Watford 4:1 Manchester United

the_cliff · Nov 20, 2021

I'm guessing Martial for Sancho and Donny for Mctominay.

Should be Martial for Ronaldo and Donny for Bruno but whatever.

One Night Only · Nov 20, 2021

L1nk said:
Bringing on Donny to try and save his career, absolutely shameless from this fraud

fecking hell, don't use Donny he's a dickhead, uses Donny he's a dickhead. Our fans are fecking ridiculous. "Losing a game at HT and changes things? How fecking dare he?"

The same fans who complains he doesn't make a sub till late doors.

Salus Populi Suprema Lex · Nov 20, 2021

Canucantona20 said:
Donny and martial coming on.

He's flogging a dead horse. It's over for Ole, this is it.

Kaos · Nov 20, 2021

Dobba said:
He inherited the Champions of England. Why the feck would he need the funding Ole did?

He was a terrible appointment, I'm not doubting that. But I suspect Ole would have done worse in his position. Clearly a day and night difference between them as far as their respective coaching abilities go.

stu_1992 · Nov 20, 2021

Shocked we're getting changes this early even after that horror show first half. Truly shocking performance though. Second half can't be worse surely.

Ixion · Nov 20, 2021

ReallyUSA said:
What the feck happened to my team

Look at how they (Ole) massacred my boy

DickDastardly · Nov 20, 2021

Fts 74 said:
Yes, after city he said we need to come out like wounded animals.

Sure made his promise then.

We look like a one legged headless chicken.

Chip · Nov 20, 2021

Dobba said:
Get in there!

Come on Cafe, cheer up, this is what you want every week until he's gone and flashy new guy is in charge.

You're having a shocker in here. Maybe you should take a short break from the caf.

Poborsky's hair · Nov 20, 2021

McFred simply not good enough, tragic first half, no control of midfield, no protection, when are we gonna learn.

kouroux · Nov 20, 2021

Fts 74 said:
Yes, after city he said we need to come out like wounded animals.

Wounded animals often get put down tbh

ooeat0meoo · Nov 20, 2021

Oh GOD!!!

Ole's going to have crocodile tears in his eyes during the post-match interview, again.

We've achieved something beyond pathetic... is there even such a term. I'm at a loss for words

Godfather · Nov 20, 2021

Hope Scott never makes the starting 11 ever again

rimaldo · Nov 20, 2021

i’ve not followed united for a few years, more of a ronaldo fan than anything. are watford a decent side nowadays?

Mr. Ant · Nov 20, 2021

Ranchero said:
Rubbish. They are saving themselves for the Champions League

I just hope we won't lose that game somehow.

McGrathsipan · Nov 20, 2021

Fts 74 said:
Yes, after city he said we need to come out like wounded animals.

Half dead animals

Random Task · Nov 20, 2021

Sultan said:
Losing another 3 points is on the board. It's obvious Ole has lost the players and this is the issue with delaying the inevitable.

The players practically confirmed they were no longer with Ole with their "performance" in the second half of the City game, assuming it would be enough to see Ole sacked. They, just like the rest of us, probably didn't think it possible that he'd be in charge today.

This loss is entirely on the board.

Ranchero · Nov 20, 2021

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Sadly, they’ve looked like this for the best part of 2yrs. We never play with intensity, we never sprint, we never pass the ball quickly.

We had our moments last season. I vaguely remember thro the fog of this season's garbage

NoLogo · Nov 20, 2021

Godfather said:
Martial don't you dare save Ole's ass

Martial couldn't save a kindergarden team from being beaten.

UncleBob · Nov 20, 2021

And out from nowhere he subs on Martial, who has not been involved at all

Kaos · Nov 20, 2021

Jezpeza said:
i dont think we signed him with a system that utilises him in mind. Or ronaldo. Its signing players for the sake of signing them over signing players to fit a specific system is the problem

Ole had been chasing him for 2 years before finally signing him. You'd hope he had an idea as to how to use him.

Ali Dia · Nov 20, 2021

Donny to save Oles job.

darko · Nov 20, 2021

Hey. Hey. Donny getting a whole half of EPL play.

Dobba · Nov 20, 2021

Chip said:
You're having a shocker in here. Maybe you should take a short break from the caf.

Sorry I'm struggling to keep up with whether wanting Manchester United to lose matches is a good or bad thing. Is it next week real fans want us to get thrashed or this one?

Lecland07 · Nov 20, 2021

Poborsky's hair said:
McFred simply not good enough, tragic first half, no control of midfield, no protection, when are we gonna learn.

But Fred wasn't playing. It was Matic.

Terranova · Nov 20, 2021

Ralph1386 said:
Ole expecting Donny to save his job now

nah maybe a power move. If Donny now doesn't save the game now(which is gonna be very hard, because he isn't the whole team), he'll have 1 less problem to worry about, because he can then say Donny wasn't the answer

Rustyspider13 · Nov 20, 2021

Missed the last 15 mins due to a power outage, now I see we're 2-0 down. I assume they pressed us to get the ball and finally put away a chance for the second. You can stretch your imagination for the losses against Liverpool and City to be 'justifiable' as they are better teams than us, but Watford? Really? The lack of fight is astonishing. Ole needs to leave for this season to have any chance. The board needs to make a decision as he won't resign.

Anyway, rant over. Hope we win this 2-3.

Gazza · Nov 20, 2021

Are these substitutions a piss-take? Like, Ole is trolling us now, surely? If I were Martial or Van De Beek I would be thinking feck this noise.

mu4c_20le · Nov 20, 2021

Lets see how much Donny loves Ole

Anustart89 · Nov 20, 2021

Donny to Ole: what do you want me to do boss?
Ole: I dunno why you asking me?

United Hobbit · Nov 20, 2021

Nevilles.Wear.Prada said:
Michelle lee. She and jamie O'hara tearing us apart. Calling to sack ole at half time.

I'd sack him at half time, though if it were my decision he'd be long gone

Almost all the fans, all the pundits bar Gary Neville, most of our players, can all see what needs to be done. The only ones who can't are Ole and the board.

Oh yes I'd forgotten they missed a penalty twice, we could be 3 down

Oh my, is that Donny I see?! Why do I see him bailing us and Ole out

The Hilton · Nov 20, 2021

Lee565 said:
But we don't get good results or good performances at the moment and ole has had free reign to build his squad where as mourinho was stopped from buying and selling who he wanted and at least he had a cabinet case to back the potential ability to turn things around, ole has nothing to back up turning this mess around and we were not this awful defensively under mourinho

We didn't have good performances back then either, and we have had a few good results, especially in the CL.

We really were this awful under Mou, and Moyes, we're just back there at rock bottom. It's depressing how many times we've sunk so low in the past decade.

Godfather · Nov 20, 2021

Donny doing more than Scott in just 1,5 minutes

Red_toad · Nov 20, 2021

the_cliff said:
Apparently Donny and Martial on.

Taking off Rashford is just bizarre. Feckin dreading another 45 minutes of us being over run and looking like a team who’ve been flung together and are trying to work it out for themselves

stw2022 · Nov 20, 2021

Godfather said:
Martial don't you dare save Ole's ass

Like pleading with Ken Dodd not to be so sexy

Sassy Colin · Nov 20, 2021

the_cliff said:
I'm guessing Martial for Sancho and Donny for Mctominay.

Should be Martial for Ronaldo and Donny for Bruno but whatever.

Doesn't really matter, does it?

Ixion · Nov 20, 2021

Rather than spam the United twitter with ole out we should just spam it with the picture of Maguire with his fingers in his ears.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Nov 20, 2021

midou said:
I would hold back on the players' criticism, not only the coaching is trash but it looks like they have downed tools.

That would make me criticise them significantly more. I want Solskjaer out, but you should still be working for your teammates and club. Even if you don't care about either of those - which seems to be the case for a lot of our team - you should at least have some minimum personal standards.

Some players have done this to multiple managers now. They should also be leaving the club.

ooeat0meoo · Nov 20, 2021

The entire management has to go, including Woodward

Then the new management needs to purchase a whole entire back line and quality midfielders.

It's time for GlasersOut protests to start banging on the doors, probably.
Here's the real tragedy, Alex Ferguson has endorsed all this crap throughout. How many legends of this club, including Nevs will continue to go down with this sunken ship?

Oranges038 · Nov 20, 2021

Disgraceful first half. Aboslute joke.
De Gea has done good
Maguire has made a few blocks but is awful on the ball and his positioning is shite
Lindelof is invisible
McT is not good enough
AWB is just shite
Matic is finished
Shaw is lazy
Rashford is lazy
Sancho hasn't a clue what's going on
Bruno is just smashing balls away
Ronaldo is not in it at all, him having to go back to left back trying to get the ball moving is a joke.

Ranchero · Nov 20, 2021

Martial and Van De Beek on. Rashford and McTominay off. Watch us not turn this around.

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