Enjoyed tracking the lads on their way to the summer tour in America. That was brilliant.
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Where's Mata and his helicopter when you need him
Never heard the sex doll one. Can you erm, expand on it a bit please?
Meanwhile, Poor old Henrikh is sat in Picadilly coach station freezing his arse off waiting for the one-way Super-Saver to turn up, while the Incredible Hulk end-credits music plays over and over in his mind.
BTW, what did I miss, I thought he drove up yesterday?
Probably a bug cause by Mkhitaryan clinging to the wing to escape having to play for Arsenal
Nearly there.
Link to his doggie instagram?
Let's get the ball rolling. I'm expecting the twitter handle of Manchester airport to provide updates as soon as he lands!
Hang on. It's taken a right turn. HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED.
Very interesting debate, this one.
I agree with Neil. Jose has done well and his performance must be put within proper context to be appreciated. Also that Sanchez will certainly improve this United team.
Like he was going to drive when he could take a private jet.
Nah, United's medical staff were given the night off since they were at the match. Doing the medical this afternoon.
Plane is a Citation Bravo.
A Bravo is bringing Sanchez to Manchester. Bet City fans didn't think that'd end up this way.
A Bravo is bringing Sanchez to Manchester. Bet City fans didn't think that'd end up this way.
If I'd got photshop. I'd get the Another 48 hours poster and change Eddie Murphy's and Nick Nolte's heads for Alexis and Mkhi.
Or we've been gazumped by Leeds...Hang on. It's taken a right turn. HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED.
He's heading for Leeds. It's off
Ah, he's going right over Kinder Scout. I was running up there this time yesterday, and planes kept appearing and disappearing in and out of the mist... pity it wasn't today!
Oh, went away, missed flight tracker, he is almost there! Who lives near Manchester airport? Get out, take pictures!
Hang on. It's taken a right turn. HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED.
Need a gif of Kermit controlling a plane
standard Manchester approach patternHang on. It's taken a right turn. HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED.
Almost on final approach
When he sees the weather he might turn back.
Classic muppetry. Brings me back
@VivaObertan is heading for Carrington! (We hope)
Thanks! Watching that right now
Just thought it was obvious looking at him, he's midway through a botched process of human - doll reassignment.
Took a right turn. heading towards Newcastle.Here he is
Flight at 4.4k feet altitude and ground speed of 140 knots now. Should land in 3-4 mins
It's doing it's landing approach.
Heading to Huddersfield, Wagners holding him hostage.Hang on. It's taken a right turn. HE'S BEING KIDNAPPED.
I'm less than 5 minutes away, but I I'm not going anywhere.
We will go over 600 pages, it's very muppet to january transfer window. Must be all time january record?
Now on final approach. Our man is almost there!
Dammit.
Coming in now!
He's landing!!
Couple of minutes to touchdown!
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