Rooney just twats every ball as hard as he can
FA Premier League
Watford 3:1 Manchester United
Vicarage Road
- Kick-off
- Sun, 18 September 2016 @ 12:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Rooney has been poor.Please sub Rooney. Please. Please, Jose, I will do anything for you. Anything.Rooney crosses wtf!fecking Rooney failing at the basics again. OOOH close from IbraDe Gea's clearance is pure.. what does that even mean?What a headerGreat ball that from FellainiSuper cross from Fellaini, bullet from Ibra. Top save GomesYeah that's it Jose - keep Rooney out wide so he can't affect the game as much with his shitness.That's betterI really can't see Rooney starting against LpoolRooney's corners
We need someone to show some balls and take over from him awful.Good effort ZlatanFeel like you'll get the breakthrough eventually, seems to be all United pressure.Our passing is better after Mata came on. He controls our attack well, none of our other midfielders have the composure to do so. Another frustrating game for Pogba.
He consistently takes inconsistent decisions, that's consistency.First good cross this match comes from a 'shit oaf'.Rooney.What a save by Gomes.you'll never see Michael Oliver and 90's TV sitcom character Mr Brittas in the same room. FactBrilliant save.
Bastard.Without Fergie controlling the FA we really have no hope do we?Great cross from Fellaini.
Great header by Ibrah.
Great save by Gomes.Good header IbraRidiculous from Pogba.Pogba, fecking hell man.Another crap corner. Mata is on, let him take themRemember Charlie Adams corners being worth £10m, Rooneys are worth about 65p
2 out of 10 performance. And that's being generous.Just take a bit of care and we can score again hereThat's it, United are going to draw this.Feck sake Rooney. Bring on Phil Jones.We even manage to make Gomes look like Gordon Banks. Typical.Game is there to be won. Come on.Rooney and his corner kicks
Poggersfeck off GomesRooney has had a horrendous second half even by his standards.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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16%
Luke Shaw
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12%
Marouane Fellaini
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4%
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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4%
David de Gea
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2%
Wayne Rooney
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2%
Paul Pogba
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2%
Ashley Young
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2%
Eric Bailly
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2%
Juan Mata
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2%
Antonio Valencia
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1%
Memphis Depay
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 601 ratings.
Score Predictions
500,68,57
- Man Utd win
- Watford win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 22% Watford 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Watford 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Watford 0:1 Man Utd
- 10% Watford 0:3 Man Utd
- 10% Watford 1:3 Man Utd
- 5% Watford 1:1 Man Utd
- 3% Watford 0:0 Man Utd
- 3% Watford 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 2:0 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 2:1 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 2:2 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 3:3 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 3:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Watford
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 40% 60%
- Shots
- 10 15
- Shots on Target
- 5 2
- Corners
- 5 7
- Fouls
- 14 19
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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replaced by Juan Mata
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replaced by Ashley Young
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