Jose looks like he's trying not to laugh. 
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West Ham United 3:1 Manchester United
London Stadium
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I wish.how the very feck does anyone make Noble look class?So what positives are we taking from today? Is there any?
We've all been glazed. That's the problem.
Dunno but he wasn't exactly playing well.I dared to get excited when Rashford scored.
I'm an idiot.Worst start ever in PL season? Wow, didn't know that
They should do it before BT have the chance to interview him after the game.
Regardless, our new manager would come in to this shit defence.
Mourinho will definitely stay till the end of the season.lukaka's crosses are almost as bad as Young'sTaking off Pogba was a cnuts trick by Jose. People can say he didn't have a great game well, no movement but he kept trying. He kept making himself available.
That sub was ALL about Jose. He's put so much pressure on Pogba now. Fellaini Matic Lukaku all done nothing. But yeah let's keep this circus running.feck off you glass kneed twat! Just admit it was a foulLine up was terrible,formation was terrible,the subs was fecking appalling.
fecking awful of Mourinho,hope he fecks off soonSomeone needs to fly a Boeing 747 over Old Trafford next..At least something as made Jose smile.The only thing we seem to be good at is making the opposition look better than they are.Its can a loss be a win time.
what would Blind have done, he barely played last year.
pick four different people? dalot must come inI think Woody might surprise us after this.What the feck am I watching right now? Astonishing.
I guess not...
In a word: no.
Second half he started well.Noble will never have a game like this again81 min
Corner to United and it comes to Lukaku who sends a cross into the middle but Fabianski claims.
We need another goal very soon or this game will be out of reach.
How long do you reckon Jose's contract extension will be?Every cross from Lukaku has gone straight to Fabianski.Pass the fecking ball Matic!Watch us go on and win the CL to the ambivalence of every supporter
Talk about how shit your defenders are before the season starts?Lukaku is the shitest player this season yet he never gets his arse hauled off. Martial has been better today.
Pity DDG I suppose he will be think why he is still in Utd
He passed the ball that led to West Ham regaining possession.
New Mourinho deal?
It's a quote from Futurama aimed at the team. I stopped playing the positive game when we went 2-0 down. We've been absolutely shocking.The atmosphere at the club is so evident by the performances of the players. Of course, everyone will talk about Pogba, who was awful. BUT... he was no better or no worst than anybody else. Absolutely shocking.
There is nothing in this team. No unity, and some distance between players and manager.
We have seen this all before.
How do we prepare for the game against Valencia?
I worry about how we will look in a year's time, because I see players moving on, and the whole club continuing to look fragmented (on the pitch..)Sorry to those few who suddenly thought a comeback was on the cards, this is Mourinho United and we are fcuking shite.This season is over already. Might as well bin off Jose now and start preparing for next year.Quite simply... Mourinho out. The poison must be removed. McTominay in central defence says all you need to know about the numpty. And in my opinion, he wants out. This was sabotage.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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11%
Ashley Young
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9%
Luke Shaw
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9%
Marouane Fellaini
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7%
David de Gea
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7%
Anthony Martial
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5%
Chris Smalling
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5%
Paul Pogba
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5%
Scott McTominay
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2%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Juan Mata
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1%
Fred
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 332 ratings.
Score Predictions
262,169,80
- Man Utd win
- West Ham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 18% West Ham 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% West Ham 2:1 Man Utd
- 12% West Ham 0:2 Man Utd
- 10% West Ham 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% West Ham 0:1 Man Utd
- 6% West Ham 2:0 Man Utd
- 5% West Ham 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% West Ham 5:0 Man Utd
- 4% West Ham 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% West Ham 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% West Ham 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 4:0 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 2:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- West Ham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 49% 51%
- Shots
- 8 9
- Shots on Target
- 3 4
- Corners
- 4 9
- Fouls
- 12 12
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Fred
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replaced by Juan Mata
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