A message from beyond the grave

He single-handedly ruined a week's worth of electioneering by being a fecking arse, for which he hasn't even had the good grace to apologise.

I want some action taken, or I'm not coming back.

Slabber
Returning Officer

PS.

 
If I had any pull on here, I would organize a posting strike in the general.

Unfortunately, my attempt to do so would probably end up throwing caf support into the hands of Weastie.

I'm sorry I'm not a better man, slabbs.
 
Slabber said:
He single-handedly ruined a week's worth of electioneering by being a fecking arse, for which he hasn't even had the good grace to apologise.
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:lol:
 
It's not my fault that the returning officer is:

A) Too much of a spazzer to ask the mods to open a proper poll for him thus removing the need for manual counts and any shenanigans that can possibly go with that.

B) Was too busy getting himself pissed to close vote at the alloted time which he himself decided upon, and didn't have the common decency to inform anyone of this or change the time he alloted in the first place.

C) Is an utter fecking crybaby, but that's nothing new for a Spurs fan.

D) Has no sense of humour whatsoever.
 
WeasteDevil said:
It's not my fault that the returning officer is:

A) Too much of a spazzer to ask the mods to open a proper poll for him thus removing the need for manual counts and any shenanigans that can possibly go with that.

B) Was too busy getting himself pissed to close vote at the alloted time which he himself decided upon, and didn't have the common decency to inform anyone of this or change the time he alloted in the first place.

C) Is an utter fecking crybaby, but that's nothing new for a Spurs fan.

D) Has no sense of humour whatsoever.
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Weaste is unable to apologise for being a fecking arse.
 
Slabber said:
Weaste is unable to apologise for being a fecking arse.
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I thought that you were not supposed to be here?

And I have nothing to apologise for!

Crybaby!
 
WeasteDevil said:
I thought that you were not supposed to be here?

And I have nothing to apologise for!

Crybaby!
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You declared official results, which were wrong, for an election the conduct of which you were not responsible for, and then proceeded to start a run-off, which wasn't even supposed to be taking place!

Which part of that doesn't make you a fecking arse?
 
Slabber said:
You declared official results, which were wrong, for an election for which ther conduct of which you were not responsible, and then proceeded to start a run-off, which wasn't even supposed to be taking place!

Which part of that doesn't make you a fecking arse?
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How can I declare official results when you keep on insisting that I had no authority to do so? There is nothing in the rulebook that says that I can't start a thread on whatever topic I happen to choose!

Get a fecking grip, and give me a call when your nappy needs changing.
 
WeasteDevil said:
How can I declare official results when you keep on insisting that I had no authority to do so? There is nothing in the rulebook that says that I can't start a thread on whatever topic I happen to choose!

Get a fecking grip, and give me a call when your nappy needs changing.
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You're a fecking arse.
 
WeasteDevil said:
You are upset aren't you? I can sense it!
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I don't appreciate the fact that you don't have the good grace to apologise for fecking it all up but instead try and blame it one me.

And you're a fecking arse.

But no, I'm not upset, that would be overstating it by some margin.
 
Slabber said:
I don't appreciate the fact that you don't have the good grace to apologise for fecking it all up but instead try and blame it one me.

And you're a fecking arse.

But no, I'm not upset, that would be overstating it by some margin.
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Would it make you feel better if I said sorry? :lol:
 
WeasteDevil said:
Would it make you feel better if I said sorry? :lol:
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No, it would make me feel better if you weren't such a fecking arse, but I'm afraid that's not possible.
 
Slabber said:
No, it would make me feel better if you weren't such a fecking arse, but I'm afraid that's not possible.
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Ok then, I won't!
 
alonso767 said:
The Junior Caftard Officials are backing Slabber, there could be a revolt on your hands, GB....
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Alonso, you are now my official snitch

name & shame

strikes will be put down
 
Slabber has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.
 
golden_blunder said:
i repeat this is a dictatorship

Mods reserve the right to point & laugh & randomly change tags/aliases

but not at request
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This is the Caf I fell in love with. Down with Democracy! Up the Korean Leadership!!!
 
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