He was probably wondering what the fecking thing was, he hasn't seen it all game.
FA Premier League
West Ham United 3:2 Manchester United
The Boleyn Ground
- Kick-off
- Tue, 10 May 2016 @ 8:30pm BST
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The storm seems to be easing.I just got in to see us getting battered.
What was I thinking we stood a chance? WH were always going to raise their game massively for us after succumbing so easily to Swansea.
It's the hope that kills you.
Because you're irrational. (sorry)First decent attack.
Of course it's got a lot to do with van Gaal. They look as organised as a plate of spaghetti. It genuinely looks like someone has grabbed 11 random footballers and fecked them on to a pitch together with no instructions.We're the best side ever at under hitting a pass just behind a players run.
The amount of readjusting we do to receive the ball in and around the box is unreal.Has Rooney's shot landed yet?
our first of any kind!PM pleaseLaughingly poor.
Valencia having a proper shit day at the office
Rojo - what's the point?
Blind - lucky!
Midfield - who knows?
ForwRds - feel sorry for em
We can't put 3 passes together, no shots and don't look like we know where or which direction to shoot!
Bad. Just proper terribly bad.The storm will blow itself out.We're just so shit. Where's the fire and fighting spirit? We shouldn't be close to the CL to be honestOnly one worthy defender on the pitch and Rooney in midfield. Shite is to be expected
And he's getting closed downOnce again the rules for a defender shepherding a ball out of play are completely different to the rest of the pitch.If Carroll goes to the Euros I will not be watching England !
just now, popped on some broken glass.Has Blind been to fecking Amsterdam getting high as a kite? Shocking today.
He'd walk into this side. He can actually tackle and pass a ball.Even if we score 2 which we won't, West Ham look like they'll score 5.
DDG is the only exception to that.Having to convince myself again i would rather have an FA cup then a champions league place
so the fact that smalling blind and rojo are having hororrs is rooney's fault?Have we had a shot yet? Excluding rooneys shot that went out of the stadiumRooney in midfield and Mata/Rojo on the pitch. Awful was always gonna be the norm.Rooney's more interested in those Scholes cross field passes than actually playing good.
It's like he's accumulating a number of successful crosses to get that +1 stat on Fifa or something.Need a Fergie style half time team talk to get anything back today.We can't even touch this Lanzini fella. He looks like Paul Scholes out there.What a shit performancePlayers look like they bottled it... which isnt shocking
Haha, that actually worked.At least we've finally started the game.This has been appalling so far.
Not surprising when he's the only player who can do anything.Our coaching team is so shit and to see Rooney in midfield is just harming us. A (hopefully) next manager will have to clean the team out
It just sailed over my head at a fair rate of knots, with no sign of losing steam. Destination Glasgow I do believe.we cant defend when we attack, we cant attack when we defend.Aiming at Mata for headers
No matter, we'd blow over in a gust.- Status
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Compiled from 442 ratings.
Score Predictions
286,84,94
- Man Utd win
- West Ham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% West Ham 1:2 Man Utd
- 20% West Ham 0:1 Man Utd
- 13% West Ham 1:1 Man Utd
- 6% West Ham 2:1 Man Utd
- 6% West Ham 0:2 Man Utd
- 5% West Ham 2:0 Man Utd
- 4% West Ham 0:0 Man Utd
- 3% West Ham 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% West Ham 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% West Ham 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% West Ham 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% West Ham 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% West Ham 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- West Ham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 41% 59%
- Shots
- 20 3
- Shots on Target
- 6 2
- Corners
- 6 2
- Fouls
- 6 18
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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