Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester United

crossy1686 · Jan 31, 2018

Positives:

We can't possibly play this bad next game.
This game might convince someone on the board we need to spend big in the summer to compete.
We're not Arsenal.

TMDaines · Jan 31, 2018

It’s in these away games against good sides and those weaker sides who are up for United coming to town that we are having issues. At home we are real good, but away we are still too often second best: sometimes outplayed and sometimes outfought.

mitchmouse · Jan 31, 2018

Turnip said:
Our subs have somehow made us worse. We had a number of under performing players, and they're still on the pitch, where we've added more under performing players? I may not be a football genius, but that just seems stupid.

Redcafe meltdown incoming.

well herrera's hardly gone to get a game by the scruff of the neck and turn it around

Oldyella · Jan 31, 2018

Offside said:
It’s this reoccurring lack of desire that means I will never get excited about United winning anything of note under Mouriniho. He just doesn’t have the players fired up.

And its something he has been renowned for over the years. Something just seems off somehow.

Stactix · Jan 31, 2018

This is truly abysmal, one of the worst performances I've seen in years.

tyunited · Jan 31, 2018

Feck off ref

wolvored · Jan 31, 2018

When you look at our midfield players, Pogba aside what big club would want any of them?

Android1974 · Jan 31, 2018

Absolutely disgraceful, this.

redspoony · Jan 31, 2018

Utter fecking shambles from start to finish.

GE · Jan 31, 2018

We’re big game bottlers ffs

Fully Fledged · Jan 31, 2018

McGrathsipan said:
It isn't.

If you don't think knowing a team is winning a game is more important than by how many then fair enough. I'm not gonna argue it. I think that the winner is more important than by how many but that's must be just me. I thought that you got 3 points for winning a game not depending on how many goals you score.

crossy1686 · Jan 31, 2018

horsechoker said:
If it makes anyone feel better, Chelsea lost

Conte won't last the season. Had a full blown meltdown in the pre-game tunnel interview.

ivaldo · Jan 31, 2018

That should be a red.

Rado_N · Jan 31, 2018

Oh look Dele Alli is a cnut

PoTMS · Jan 31, 2018

That’s a kick out. How is that not a red?

saivet · Jan 31, 2018

Dickhead

grahamo · Jan 31, 2018

PoTMS said:
Spurs’ game plan has been perfect. Let Smalling have the ball and let chaos unfold.

how does Smalling still play for us? Shite!

Prodigy24 · Jan 31, 2018

I really hope someone breaks Alli in half. Absolute fecking cnut

Stan Jefferson · Jan 31, 2018

Delli Alli is a cnut

sunama · Jan 31, 2018

Dobba said:
Sir Alex would get a gun out in the dressing room after this, Mourinho will rush to practice his frown in the mirror ready for MUTV.

I think Jose needs to learn to give a hair dryer.
His softly softly approach doesn't work on these guys.
Our players have given up.

Antisocial · Jan 31, 2018

Alli in “being a thug”-shocker

Cpt Negative · Jan 31, 2018

Stactix said:
This is truly abysmal, one of the worst performances I've seen in years.

Exactly this. One of the limpest 80 minutes of football I’ve ever seen us play

edgar allan · Jan 31, 2018

Loublaze said:
At least Pogba is capable of a moment of brilliance even in a bad game. Fellaini's strengths are tied to his teammates

Sadly not in any big games. His lack of urgency is embarrassing.

Wowi · Jan 31, 2018

The feck was that from Alli. That should be a red - never close to playing the ball.

Irish_Red · Jan 31, 2018

The thoughts of Mourinho managing us again next year and making the same mistakes over and over again is depressing. It seems like he has no idea how to coach football philosophies and his tactical expertise that has masked this lack of coaching so often has even been suspect in big games this year.

T_Model101 · Jan 31, 2018

Bastian said:
I really can't get over how much refs give Spurs an easy ride with their fouling

Yup, they must be the dirtiest team in the league by far

Anustart89 · Jan 31, 2018

fecking red for the petulant cnut.

RonaldoVII · Jan 31, 2018

Someone put Alli on the floor please

Mister_Stubbs · Jan 31, 2018

Can't wait for the day till someone does Dele Alli, jumped up little cnut.

Bastian · Jan 31, 2018

Alli is such an utter cnut. How come no one has ever targeted him?

Gbenger · Jan 31, 2018

crossy1686 said:
Positives:

We can't possibly play this bad next game.

This game might convince someone on the board we need to spend big in the summer to compete.

We could spend big and still play like shit.

Jazz · Jan 31, 2018

Thuggy Spurs

Turnip · Jan 31, 2018

mitchmouse said:
well herrera's hardly gone to get a game by the scruff of the neck and turn it around

That's exactly my point, he's been in bad form all season, was this the time for him to turn that around?

spwd · Jan 31, 2018

Think im gonna turn it off, don’t think we’ll score if we play another 90 minutes.

KirkDuyt · Jan 31, 2018

Well been watching 3 minites, Dele Alli is a cnut, bug surprise

spiriticon · Jan 31, 2018

crossy1686 said:
Positives

This game might convince someone on the board we need to spend big in the summer to compete.

We have spent big every fecking summer for the last few years and we are still fecking shit.

Sandyman · Jan 31, 2018

Alli again getting away with a stupid "challenge"

tomaldinho1 · Jan 31, 2018

edgecutter said:
The Cafe would have gone ape if that had happened. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

We'd have been peeved but I doubt it'd have been that bad a reaction. Then if we draw or nick a win, that's a very good result away at Spurs.

I think everyone agreed we shouldn't play a midfield two of Matic and Pog though. Never works. Hopefully tonight is the nail in the coffin on that one.

Rado_N · Jan 31, 2018

Hargreaves and Hoddle laughing that he kicked him because of his wages.

cnuts.

Member 90887 · Jan 31, 2018

What the feck was that from the cnut Alli

Janson · Jan 31, 2018

No fight in this team.

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