A message from beyond the grave

Slabber

Guest
I will return on one condition: that Weastie receive a two week ban for being an arse, and one who couldn't count the number of cocks he has let alone the contents of a ballot box (answer: you have two, Weastie, one between you legs and one on your head).

This is non-negotiable.

Slabber
Returning Officer
 
I didn't do anything wrong!

I simply missed Spoony's vote, Wibble did the same.

I also purposely didn't count the Plech vote, because it wouldn't be fair.
 
WeasteDevil said:
I didn't do anything wrong!

I simply missed Spoony's vote, Wibble did the same.

I also purposely didn't count the Plech vote, because it wouldn't be fair.
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Then how do you explain my vote going down one to 59. Slabber's going up 5(6) + my vote which you missed. And you missed out 4 of Andy's votes.

You're a total loon.
 
Spoony said:
Then how do you explain my vote going down one to 59. Slabber's going up 5(6) + my vote which you missed. Any you missed out 4 of Andy's votes.

You're a total loon.
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Count it your fecking self then you lazy cnut! :D
 
3 of Slabber's votes are easily explained.

1. Spoony's Vote
2. Plech's Vote
3. The first time one of Slabber's votes went to Spoony for comic effect.

I hope this helps.
 
WeasteDevil said:
3 of Slabber's votes are easily explained.

1. Spoony's Vote
2. Plech's Vote
3. The first time one of Slabber's votes went to Spoony for comic effect.

I hope this helps.
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It does not.

Who were the other 4 Slabber voters, you missed out?

And why has my vote gone down to 59?
 
Spoony said:
It does not.

Who were the other 4 Slabber voters, you missed out?

And why has my vote gone down to 59?
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One of your vote's was really Slabber's

I shall reiterate - count it yourself you lazy cnut.
 
Here is my data Spoony, check if if you wish.

Raw in posted order:

Kstand BigAndy
Kstand Spoony
Rehash Weastedevil
Rehash Wobbly
GS Wobbly
GS Bandy
Jackie bigandy
Jackie spoony
Mum Weastedevil
Mum BigAndy
Alonso Slabber
Alonso Spoony
Welsh BigAndy
Welsh Slabber
French Slabber
French Spoony
nme Slabber
nme Weastedevil
Bergzen BigAndy
Bergzen Slabber
Godspeed Spoony
Godspeed Slabber
Manifique Wobbly
Manifique Spoony
Bigjet Slabber
Bigjet Spoony
Van Spoony
Van BigAndy
Jimreid Spoony
Jimreid Wobbly
onlyone BigAndy
onlyone Slabber
Dowders Spoony
Dowders Slabber
ret Spoony
ret BigAndy
heighmassive Slabber
Randy Weastedevil
Randy Wobbly
Olli Slabber
Olli Weaste
nealn BigAndy
nealn Weastedevil
MF Slabber
MF BigAndy
Jas BigAndy
Jas Spoony
Stobz Slabber
Stobz BigAndy
Mehro Spoony
Mehro Weastedevil
midfield WeasteDevil
midfield BigAndy
ainian Slabber
ainian BigAndy
Kaush Slabbertard
Kaush BIGAndy
Shane BigAndy
Shane Wobbly
Roy Smithers Slabber
Roy Smithers Weaste
Gazza Weaste
Gazza Slabber
Ern Slabber
Ern Weaste
Crappy BigAndy
Crappy WeasteDevil
Atomic Slabber
Atomic Weastedevil
Nam Slabber
Bangor BigAndy
Bangor WeasteDevil
Donado BigAndy
Donado Spoony
Saq BigAndy
Saq Weastedevil
Rona1do Weastie
Rona1do Slabber
Kaiser BigAndy
Kaiser Spoony
DFH Spoony
DFH Slabber
Nialler Spoony
Nialler Slabber
Thoward Spoony
Thoward BigAndy
US Devil Slabbs
US Devil Bandy
RKF Spooney
RKF Weastie
Massey Slabber
Massey Spoony
Xan BigAndy
Blythy Weastedevil
Blythy Wobbly
Nate Slabber
Nate Wobbly
Dupes Slabber
Dupes Wobbly
Kristjan Wobbly
Kristjan Spoony
FreakyJim BAndy
FreakyJim Spoony
NickLDN BigAndy
Richtum Slabber
Richtum Spoony
Noodle Weaste
Sultan Spoony
Sultan Slabber
Mozza Slabber
Mozza Spoony
Parks Wobbly
Sutty Bandy
Sutty Slabber
VR BigAndy
VR Wobbly
Veng Spoony
Veng BigAndy
Sinch Spoony
GG Spoony
GG Weastedevil
Spin Slabber
Spin Weaste
Tzolla slabber
Tzolla Spoony
Andy Weaste
Andy Wobbly
Stamford BigAndy
Stamford WeasteDevil
Paul BigAndy
Paul spoony
GiggzyPO BigAndy
GiggzyPO WeasteDevil
KF WeasteDevil
KF BigAndy
Slabber Spoony
Slabber Wobbly
Los Rojos Slabber
Los Rojos Weastedevil
Melvin Slabber
Melvin Wobbly
Spoony Slabber
Spoony Wobbly
Weaste BigAndy
Weaste Wobbly
AEBM Spoony
AEBM Weastie
Roonaldo78 WeasteDevil
Roonaldo78 Spoony
Tilo Slabber
Tilo Spoony
Golden Weaste
Golden BigAndy
Reelworld Weaste
Reelworld BigAndy
Dubai -Slabber
Dubai -Spoony
Pjaya Weastedevil
Pjaya Spoony
EVC Weaste
EVC Spoony
7 Spoony
7 Slabber
Keano Andy
Keano Spoony
KingEric Slabber
KingEric Spoony
Oldham Weastedevil
Oldham Spoony
Husey Slabber
Husey Spoony
Babs Slabber
Babs Wobbly
OM Slabber
OM Spoony
Freak Spoony
Freak Slabber
Swoosh BigAndy
Swoosh Spoony
Benisi Slabber
Benisi Spoony
Jaapster Bandy
Jaapster weastedevil
ehsanul Weastedevil
ehsanul Slabber
Crembo Slabber
Crembo Spoony
Pink Wobbly
Pink Spoony
OleGunner Spoony
OleGunner Andy
Wobbly Andy
Wobbly Spoony
Ball13 spoony
Ball13 slabber
Wanco Andy
Wanco Slabber
MichMUM BigAndy
MichMUM Slabber
Sca11ywag -WeasteDevil
Sca11ywag -Spoony
Jacob BigAndy
Jacob WeasteDevil
LWAR Andy
LWAR Slabber
MURed Slabber
MURed Wobbly
B9YNWA Slabber
B9YNWA BigAndy
ThomasM -Slabber
ThomasM -BigAndy
SARed -BigAndy
SARed -Spoony
No Angel BigAndy
No Angel Spoony
Nistle10 Spoony
Nistle10 WasteDevil
DCRed BigAndy
DCRed WeasteDevil
VanTheMan Slabber
VanTheMan Weastedevil
ImRed2 Spoony
ImRed2 BigAndy
NemanjaVidic Slabber
NemanjaVidic Spoony
Giggzinho BigAndy
Giggzinho Slabber
Redfan BigAndy
Redfan Weastedevil
Mickthered BigAndy
Mickthered Spoony
Plech Slabber
Plech Weaste
Red Spoony Andy
Red Spoony Slabber
Salvation Weaste
Salvation Spoony
TGA BA
TGA weaste
 
By poster:

7 Spoony
7 Slabber
AEBM Spoony
AEBM Weastie
ainian Slabber
ainian BigAndy
Alonso Slabber
Alonso Spoony
Andy Weaste
Andy Wobbly
Atomic Slabber
Atomic Weastedevil
B9YNWA Slabber
B9YNWA BigAndy
Babs Slabber
Babs Wobbly
Ball13 spoony
Ball13 slabber
Bangor BigAndy
Bangor WeasteDevil
Benisi Slabber
Benisi Spoony
Bergzen BigAndy
Bergzen Slabber
Bigjet Slabber
Bigjet Spoony
Blythy Weastedevil
Blythy Wobbly
Crappy BigAndy
Crappy WeasteDevil
Crembo Slabber
Crembo Spoony
DCRed BigAndy
DCRed WeasteDevil
DFH Spoony
DFH Slabber
Donado BigAndy
Donado Spoony
Dowders Spoony
Dowders Slabber
Dubai -Slabber
Dubai -Spoony
Dupes Slabber
Dupes Wobbly
ehsanul Weastedevil
ehsanul Slabber
Ern Slabber
Ern Weaste
EVC Weaste
EVC Spoony
Freak Spoony
Freak Slabber
FreakyJim BAndy
FreakyJim Spoony
French Slabber
French Spoony
Gazza Weaste
Gazza Slabber
GG Spoony
GG Weastedevil
Giggzinho BigAndy
Giggzinho Slabber
GiggzyPO BigAndy
GiggzyPO WeasteDevil
Godspeed Spoony
Godspeed Slabber
Golden Weaste
Golden BigAndy
GS Wobbly
GS Bandy
heighmassive Slabber
Husey Slabber
Husey Spoony
ImRed2 Spoony
ImRed2 BigAndy
Jaapster Bandy
Jaapster weastedevil
Jackie bigandy
Jackie spoony
Jacob BigAndy
Jacob WeasteDevil
Jas BigAndy
Jas Spoony
Jimreid Spoony
Jimreid Wobbly
Kaiser BigAndy
Kaiser Spoony
Kaush Slabbertard
Kaush BIGAndy
Keano Andy
Keano Spoony
KF WeasteDevil
KF BigAndy
KingEric Slabber
KingEric Spoony
Kristjan Wobbly
Kristjan Spoony
Kstand BigAndy
Kstand Spoony
Los Rojos Slabber
Los Rojos Weastedevil
LWAR Andy
LWAR Slabber
Manifique Wobbly
Manifique Spoony
Massey Slabber
Massey Spoony
Mehro Spoony
Mehro Weastedevil
Melvin Slabber
Melvin Wobbly
MF Slabber
MF BigAndy
MichMUM BigAndy
MichMUM Slabber
Mickthered BigAndy
Mickthered Spoony
midfield WeasteDevil
midfield BigAndy
Mozza Slabber
Mozza Spoony
Mum Weastedevil
Mum BigAndy
MURed Slabber
MURed Wobbly
Nam Slabber
Nate Slabber
Nate Wobbly
nealn BigAndy
nealn Weastedevil
NemanjaVidic Slabber
NemanjaVidic Spoony
Nialler Spoony
Nialler Slabber
NickLDN BigAndy
Nistle10 Spoony
Nistle10 WasteDevil
nme Slabber
nme Weastedevil
No Angel BigAndy
No Angel Spoony
Noodle Weaste
Oldham Weastedevil
Oldham Spoony
OleGunner Spoony
OleGunner Andy
Olli Slabber
Olli Weaste
OM Slabber
OM Spoony
onlyone BigAndy
onlyone Slabber
Parks Wobbly
Paul BigAndy
Paul spoony
Pink Wobbly
Pink Spoony
Pjaya Weastedevil
Pjaya Spoony
Plech Slabber
Plech Weaste
Randy Weastedevil
Randy Wobbly
Red Spoony Andy
Red Spoony Slabber
Redfan BigAndy
Redfan Weastedevil
Reelworld Weaste
Reelworld BigAndy
Rehash Weastedevil
Rehash Wobbly
ret Spoony
ret BigAndy
Richtum Slabber
Richtum Spoony
RKF Spooney
RKF Weastie
Rona1do Weastie
Rona1do Slabber
Roonaldo78 WeasteDevil
Roonaldo78 Spoony
Roy Smithers Slabber
Roy Smithers Weaste
Salvation Weaste
Salvation Spoony
Saq BigAndy
Saq Weastedevil
SARed -BigAndy
SARed -Spoony
Sca11ywag -WeasteDevil
Sca11ywag -Spoony
Shane BigAndy
Shane Wobbly
Sinch Spoony
Slabber Spoony
Slabber Wobbly
Spin Slabber
Spin Weaste
Spoony Slabber
Spoony Wobbly
Stamford BigAndy
Stamford WeasteDevil
Stobz Slabber
Stobz BigAndy
Sultan Spoony
Sultan Slabber
Sutty Bandy
Sutty Slabber
Swoosh BigAndy
Swoosh Spoony
TGA BA
TGA weaste
ThomasM -Slabber
ThomasM -BigAndy
Thoward Spoony
Thoward BigAndy
Tilo Slabber
Tilo Spoony
Tzolla slabber
Tzolla Spoony
US Devil Slabbs
US Devil Bandy
Van Spoony
Van BigAndy
VanTheMan Slabber
VanTheMan Weastedevil
Veng Spoony
Veng BigAndy
VR BigAndy
VR Wobbly
Wanco Andy
Wanco Slabber
Weaste BigAndy
Weaste Wobbly
Welsh BigAndy
Welsh Slabber
Wobbly Andy
Wobbly Spoony
Xan BigAndy
 
By Candidate:

Keano Andy
LWAR Andy
OleGunner Andy
Red Spoony Andy
Wanco Andy
Wobbly Andy
TGA BA
FreakyJim BAndy
GS Bandy
Jaapster Bandy
Sutty Bandy
US Devil Bandy
ainian BigAndy
B9YNWA BigAndy
Bangor BigAndy
Bergzen BigAndy
Crappy BigAndy
DCRed BigAndy
Donado BigAndy
Giggzinho BigAndy
GiggzyPO BigAndy
Golden BigAndy
ImRed2 BigAndy
Jackie bigandy
Jacob BigAndy
Jas BigAndy
Kaiser BigAndy
Kaush BIGAndy
KF BigAndy
Kstand BigAndy
MF BigAndy
MichMUM BigAndy
Mickthered BigAndy
midfield BigAndy
Mum BigAndy
nealn BigAndy
NickLDN BigAndy
No Angel BigAndy
onlyone BigAndy
Paul BigAndy
Redfan BigAndy
Reelworld BigAndy
ret BigAndy
Saq BigAndy
Shane BigAndy
Stamford BigAndy
Stobz BigAndy
Swoosh BigAndy
Thoward BigAndy
Van BigAndy
Veng BigAndy
VR BigAndy
Weaste BigAndy
Welsh BigAndy
Xan BigAndy
SARed -BigAndy
ThomasM -BigAndy
7 Slabber
ainian Slabber
Alonso Slabber
Atomic Slabber
B9YNWA Slabber
Babs Slabber
Ball13 slabber
Benisi Slabber
Bergzen Slabber
Bigjet Slabber
Crembo Slabber
DFH Slabber
Dowders Slabber
Dupes Slabber
ehsanul Slabber
Ern Slabber
Freak Slabber
French Slabber
Gazza Slabber
Giggzinho Slabber
Godspeed Slabber
heighmassive Slabber
Husey Slabber
KingEric Slabber
Los Rojos Slabber
LWAR Slabber
Massey Slabber
Melvin Slabber
MF Slabber
MichMUM Slabber
Mozza Slabber
MURed Slabber
Nam Slabber
Nate Slabber
NemanjaVidic Slabber
Nialler Slabber
nme Slabber
Olli Slabber
OM Slabber
onlyone Slabber
Plech Slabber
Red Spoony Slabber
Richtum Slabber
Rona1do Slabber
Roy Smithers Slabber
Spin Slabber
Spoony Slabber
Stobz Slabber
Sultan Slabber
Sutty Slabber
Tilo Slabber
Tzolla slabber
VanTheMan Slabber
Wanco Slabber
Welsh Slabber
Dubai -Slabber
ThomasM -Slabber
Kaush Slabbertard
US Devil Slabbs
RKF Spooney
7 Spoony
AEBM Spoony
Alonso Spoony
Ball13 spoony
Benisi Spoony
Bigjet Spoony
Crembo Spoony
DFH Spoony
Donado Spoony
Dowders Spoony
EVC Spoony
Freak Spoony
FreakyJim Spoony
French Spoony
GG Spoony
Godspeed Spoony
Husey Spoony
ImRed2 Spoony
Jackie spoony
Jas Spoony
Jimreid Spoony
Kaiser Spoony
Keano Spoony
KingEric Spoony
Kristjan Spoony
Kstand Spoony
Manifique Spoony
Massey Spoony
Mehro Spoony
Mickthered Spoony
Mozza Spoony
NemanjaVidic Spoony
Nialler Spoony
Nistle10 Spoony
No Angel Spoony
Oldham Spoony
OleGunner Spoony
OM Spoony
Paul spoony
Pink Spoony
Pjaya Spoony
ret Spoony
Richtum Spoony
Roonaldo78 Spoony
Salvation Spoony
Sinch Spoony
Slabber Spoony
Sultan Spoony
Swoosh Spoony
Thoward Spoony
Tilo Spoony
Tzolla Spoony
Van Spoony
Veng Spoony
Wobbly Spoony
Dubai -Spoony
SARed -Spoony
Sca11ywag -Spoony
Nistle10 WasteDevil
Andy Weaste
Ern Weaste
EVC Weaste
Gazza Weaste
Golden Weaste
Noodle Weaste
Olli Weaste
Plech Weaste
Reelworld Weaste
Roy Smithers Weaste
Salvation Weaste
Spin Weaste
TGA weaste
Atomic Weastedevil
Bangor WeasteDevil
Blythy Weastedevil
Crappy WeasteDevil
DCRed WeasteDevil
ehsanul Weastedevil
GG Weastedevil
GiggzyPO WeasteDevil
Jaapster weastedevil
Jacob WeasteDevil
KF WeasteDevil
Los Rojos Weastedevil
Mehro Weastedevil
midfield WeasteDevil
Mum Weastedevil
nealn Weastedevil
nme Weastedevil
Oldham Weastedevil
Pjaya Weastedevil
Randy Weastedevil
Redfan Weastedevil
Rehash Weastedevil
Roonaldo78 WeasteDevil
Saq Weastedevil
Stamford WeasteDevil
VanTheMan Weastedevil
Sca11ywag -WeasteDevil
AEBM Weastie
RKF Weastie
Rona1do Weastie
Andy Wobbly
Babs Wobbly
Blythy Wobbly
Dupes Wobbly
GS Wobbly
Jimreid Wobbly
Kristjan Wobbly
Manifique Wobbly
Melvin Wobbly
MURed Wobbly
Nate Wobbly
Parks Wobbly
Pink Wobbly
Randy Wobbly
Rehash Wobbly
Shane Wobbly
Slabber Wobbly
Spoony Wobbly
VR Wobbly
Weaste Wobbly
 
:lol: this is why the elections have been cancelled

the candidates couldnt lead a sing song never mind lead the masses
 
golden_blunder said:
:lol: this is why the elections have been cancelled

the candidates couldnt lead a sing song never mind lead the masses
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You lot should have set up a proper poll!

Lazy cnuts!
 
Its fairly obvious that the last 3 were pretty damn close however you sliced and counted it. And it wasnt even for the final winner!

So do a 3 way admin poll.

'snot rocket science.
 
Its not, but can it be cheated, i.e. people vote more than once?

I think if its a public poll, you can actually see whos voted... ?
 
The Official Count produced the following results:

1. Spoony 61
2. Slabber 59
3. Big Andy 57
4. Weastedevil 43
5. Wobbly 20

Big Andy changed his vote and reneged on the deal. What a scumbag.

Weastedevil accused me of changing the terms of the deal, when I had in fact done so at his request so that he didn't have to vote for me. What a scumbag.

He then proceeded to miscount the vote, even though he had no authority to declare an official result. He then had the cheek to open the run-off, which should never have been taking place, despite the fact that by this time I had arrived and politely asked him to feck off. What an arse.

Wobbly failed to vote for me, as per the deal, although he never in fact agreed to it. What a scumbag.

Spoony has behaved with honour and integrity throughout.

Well done Spoony.

Apologies to the Mod who locked the thread. Having had the chance to read it now, I can see why that was done.

Weastie, feck off.

Slabber
Returning Officer
 
Slabber said:
The Official Count produced the following results:

1. Spoony 61
2. Slabber 59
3. Big Andy 57
4. Weastedevil 43
5. Wobbly 20

Big Andy changed his vote and reneged on the deal. What a scumbag.

Weastedevil accused me of changing the terms of the deal, when I had in fact done so at his request so that he didn't have to vote for me. What a scumbag.

He then proceeded to miscount the vote, even though he had no authority to declare an official result. He then had the cheek to open the run-off, which should never have been taking place, despite the fact that by this time I had arrived and politely asked him to feck off. What an arse.

Wobbly failed to vote for me, as per the deal, although he never in fact agreed to it. What a scumbag.

Spoony has behaved with honour and integrity throughout.

Well done Spoony.

Apologies to the Mod who locked the thread. Having had the chance to read it now, I can see why that was done.

Weastie, feck off.

Slabber
Returning Officer
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So he got it wrong even after a couple of re counts?:lol:

As for the mod, I was the one who asked Livvie to close it, Slabber.

Weaste you are a tool.
 
That's exactly the same as my last vote count, except you've given Spoony two more votes that I must have missed. Probably through dealing with Noodlehair in a different way, or something similar.

Well done Slabber and Spoony!
 
Spoony said:
So he got it wrong even after a couple of re counts?:lol:
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Errm, I don't exactly spend a lot of time collecting the data which means I can miss certain votes. Slabber could also miscount.

You should count it yourself just to be sure, but I forgot that you are too much of a lazy cnut to do so!
 
WeasteDevil said:
Errm, I don't exactly spend a lot of time collecting the data which means I can miss certain votes. Slabber could also miscount.

You should count it yourself just to be sure, but I forgot that you are too much of a lazy cnut to do so!
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I was just a candidate. I've never wanted to count the votes.

Go on, look in the mirror and call your self a fecking feck arse.
 
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Slabber said:
The Official Count produced the following results:

1. Spoony 61
2. Slabber 59
3. Big Andy 57
4. Weastedevil 43
5. Wobbly 20

Big Andy changed his vote and reneged on the deal. What a scumbag.

Weastedevil accused me of changing the terms of the deal, when I had in fact done so at his request so that he didn't have to vote for me. What a scumbag.

He then proceeded to miscount the vote, even though he had no authority to declare an official result. He then had the cheek to open the run-off, which should never have been taking place, despite the fact that by this time I had arrived and politely asked him to feck off. What an arse.

Wobbly failed to vote for me, as per the deal, although he never in fact agreed to it. What a scumbag.

Spoony has behaved with honour and integrity throughout.

Well done Spoony.

Apologies to the Mod who locked the thread. Having had the chance to read it now, I can see why that was done.

Weastie, feck off.

Slabber
Returning Officer
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I thought spoony was level with me, so I changed it just before it got locked...sorry slabber, sorry Spoony...

thats politics...
 
WeasteDevil said:
Errm, I don't exactly spend a lot of time collecting the data which means I can miss certain votes. Slabber could also miscount.

You should count it yourself just to be sure, but I forgot that you are too much of a lazy cnut to do so!
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No, I take the trouble to ensure I have systems in place to ensure I don't miscount.

In any case, you had no authority to declare an official result, and you had no authority to start a run-off, one which by your recounted votes you must concede was, in any event, unwarranted.

For the record, Weastedevil has been disqualified for conduct unbecoming of a candidate and bringing the election into disrepute and for being a fecking arse.

Slabber
Returning Officer
 
Big Andy said:
I thought spoony was level with me, so I changed it just before it got locked...sorry slabber, sorry Spoony...

thats politics...
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Apology accepted.

Weaste, in contrast, is a fecking arse.

Slabber
Returning Officer
 
Are you going to take disciplinary action against Weastie? His conduct has been nothing short of disgraceful.

I want him either to receive a two-week ban, or, if that is not possible because he's secretly working on the not-so-secret new secret subforum, I want his tagline changed to "Officially, a fecking arse".

Slabber
Returning Officer
 
i repeat this is a dictatorship

Mods reserve the right to point & laugh & randomly change tags/aliases

but not at request
 
Slabber said:
Are you going to take disciplinary action against Weastie? His conduct has been nothing short of disgraceful.

I want him either to receive a two-week ban, or, if that is not possible because he's secretly working on the not-so-secret new secret subforum, I want his tagline changed to "Officially, a fecking arse".

Slabber
Returning Officer
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:lol:
 
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