Wtf Darmian is thinking!
FA Premier League
Stoke City 2:2 Manchester United
bet365 Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sat, 9 September 2017 @ 5:30pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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Feck off Darmian , in what universe are you scoring that?feck off darmian*groan*...Miki for Lingard.feck off Darmian you toolAre you joking with that shot...Why bother Darmian.Seriously, why do guys like Darmian and Herrera attempt long range shots? They are not good at them, stick to the basics, ffs.Darmian just beyond brainless. How to relieve the United pressure. What a tool.And Darmian slices it from 35 yards after the corner was cleared....Sparky is having a go at the 4th official, twat
Yeah but I don't think crossing to the opposing players feet is very useful.Darmian...just......
*groans loudly*Sparky's such a cnut.I stand by my statement about DarmianPogba's been awful this game. Done nothing right.This game has been so frustrating
Hate Mark HughesPogba pfff Shit passDarmian...Subs arrived too late imo.Know your motherfecking limits, Matteo.wtf was hughes doignOxlaide-Chamberlain mark 2 is gonna win this for us...In an alternate universe Darmian just scored whilst being sucked off by a woman with 8 tits.Hughes and conte are so annoying managers.Every aspect of our play has been disappointing today.Lukaku was also lucky on his first goal. Knew he would miss as the cross came in.
He is. Can't stand him.Darmian
LingardCMON LADS
He can't be any worse. Miki has been pretty pathetic today.
He's one of those "love him when he's our cnut" types for sure.Pogba has been awful.Recycle the ball darn itJones is useless
The latter is more believable.Darmian is such a nothing player. Every time he gets the ball he passes it back to someone else within half a second, seems so scared of having possession.We so need our last minutes record of goals now please
I don't think even his mother can handle that breathing in mid-sentence shite he does in interviews.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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11%
Marcus Rashford
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8%
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
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7%
Romelu Lukaku
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7%
Antonio Valencia
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7%
Paul Pogba
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6%
Nemanja Matic
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2%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Matteo Darmian
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1%
Eric Bailly
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1%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Phil Jones
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 548 ratings.
Score Predictions
769,24,54
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 32% Stoke 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Stoke 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Stoke 0:3 Man Utd
- 10% Stoke 1:3 Man Utd
- 9% Stoke 0:1 Man Utd
- 5% Stoke 1:1 Man Utd
- 3% Stoke 0:4 Man Utd
- 2% Stoke 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 2:1 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 2:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 2:5 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Stoke
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 37% 63%
- Shots
- 10 18
- Shots on Target
- 5 8
- Corners
- 5 11
- Fouls
- 10 10
Referee
Neil Swarbrick
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Juan Mata
