A movie for a tired man...

Don't know if you've seen it, but in the mood you seem to be in I'd enjoy Wonder Boys.
 
Fifth Element is a good sci-fi/action one if you haven't seen it. Although chances are you will have.

This is the most retarded movie that I have ever seen.

It was probably written by a 10 year old.

Salt, good movie plus Angelina is in it...

This is the second most retarded movie that I have ever seen.

Angelina Jolie is in it though.
 
This is the most retarded movie that I have ever seen.

It was probably written by a 10 year old.



This is the second most retarded movie that I have ever seen.

Angelina Jolie is in it though.

So what is the third most retarted movie you ever seen askabob?
 
I thought it could have been an absolutely brilliant film if
they done away with all the religious bollocks. Should have just made it a Fallout style post-apocalyptic world. Would have been mint. And yeah, the twist was utterly pointless. It's like they added it in right at the end when they realized the film was lacking something, but couldn't be arsed to go back and change the rest of the film to make it fit.
 
So what is the third most retarted movie you ever seen askabob?

I dunno, maybe The Cat in the Hat. It was an embarrassment to Dr. Seuss.

In hindsight The Fifth Element wasn't that bad, but Zorg/Oldman talking in a Southern accent was just taking the piss.
 
The plot was nonsense. It looked good though. Very stylishly shot. Plus, I'm a sucker for a post-apocalypse.

Got less than 5 hours kip last night. Tonight's mindless viewing pleasure will be provided by Outlander.

havnt seen it. might do on your recommendation. I do like stylish
 
This doesn't really fit your given criteria, but 'My Cousin Vinny' is a fantastic movie. In fact, I think I'll watch it again now.
 
The plot was nonsense. It looked good though. Very stylishly shot. Plus, I'm a sucker for a post-apocalypse.

Got less than 5 hours kip last night. Tonight's mindless viewing pleasure will be provided by Outlander.

This is the worst film I've watched in a long long time. So bad it goes all the way past good and back to bad again.