West Ham United 3:1 Manchester United

donkeyfish · Sep 29, 2018

Shambolic

Reminds me of the Chelsea 4-0 defending

DRM · Sep 29, 2018

God I hate that cnut noble

pjaya · Sep 29, 2018

Pity DDG I suppose he will be think why he is still in Utd

kouroux · Sep 29, 2018

C3Pique said:
Why is Pogba laughing and smiling on the bench? Unprofessional cnut.

Why wouldn't he ? This shit is too funny to be true

yamo123x · Sep 29, 2018

Mctominay on that goal. Centre half OMG.

The Firestarter · Sep 29, 2018

McTominay . It's not his fault his is shit.

I_live_cement · Sep 29, 2018

Rash Decision said:
Martial off was understandable. How could he take Pogba off though.

Other way round you lunatic.

FlapR · Sep 29, 2018

jesus wept

KirkDuyt · Sep 29, 2018

Why did ddg stay on hos goalline.

Raees · Sep 29, 2018

For a minute there I was thinking we would get a draw

Paul778 · Sep 29, 2018

That’s kinda what happens when you don’t have two centre backs working in tandem holding the line

Toddler · Sep 29, 2018

So depressing. I should start drinking.

pauldyson1uk · Sep 29, 2018

just feck right off

joedirt87 · Sep 29, 2018

swiss cheese defending.

Damien · Sep 29, 2018

Adisa said:
I'm out with my girlfriend looking for a puppy to adopt. We want a large dog breed. Any ideas?

St. Bernard but I've always been a fan of the Beethoven films.

redIndianDevil · Sep 29, 2018

fecking hell, we make a clogger like Noble look like Luka Modric.

Paxi · Sep 29, 2018

Just leave. You can't even sort a defence out. fecking Mariana trench there.

devilish · Sep 29, 2018

As said he lost the dressing room

UncleBob · Sep 29, 2018

Thank god we brought off Lindelof and left Mctominay on

redpatron · Sep 29, 2018

chris smalling plus one :lol:

Summit · Sep 29, 2018

feck off jose.

duffer · Sep 29, 2018

I don't mean to lump on but what the feck was that defending? That's really, really bad.

LoneStar · Sep 29, 2018

And game over. Lukaku would have missed that chance for sure.

Wednesday at Stoke · Sep 29, 2018

Top kek.

iluvoursolskjær · Sep 29, 2018

We were really unlucky therr

Have just had no luck today

TMDaines · Sep 29, 2018

Nothing unlucky about that one. One pass through the whole midfield and defence.

Alabaster Codify7 · Sep 29, 2018

Hahahaha

DavidDeSchmikes · Sep 29, 2018

Mark 'Pashun, Honest, West Ham Fan' Noble the Midfield Maestro. This is going to be a long season

Rash Decision · Sep 29, 2018

Baxter said:
Arnautovic playing like Lukaku should.

Should have gotten him like Mourinho wanted

manichester · Sep 29, 2018

Just need someone to get sent of to make it perfect.

GledTheRed · Sep 29, 2018

defense

C3Pique · Sep 29, 2018

Hephaestus said:
German Shepard's are awesome. Always wanted one, currently have a retriever.

They need a lot of training and discipline though, a neighbour has an 11 month old one and it's wild. Big enough to jump up and put its paws on my shoulders, but wants to grab arms and hands like a puppy. Non-dog lovers might be a bit intimidated by it.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Sep 29, 2018

rpitchfo · Sep 29, 2018

This is worse than moyes.

SirAF · Sep 29, 2018

hungrywing said:
WTF? ESL?

Why should they put the ball out?

JonDahl · Sep 29, 2018

Raees said:
For a minute there I was thinking we would get a draw

We all wanted to believe mate

el3mel · Sep 29, 2018

He got Lindelof out and put Scott fecking Mctominay as a CB, then replaced Pogba and Martial when we were about to press.

Absolute dogshite management. He can feck off.

BlueHaze · Sep 29, 2018

"The Special One"

glazed · Sep 29, 2018

That wasn't very good defending. Maybe we need a new centre back.

peridigm · Sep 29, 2018

pjaya said:
Pity DDG I suppose he will be think why he is still in Utd

Hasn’t signed a new contract. Don’t blame him one bit ether. I’d move on if I were him. We’re going nowhere anytime soon.

Amadaeus · Sep 29, 2018

99% sure that this is Mourinho last season

Random Task · Sep 29, 2018

And that is the end of Jose Mourinho's tenure.

sullydnl · Sep 29, 2018

Shambles.

Reiver · Sep 29, 2018

Any chance Mourinho gets sacked after this?

Neo_Mufc · Sep 29, 2018

We are the biggest joke in football right now.

Stadjer · Sep 29, 2018

so depressing.. eventhough we are terrible we score the 2-1 and you expect the team to push on and try and atleast get a point BUT instead the defense falls asleep and we concede...

mitchmouse · Sep 29, 2018

being a shit-stirrer.. where are the two people who called me a certain word for saying Smalling was one of the worst CBs of all time. I was told he was fast. that's fine if you actually fecking move

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