10 STEPS to MAKE US the BEST in the WORLD...

[Slabber]

Bearded Genius, is, well, a genius. I don't know if he has a beard though.

 

[Remy]

Bearded Genius, is, well, a genius. I don't know if he has a beard though.

Welcome back spastic

 

[Slabber]

Welcome back spastic

Thanks cocktard.

 

[dc_red]

Read # 1 and thought thats way too much for Diara. Then kept reading and started laughing my bollocks off at the rest....

 

[Dubai_Devil]

No offence, But quite how you managed to reach 4,400+ posts without getting yourself nominated for a Darwin award is beyond me.

SWISH (sound of point being missed by 032Devil)

He did the same in the gary neville petition thread in the football forum. He really is quite thick.

 

[The Hairdryer]

Bearded,

How can you use Neville at right back when you've sold him to Cricket?

 

[reelworld]

great thread!

at the spastic replies too!

 

[Pscholes18]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

dipshit

 

[USDevil]

Class BG

 

[Bury Red]

dipshit

And just when you'd have thought the stench from the pile of bodies in the spiked pit combined with the large flashing sign above it would have alerted any future numpties to the true intent of the thread, in falls another one.

Classic in the making BG

 

[Plechazunga]

fecking quality

Especially the end:

STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

 

[Donaldo]

And just when you'd have thought the stench from the pile of bodies in the spiked pit combined with the large flashing sign above it would have alerted any future numpties to the true intent of the thread, in falls another one.

Classic in the making BG

Brilliant BG.

 

[BeardedGenius]

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

 

[M160RA]

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

His real name is John Michael Obi...no kidding.

 

[metblack85]

Maybe Marco Van Bastard will come out of retirement and we can sign him too

 

[Plechazunga]

Can this be put in the classics please

Firstly, it deserves it, and secondly, it would save BG the embarrassment of having to bump it all the time to make sure people see it

 

[BeardedGenius]

Can this be put in the classics please

Firstly, it deserves it, and secondly, it would save BG the embarrassment of having to bump it all the time to make sure people see it

I don't know what you mean.

(Damn! I should have posted that when it fell off the 1st page!)

 

[Remy]

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

Converse All-stars surely!!! oh..and a Mars Bar

 

[H10]

 

[kafta]

definetly high