Swansea City 0:4 Manchester United

SwansonsTache · Aug 19, 2017

Our away fans

Not so fecking vocal now you Swansea inbreds.

Rightnr · Aug 19, 2017

1 goal and 1 Jones off a perfect double prediction but I'll take it.

idmanager · Aug 19, 2017

Fellaini came on, got them all scared and they dropped off. The rest is history

Kostur · Aug 19, 2017

No Idea For Nickname said:
oh, btw, howare we going to sing "21 times United"? hmmmm

Thought about it because the commentator was talking about the chant. Just make it '21 21 Man United', without the 'times'.

Schmiznurf · Aug 19, 2017

Jesus, updating The United Hour twitter was crazy then, by the time I finished one tweet we scored again, then by the time I did the new one we scored again, bloody brilliant.

3KDré · Aug 19, 2017

4 assists in two games for Mkhi
3 goals for Lukaku
2 goals 1 assist Martial
2 goal 2 assists Pogba

Start them all.

gbgary · Aug 19, 2017

GifLord said:
0-4 Martial

very composed. smooooth.

Raoul · Aug 19, 2017

Jose looks like he's watching a boring film

Sarni · Aug 19, 2017

GrandJury said:
"Jose is a defensive manager tho"

7 goals in 2 games.

8

Tom Van Persie · Aug 19, 2017

Our away fans are brillant!

stretford_oslo · Aug 19, 2017

Ish said:
3 goals in 3mins 41seconds

Could've won 24-0 if we just did this the whole match.

SirScholes · Aug 19, 2017

4 nil does flatter us but it does highlight the individual quality that we have, the team has goals in it finally

BusbyMalone · Aug 19, 2017

Well i didnt see that coming

Jazz · Aug 19, 2017

GrandJury said:
"Jose is a defensive manager tho"

7 goals in 2 games.[/QUOTE

Enigma_87 · Aug 19, 2017

Crashoutcassius said:
Very similar to West ham. Struggled to break then down but clinical lukaku let's us get ahead. Once ahead we are so much better on the break versus a team out of their shell. Will be the same for a lot of games this year as long as we can break the deadlock

Was same stuff last year, but with worse finishing. We're looking good so far and even better in defence. Nice start from Martial as well.

We still need a top left back tho it will make us probably even favorites for the title if we get one.

K2K · Aug 19, 2017

Stack said:
Fellaini has come on and sat in front of the defenders mostly and we have seen Matic get forward a little more than he did in the first half. Havent sen the so called hoofball that people claim happens when Fellaini comes on.

It's a made up stereotype

But it won't die .

Red Star One · Aug 19, 2017

Vito Corleone said:
4 assists in two games for Mkhi
3 goals for Lukaku
2 goals 1 assist Martial
1 goal 2 assists Pogba
1 goal for Rashford

Start them all.

Two goals for Poggers.

We look brilliant.

Hellboy · Aug 19, 2017

Just when I want to take a dump and see out the game we score 3

great

VeevaVee · Aug 19, 2017

Simbo said:
We beaten last season's goal total yet?

It's really nice to get off to such a decent start in terms of the amount of goals. Seems more important than ever these days.

Irrational. · Aug 19, 2017

Commentator mistakes Herrera for Matic.

Racist.

idmanager · Aug 19, 2017

Last season we dropped points at most of the early kick offs and the weekend football was ruined. This is awesome. No sit back and watch the others drop points hopefully.

SirAF · Aug 19, 2017

Happy now, you miserable bastards? :lol:

Ian Reus · Aug 19, 2017

Fecking superb. I almost had my trousers off before i remembered i was in the bar.

Lennon7 · Aug 19, 2017

Anyway, don't reckon 4-0 is reflective of our performance but we certainly upped the ante in the last 15 mins. We need to improve our consistency, it's been a problem for the past 2/3 seasons with star players playing shite and brilliantly in the same match!

Crashoutcassius · Aug 19, 2017

Enigma_87 said:
Was same stuff last year, but with worse finishing. We're looking good so far and even better in defence. Nice start from Martial as well.

We still need a top left back tho it will make us probably even favorites for the title if we get one.

Full agree

Escobar · Aug 19, 2017

Huge difference to last season

VeevaVee · Aug 19, 2017

Vito Corleone said:
4 assists in two games for Mkhi
3 goals for Lukaku
2 goals 1 assist Martial
1 goal 2 assists Pogba
1 goal for Rashford

Start them all.

Don't change things yet imo. Martial seems to be doing the business off the bench

Shuriken · Aug 19, 2017

Vito Corleone said:
4 assists in two games for Mkhi
3 goals for Lukaku
2 goals 1 assist Martial
1 goal 2 assists Pogba
1 goal for Rashford

Start them all.

Rashford hasn't scored yet though.

K2K · Aug 19, 2017

Ish said:
Jose's counter attacking teams reminiscent of SAF's sides

It's more like his 2012 Real side that scored 121 goals.

Betson · Aug 19, 2017

Matic is unspectacular but quite impressive , exactly what we needed to complement Pogba.

RedFish · Aug 19, 2017

What a result this is. Now just get the feck out of this shit hole.

podurban2 · Aug 19, 2017

SirAF said:
Happy now, you miserable bastards?

Nope, Martial didn't start. Plenty to moan about.

Jazz · Aug 19, 2017

Ian Reus said:
Fecking superb. I almost had my trousers off before i remembered i was in the bar.

Android1974 · Aug 19, 2017

MadMike said:
Unchanged team, unchanged clothes, unchanged scoreline?

Changed performance, though.

JinnerJamie · Aug 19, 2017

Still not top of the Alt League Table...

AndyJ1985 · Aug 19, 2017

We may not have signed as many players as some would like, but two of the signings have slotted in perfectly.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 19, 2017

Irrational. said:
Commentator mistakes Herrera for Matic.

Racist.

I was screaming at the TV. He's nothing like him.

Nucks · Aug 19, 2017

Ian Reus said:
Fecking superb. I almost had my trousers off before i remembered i was in the bar.

And that stopped you? #notarealfan

Jacob · Aug 19, 2017

Android1974 said:
Mata is almost always subbed out, anyway. I doubt he can take a whole game.

A talent of Martians calibre deserves to start. We won't be able to keep him win constant cameos.

JustinC00 · Aug 19, 2017

Miki in 2 games has already quadrupled his assist total in the league from last year

robinamicrowave · Aug 19, 2017

Ish said:
Who do you support robin? After all your GoT write ups, I was hoping you was one of us

City fan, but I feel more at home on here than I do on Bluemoon, where I was permabanned for suggesting that you signing Falcao and Di Maria to replace Welbeck and Hernandez was good business. Hindsight says I was wrong but it's one hell of a reason to be banned.

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