SwansonsTache
incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover
Two assists for Sanchez, totally justifying his £2m weekly salary
Like Will Ferrell in Semi ProIt's hilarious watching Darmian just pass the back to whoever gave him the ball.
Wonder how long it would be for someone to say thisLovely assist from Alexis
Another assist for Alexis
I don't see it with McTominay. Bit of a nothing player.
The least impressive title in the worldHe’s the Yeovil slayer!
Only 1Two assists for Sanchez, totally justifying his £2m weekly salary
He's a twat I don't want anything too do with him.Keown is not that bad in the 2nd half! Or Maybe I'm wrong.
Claiming the first is an assist is pushing it a bitTwo assists from Sanchez on his debut. Not bad at all.
Paul Tierney