A Christmas Cafrol

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Here were Charlie’s Devils, and Ed, and the Sultan of Sikh. Blythy, Weastedevil, giggzy and Dans got on their arses and posted more than once a year. And what a hive of activity it was! Twenty-Sixth Of was trying to build a fence, Davo was trying to get rid of his rubble, JSV was doing the ironing and painting his nails...And such romance! Couples were getting it on all over the place, handsome youth with winsome damsel, bluff fireman with big-mouthed slapper, morose Scouser with rude cow. What a joy it was to peruse the threads, with titles like, “My wife’s fanny-farts sound like motorbikes and smell like Wensleydale.” Slabberneezer found himself laughing, crying, bleeding and puking all at once…it was beautiful. “feck me,” he said to himself, “Stan used to be funny.”

brilliant.
 
crappycraperson said:
I still haven't. :(

and this :
"yaps got gund down by mcvitEz"
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Gunned down by Mcvities (sp?) the biscuit(not cock) company, because of his letters.

Not too sure about the Bz Bin Bz thing though.
 
Plech: truly a great effort and worth taking those weeks of exile to write same. This truly belongs in the classic threads section. Congratulations. And thanks for the dubious mention, spastard. XXX B
 
feckinell Plech, it's probably the best bit of story line ever written but I really can't be arsed to read all that.
 
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There's another laughing green face for you bignose. If fairness, it's well merited. Superb stuff.

Gay spastic
 
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I've just sped-read it as I'm minding the young lad, very good, great characterisations, up to your usual high standards, well done you work shy spasmo
 

“Merry Christmas, Slabberneezer!” said Stamford Bridge. “Looks like it’s going to be a white one!”

“That’s racist,” replied Slabberneezer, “BNP cnut. feck off…Cockbiscuit.”

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Plech...waaaay too much time on your hands. great read.
 
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I didnt have a very big part. :(

(A bit like Davo, so the word is. ;) )

Plech - this afternoon I was going to do A Christmas Carol for the caf! I won't now though - can't follow that.
 
Murt said:
i obviously havnt read it all, but the little bit i did was class.

YOu should write short stories and sell em.
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Thank you...and you to Grinner for the sentiment

However, I'm not sure there's a massive market for spastic-themed tales from the internet

Chaz...who's Olga Korbut?
 
Plechazunga said:
Thank you...and you to Grinner for the sentiment

However, I'm not sure there's a massive market for spastic-themed tales from the internet

Chaz...who's Olga Korbut?
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I'd buy a spastic related tale...
 
Plechazunga said:
Thank you...and you to Grinner for the sentiment

However, I'm not sure there's a massive market for spastic-themed tales from the internet

Chaz...who's Olga Korbut?
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She was the first superstar gymnast........... from the Munich Olympics '72.....from Belarus.
 
Plechazunga said:
Yes but Andy, you'd buy a Ronaldo shirt



"Bees being bees" :confused:
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Oh, I thought it was something deeper than that.

I think I give you too much credit sometimes.
 
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Just read through all that, brilliant stuff.

Shame I wasn't in it unlike last year :(
 
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Very good, some cracking abuse in there..

Also didn't get the bees bit. And the text talk was annoying, despite it being a pisstake. In fact, I believe text speak is outlawed on here

Ban him mod gimps
 
I like the abuse levelled at birds best...

and this verse

These three Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, are causing distress:
Boring, Marching, DJS
Football forum, futile mo-orons
Feck off to Inverness
 
Plechazunga said:
Nice one Andy...only fair as i devoted an entire half a song, and a gag about William Shatner, to your good self
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duly noted...
 
Plech, you have far too much fecking time on your hands. Your still a wanker and a fecking knob though.
 
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