attention. Of course, it has doubled since he became linked with us. When he was at Arsenal, he didn't get nearly as much attention for gritting his teeth and doing his pitch squats on a regular basis.

 

[MDFC Manager]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Go back!

 

[Rampant-red]

If he takes a any longer we will planning for his testimonial.

Brilliant !

 

[IrishRedDevil]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Turn back and give us live updates. He will be there in 10 mins.

 

[Red Diva]

Wait how would we know that was a flight connected to this move? Surely it's just a deduction that he could be on a private jet at some point?

If it is the actual flight I would actually be scared of what the power of the caff can do!

You don't know the half of it, they once found a member's, dad's house in Spain off a few street pics posted years before.

 

[Crackers]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

 

[rampo]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Also, disappointed in fellow muppets

 

[Macern]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Turn back!!

 

[midnightmare]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Pretty sure you’ll soon have company if you head back and do the right thing by staying this time.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Never be embarrassed about being a muppet.

 

[manc_lass13]

Turn back and give us live updates. He will be there in 10 mins.

I would only my 2 year old doesn’t understand the fuss and started whinging! Clearly isn’t a muppet for Sanchez!

 

[buchansleftleg]

Hope you are at the New Bury Road to give us live updates

No he won't come this way from the airport. It will be m56 and m60 or via styal lane and back roads if they are sneaky!

Cue army of caftards on high vis setting up roadblocks!

 

[K2K]

According to the media, despite both players being the same age Mikhi has massive potential to turn things around and be a success for Arsenal whereas United have taken on a headache and questionable player in Sanchez.

Couldn’t make this up even if you tried.

They are biased as hell.

Hope Alexis can shut them up quickly with his perfomances.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

M.E.N. have been following his flight as well.

 

[Thecarrickfan_2016]

BBC saying he'll be confirmed as a United player in the next 48 hours.

 

[Camy89]

There’s a gulf and a half between what Rangers did, spending beyond their means for years on end, paying poor/mediocre players fortunes and what Man Utd are doing by signing a proven superstar for money well within their budget.

Expensive, yes. Cavalier, absolutely not.

I wasn't directly comparing United and Rangers, that'd be ludicrous. I was simply highlighting that comment for a tongue-in-cheek Rangers dig.

 

[Scholsey2004]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Did you introduce yourself as 'the manchester united fan'?

 

[MUEASC84]

This story has killed my phone battery the last 12 days....is he there yet

 

[ROFLUTION]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Turn back now, for the love of the caf!! Please, we beg you, sir!

 

[McLovin]

@manc_lass13 go back and set up a live insta-feed! Set is stage for you to become a legend.

 

[syrian_scholes]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Come on!! Be our eyes!

 

[Slops]

Most Journalist are shit, you'll fit right in.

Invent a publication you work for. Easy.

 

[buchansleftleg]

If i wasn't at kids party i would be heading to Carrington with my old kermit doll!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed

Go back, get the best seat, soon there will be muppets. You can always get your phone up, and say Red Cafe Press.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

M.E.N. have been following his flight as well.

Of course they have. They trawl this place constantly.

 

[vanderpants]

I'm going to miss all the mupperty and rumors once this has been completed

 

[manc_lass13]

Did you introduce yourself as 'the manchester united fan'?

No I didn’t get out. If I didn’t have my daughter, would of set up camp. Was hoping to speak to fellow muppets but there wasn’t any there haha. Anyway this is my last post for the day, unfortunately! Happy Sánchez day fellow muppets

 

[Fully Fledged]

Turn back now, for the love of the caf!! Please, we beg you, sir!

I'd say by the Lass in the user name @manc_lass13 you are talking to a Ms Miss or Mrs not a sir.

 

[Rampant-red]

I'm going to miss all the mupperty and rumors once this has been completed

This is so true but at least we will have the Summer to look forward too .