West Ham United 3:1 Manchester United

Fracture90 · Sep 29, 2018

I swear if there was some sort of a requirement of tapping the ball in the air for 15 touches in order to get into some football squad, Fellaini would have dropped out from football altogether .

Not an ounce of technique in that man.

TheFlagStaysDown · Sep 29, 2018

dont worry guys fellaini will score in injury time and we get great point out of this one

JK-27 · Sep 29, 2018

Lukaku is out wide. What is he doing out there?

And then when he is out wide, he gets no support and nobody is taking a position in the centre?!

What are we doing?

Minimalist · Sep 29, 2018

Honestly just put Nicky Butt in charge or something. Somebody that actually coaches/drills our players.

LeftyBlaster · Sep 29, 2018

kouroux said:
We really have. I would also add that no one makes runs to stretch things or to give support closer to a ball carrier.

These things are supposed to be worked out in training. Feck knows what we do.

Sassy Colin · Sep 29, 2018

Schmeichel's Cartwheel said:
Hope you Mourinho apologists are enjoying this. Any real United fan would not be defending this shit. Everyone could see the line-up was wrong.

I wasn't aware that such a thing existed.

It's a myth created by the looneys in the United Forum

FlapR · Sep 29, 2018

This is grim.

el3mel · Sep 29, 2018

kouroux said:
We really have. I would also add that no one makes runs to stretch things or to give support closer to a ball carrier.

It's ridiculous.

Hopefully the upcoming manager doesn't fall in the same fecking mistake in giving some too much chances and chop them off.

mitchmouse · Sep 29, 2018

dar10nian said:
Matic and Fellaini making Noble look like Roy Keane

and Pogba making a 12-year-old (is he 16 yet?) look like Duncan Edwards

VeevaVee · Sep 29, 2018

Im going to make beans on toast. I was going to wait til half time but feck it

Wednesday at Stoke · Sep 29, 2018

The old cnut puts an elbow into pogbas mouth, commentator says he used his experience. lol ok.

Loublaze · Sep 29, 2018

prateik said:
This is fecking shit. Why are we watching this crap?

We're all masochists

48 hours · Sep 29, 2018

LeftyBlaster said:
These things are supposed to be worked out in training. Feck knows what we do.

Argue over Instagram posts seemingly

Jazz · Sep 29, 2018

A corner!

C3Pique · Sep 29, 2018

We're feckng tragic.

Robbie Boy · Sep 29, 2018

elnorte said:
Saturday working...

Ah it's OT, I'm hungry for the €€'s...

JonDahl · Sep 29, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
I wasn't aware that such a thing existed.

Then you're blind

Irrational. · Sep 29, 2018

Absolutely baffling why McTom is playing CB when Bailly is on the bench. This is up there with Herrera at CB and Phil Jones taking corners.

Andycoleno9 · Sep 29, 2018

All those fantastic football games today and this game will ruin it

Mailo · Sep 29, 2018

Lukaku is killing me. Not a United player at all, except mentality. Fellaini looking like Messi compared to him.

JG3001 · Sep 29, 2018

Smores said:
It's like a competition to be the most miserable feckwit in herr

Can you blame people? 3 holding mids, no energy or pace, lack of movement, bar maybe Newcastle, we are the most boring team in the prem. The board are fools not to make a decision and sack Mourinho now, any other ‘big’ team would have pulled the trigger without hesitation long ago

Sassy Colin · Sep 29, 2018

Is the ref a West Ham supporter?

Robbie Boy · Sep 29, 2018

VeevaVee said:
Excel is more fun

Random Task · Sep 29, 2018

The sheer amount of times one of our players receives the ball around the box and precedes to run directly to the byline, only to lose possession almost instantly, is quite frankly mind numbing.

How can we be this predictable and hope to achieve anything? Not good enough.

Livewire1974 · Sep 29, 2018

I decided after last week that I ain't watching us till that clown of a manager is fired. It's pure torture.

Scorpy · Sep 29, 2018

This is painful to watch.

kouroux · Sep 29, 2018

LeftyBlaster said:
These things are supposed to be worked out in training. Feck knows what we do.

Defensive drills (shite ones at that).

Adcuth · Sep 29, 2018

Michael Oliver has to have the most punchable face after Mike Dean

pjaya · Sep 29, 2018

Minimalist said:
Honestly just put Nicky Butt in charge or something. Somebody that actually coaches/drills our players.

What is carrick role actually?

Reddy Rederson · Sep 29, 2018

Why yes, mr Oliver when you push someone over in the box it’s called a penalty.

ErranMorad · Sep 29, 2018

Plan A needs to be deployed here. feck trying to play football, let's just start hoofing it to Fellaini non-stop.

mitchmouse · Sep 29, 2018

for about the 150th time this season, I say: no width. we need at least one world-class winger. Young? ha hahaha

Loublaze · Sep 29, 2018

Chelsea couldn't score here last week. What chance do we have?

Mr. Meeseeks · Sep 29, 2018

I hope the Zidane rumours amount to something. This season seems to be circling the drain and it’s still September

Dolf · Sep 29, 2018

kidbob said:
Miles of space for Shaw to move forward to receive the ball off Matic but he just stands looking at him so Pogba gets the ball with no support available.

Yeah I saw that too. Its our entire team doing that except young

Annihilate Now! · Sep 29, 2018

Imagine if we got a penalty for that

Jeppers7 · Sep 29, 2018

The lack of effort from Lukaku when the West Ham defenders have the ball

Slevs · Sep 29, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Is the ref a West Ham supporter?

Michael Oliver, ABU.

I donno why we let him ref our games. We should have spoken to the FA a long time ago about him.

The_Midfielder · Sep 29, 2018

Lukaku is not the problem.. every striker misses goals ..he is living on scrapes

Godfather · Sep 29, 2018

Shave your head Smalling you clown

mitchmouse · Sep 29, 2018

we are getting caught down our left-hand side every time

TheFlagStaysDown · Sep 29, 2018

the only reason why I am watching this is because I wanna see how bad we play so I can moan about it for the next week until the next game. basically

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