25th May, city in the final: What could swing it in our favour? Scenarios?

Massive sickness bug at the Etihad would be the way to victory.
 
Recall Sancho's loan, mend his relationship with ETH, play a MOTM performance for FA Cup final with 2 assist and 1 goal. Finally, become the superstar that we paid big money for.
 
Hope that all our players play out of their skin , concentrate for the whole match and fight for the ball. Also all City have a massive off day and start arguing amongst themselves.

Alternatively put in all the women’s team players who have just won the cup and handicap the City players down so that they are at a similar height/strength/speed as the women.
 
Bruno who will create a chance in any match even if given no help at all. Rashford is good on the break, has an incredible record in big games for that reason. So we can score a goal. And just have to defend for our lives then.
 
Michael Oliver getting stuck in traffic
 
Casemiro breaking Haaland’s leg and City players physically attacking him in retribution resulting in forfeiture of the game due to 5 red cards.

There is no other scenario which allows us a sniff.
 
Set the fire alarm off at their hotel and blame it on Grealish being on the binge with Noel Gallagher
 
An early red card for City would swing it in our favour. But if nothing special happens, we will lose this for sure.