‘It takes a long time to prepare a bid Boss‘, the Judge said to Ed
‘Great tactic Matt, if you leave it right to the death we can save a fortune’, said Woody
‘what if they don’t accept our derisory offer Boss?’, said the unsure Negotiator
‘ummmm, you’ve got one of two options’, Woody smiled cunningly......
‘either pay them what they want and also all the freeloading agents and intermediaries so the price inflates hugely......’
‘or if they tell you where to go because you’ve dicked them around so much and insulted them with the offer.....brief our boys in the press that there is no value in the market and we are concerned about the impact of Covid’.....
‘oh boss that’s a cunning plan - but won’t the fans and the media go ballistic at our transfer strategy.......’, said the concerned Judge
‘we’ve both got a couple of weeks annual leave booked from Tuesday - it’s Ole’s Team - he’s at the wheel - let him deal with it’, said the Glazers Pet CEO