A tribute to Ryan Giggs

You guys should check out the letters James Joyce sent to his fiance. Makes Giggs look like a prude

What, like this?

The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.
 
Please Bastian. There are ladies present on this forum.

Ha. I appreciate you pointing me towards this. He certainly had an insatiable sexual appetite in December of 1909 and a big fan of the farts.
 
To mark the occasion of the passing of Elizabeth II, a short poem from Ryan Giggs OBE

And sadly now The Queen has passed
Like Scholesy with his feet so fast
She's now succumbed to dreaded lurgy
and left the stage a bit like Fergie
I understand, like Cantona,
Her final words were "ooh and aah"
She served us well at being royal
Like Stevie Bruce, who was so loyal
She never smiled at Princess Michael
Like Gary Nev at Peter Schmeichel
So celebrate her regal life
Or I'll come round and nut your wife