ffs, do they practise passin the f?king ball to each other??? Seems to me every time one of the red players passes ball is to player wearing white shirt. ffs.
FA Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester United
Wembley
- Kick-off
- Wed, 31 January 2018 @ 8:00pm GMT
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They just glide through us like it's nothing. Best defense in the league my arse.This is some dreadful performance! Complete opposite effect I was expecting from signing Sánchez. They look drained and uninterested.This second half has been one of the most embarrassing halves of football I’ve seen since we last time played Spurs away under LVG.
Absolute shit show.
No it hasn’t. We usually defend deep and go three in midfield. This is suicide.Sir Alex would get a gun out in the dressing room after this, Mourinho will rush to practice his frown in the mirror ready for MUTV.
Amazingly it's still only 2-0. One fluky goal from us and could change the tide.Defence are running around like the Keystone cops. Embarrassing
Theyre outplaying us! Who are you trying to defend? Weve been hopeless, no reaction in the second half. Shit tactics. Their goals have been shit but theyre rightfully on top
Fellaini is injured.This is a training session for Spurs.
Alrightyeah, but I'm not talking about him.
This is quite possibly one of the worst performances since SAF retired!A bit sad that we show absolutely no fight in these situations since Fergie left. No winning mentalityThey have actually given up, discraceful attitudes.Smalling and Jones can't keep the ball without panicking!
That's it. At the risk of inviting a certain banner I'd actually back Liverpool in the CL ahead of us simply because they can take it top teams. We don't have the composure to play this cagey containing game Jose likes against top opposition.
We also shit our utter kecks at the merest hint of adversity.
It probably is the worst.Barely seen Sanchez this halfOur link up play has been shite today.Spurs’ game plan has been perfect. Let Smalling have the ball and let chaos unfold.
Starting to feel he just isn't United qualityOur passing is so fecking shit, it’s slow, it’s fecking infuriating! Do something you overpaid bunch of dickheadsI've had enough of this shit at our defence.
Smalling is particularly garbage. Against decent oppo hes dreadful.
Arsenal and Liverpool don't think soWrong setup, plain and simple. Would have been fine with us coming here and playing defensively if we were in the game - this is just embarassingThis eclipses Huddersfield game as worse performance of the season. Diabolical, second half as pathetic as it gets. We've got a serious bunch of cowards as players.Sanchez telling players to move forward. Says it all about our attacking prowess.
I mean, "approach" of being shite in big games, with no midfield control whatsoever.5 points from 2nd to 5th..
Top 4 still very much in play .On the plus side Chelsea have also shit the bed, and hopefully this'll fire Spurs up to do the scouse on the weekend.Every time we have the ball, all of our players are running away from the man on the ball. Infuriating.I don't think he was injured but I am sure that is the story they will go with.
Mourino was fuming and and just seemed to flip out in the spur of the moment by taking by taking Fellani off.No cohesion to our pressing and zone play. It seems like every player is individually trying to win the ball back.This is why we park the bus in big games, hopefully we go back to that now after this shit show. Been torn to pieces all night long.We wouldn't have scored even if this game had lasted until the next February
we haven;t given him one decent pass in 70 minutes. is lukaku still playing?What I would give for Dembele.
I'm not defending anyone. That's going to be Jose's lines after the match.Dod vertonghen just grab herrera by the throat?
Ok. Hadn’t seen that, won’t happen again.This is just painful.
Haha. Gave me a laugh that. Thanks
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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26%
Alexis Sanchez
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14%
Antonio Valencia
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12%
Marouane Fellaini
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6%
Jesse Lingard
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5%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Phil Jones
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2%
Chris Smalling
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1%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Nemanja Matic
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1%
Paul Pogba
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1%
Ashley Young
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 503 ratings.
Score Predictions
487,71,114
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 31% Tottenham 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Tottenham 0:2 Man Utd
- 12% Tottenham 0:1 Man Utd
- 11% Tottenham 1:1 Man Utd
- 8% Tottenham 1:3 Man Utd
- 5% Tottenham 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Tottenham 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% Tottenham 0:0 Man Utd
- 3% Tottenham 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 2:4 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Tottenham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 53% 47%
- Shots
- 22 6
- Shots on Target
- 6 3
- Corners
- 6 3
- Fouls
- 10 13
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Juan Mata
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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Substitutes
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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