Valencia 2:1 Manchester United

Sultan · Dec 12, 2018

Something is definitely wrong.

100 · Dec 12, 2018

Put Greenwood on and stop sucking the life out of football

Reddy Rederson · Dec 12, 2018

yumtum said:
We're getting taken apart by a team that can barely win in La Liga.

We’re being beat by a team so shit they were booed off at their last game.

mitchmouse · Dec 12, 2018

LingiBW said:
I wouldn't want the kids on the bench to be introduced in such a dysfunctional team, so unfair on them to learn from what seems like amateurs

send them out with the instructions: just do the opposite of this lot of shite and you'l be fine

el3mel · Dec 12, 2018

abdo99 said:
pep and city wanted him. hed sure look better in a cohesive team

They didn't. They scouted and backed out of this deal. Only some morons were ready to throw 50m on him.

Chairman Steve · Dec 12, 2018

Can’t wait for tomorrow where Gary Neville will say we’d be stupid to sack Jose and Phil Jones is an amazing defender because he’s an England regular.

RedDevil@84 · Dec 12, 2018

nokillingmoths said:
Hows the forum holding up tonight?

As usual. Everyone baying for blood.

mitchmouse · Dec 12, 2018

Reddy Rederson said:
We’re being beat by a team so shit they were booed off at their last game.

so were we not so long ago

GledTheRed · Dec 12, 2018

How senior bosses at the club can't watch this drivel week in week out and think it's OK is beyond me. It's bordering on a joke, like the players and Maureen have some kinda deal to get him sacked and split the compensation.

Drifter · Dec 12, 2018

All over the place.

sunama · Dec 12, 2018

We have P.Jones and Lukaku in the team. There is no way that we can win a match with these 2 in the team.
And why the feck am I the only person in this thread saying this.

We are playing with 9 men, against 12 (Jones is playing for Valencia).

mitchmouse · Dec 12, 2018

RedDevil@84 said:
As usual. Everyone baying for blood.

well some here would say Jose has sucked all the life blood out of the club!

Bola · Dec 12, 2018

Just get Greenwood and Garner on, it will gloss over the crap Jose has put out

Slevs · Dec 12, 2018

Class goal by Jones tbf

kouroux · Dec 12, 2018

abdo99 said:
our team has no clue what theyre doing. both in defence and attack. give him to a manager with a system and team that knows what theyre doing he will look better. he was fine in shakhtar

He's fecking shit mate. Did you see that pass ?

PoTMS · Dec 12, 2018

Fred..

Infestissumam · Dec 12, 2018

Wilt said:
Wow, no offence Phil but I think I’m busy that night.

why miss out on a night full of slapstick and own goals? It'll be glorious.

Im red2 · Dec 12, 2018

What we have waiting in the wings is another horrible transfer window by Woodward, who will be too busy trying to get us a tampon sponsor, and end up having no time left to sign Neymar, Messi, and all the other great players, how long are United fans going to be fooled by these idiots.

Fully Fledged · Dec 12, 2018

Irrational. said:
Blessing in disguise. We'd only get humiliated later on. Rather crash out early.

Which is only the case if you admit our manager is inept.

bdspeedy · Dec 12, 2018

Shite shower by United but it actually works if you mute the sound and play Benny Hill music in the background whilst United have the ball.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · Dec 12, 2018

Its amazing! Woodward refused to upgrade the likes of Jones in the summer. Mourinho predicted the season would suffer, yet was villified. We'e had our worst defensive season in decades. Yet some how its his fault not woodward's :lol:

Mind you I dont like mourinho at all!

AaronRedDevil · Dec 12, 2018

So many players are gonna get thrown under the bus after this match.

BlueHaze · Dec 12, 2018

mitchmouse said:
I think you forget that SAF told us he could be an Old Trafford legend. well, maybe he is...

Jones is nothing compared to spending £75m on belgien Nile Ranger.

BrianMcClair'sBarnet · Dec 12, 2018

Like watching peak Scholes.

Dargonk · Dec 12, 2018

Lovely ball straight out of play from Fred

sunama · Dec 12, 2018

GledTheRed said:
It's bordering on a joke, like the players and Maureen have some kinda deal to get him sacked and split the compensation.

Leftback99 · Dec 12, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Why did Bailey fall over?

Classic hilarious Bailly.

NJM78 · Dec 12, 2018

This is a wankfest and not the good kind.

Ish · Dec 12, 2018

mitchmouse said:
you said other managers get something from lesser players. I said there is no CB "lesser" than Jones. But maybe you didn't read it

You need to define what you mean by lesser. There’s no one worse in the EPL? In the top 10 of the EPL?

AngliaRed · Dec 12, 2018

sunama said:
We have P.Jones and Lukaku in the team. There is no way that we can win a match with these 2 in the team.
And why the feck am I the only person in this thread saying this.

We are playing with 9 men, against 12 (Jones is playing for Valencia).

No, I also agree! Jones is gash! Lukaku is hopeless

Moriarty · Dec 12, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Why did Bailey fall over?

Jones has been coaching him.

Berbaclass · Dec 12, 2018

Jake said:
Pretty awful this.

I watch united games religiously but the Mrs has asked if she can watch a film in the living room.

I obliged, after this I’m literally debating going watching the muppets Christmas carol film.

What’s the difference?

Velvet Revolver · Dec 12, 2018

Lukaku stays on !

Rolandofgilead · Dec 12, 2018

tomaldinho1 said:
To be fair to him, he's trying to attack. We've got the narrowest setup I've ever seen us play with & a truly turd striker. He has no options on the ball and there are about 3 No 10s all playing within 10m of each other. I honestly don't know what Mou is trying to prove here because it's such a bad selection, it must be for a reason

That's fine tonight, but what about the rest of his performances. I never rated him, I never wanted him. I really wanted to be wrong. Sadly, I'm clearly not.

TMDaines · Dec 12, 2018

Fred is having one of the worst midfield performances I can ever remember in a red shirt. Genuinely awful.

Dr. Dwayne · Dec 12, 2018

Irrational. said:
Blessing in disguise. We'd only get humiliated later on. Rather crash out early.

We're getting humiliated right now, by our own actions.

FootyGirl88 · Dec 12, 2018

edcunited1878 said:
You're complaining about a squad player. How many first XIs has he played in under Jose. I'm pretty sure it's small beans. If Jose got another CB over the past summer, then Jones wouldn't play much then and going forward. He's just being found out again as an overhyped, unreliable and average defender.

He's not even useful as a squad player - I'd rather let Tuanzebe be a squad player for us. Jones is always injured and makes too many mistakes, he's no use to anyone.

JPRouve · Dec 12, 2018

GledTheRed said:
How senior bosses at the club can't watch this drivel week in week out and think it's OK is beyond me. It's bordering on a joke, like the players and Maureen have some kinda deal to get him sacked and split the compensation.

The fans are most likely the only weirdos watching it every weeks.

Beaucoup · Dec 12, 2018

I wish Keown would shut the feck up

FireballXL5 · Dec 12, 2018

Bailly for the extra point.

GledTheRed · Dec 12, 2018

Fred aint gonna play for a while.

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