Television A much needed cull of utterly rubbish Australian TV shows has just happened.

This makes me very happy. With the exception of Millionaire Hot Seat, which didn't make me want to go postal if it happened to be on despite being histed by Eddie Maguire, the death of the rest is a service to humanity. There is still some notable garbage being made, Married at First Sight being the main turd in the pan. But little steps.

Channel Seven:

Big Brother (2001-2008, 2012-2014, 2020-2023)
SAS Australia (2020-2023)
This Is Your Life (1975-1980, 1995-2005, 2008, 2011, 2022-2023)
Blow Up (2023)
Million Dollar Island (2023)
We Interrupt This Broadcast (2023)
The Voice: Generations (2022)
Big Brother VIP (2021)
Holey Moley (2021)
Ultimate Tag (2021)
Wife Swap Australia (2012, 2021)
House Rules (2013-2020)
Plate of Origin (2020)
Pooch Perfect (2020)
Channel Nine:

Millionaire Hot Seat (2009–2023)
My Mum, Your Dad (2022-2023)
The Beach House Escape (2023)
Rush (2023)
Snackmasters (2021-2022)
Australian Ninja Warrior (2017-2022)
Beauty and the Geek (2009-2014, 2021-2022)
Celebrity Apprentice (2011-2015, 2021-2022)
Country Homes Rescue (2022)
This Time Next Year (2017-2019)
Australia’s Most Identical

Network Ten:

Gladiators (1995-1996, 2008, 2024)
The Bachelor (2013-2023)
Studio 10 (2013-2023)
The Masked Singer (2019-2023)
The Traitors (2022-2023)
Would I Lie To You? Australia (2022-2023)
The Real Love Boat (2022)
The Bachelorette (2015-2021)
Bachelor In Paradise (2018-2020)
MAFS staying?!