Yea but none of them score jammy goals
FA Premier League
Stoke City 1:1 Manchester United
bet365 Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sat, 21 January 2017 @ 3:00pm GMT
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First bit of quality.Spurs surly going to win today.Stoke been shit today, another game where we're going to beat ourselves.
Because Mata was having such a blinder
That will make this result worseWe've score 1 in 2 games against one of the worst defences in the bloody league.There's the customary post or bar.No luck at all today.That's what I was talking about, just give Ibra the ball and something will happen.Feck me we are a soft team. Our cute little run of wins over with a draw against Liverpool and we can't handle it. A half hour of pressing and we can't handle it. A trip to big, bad Stoke and they're fecking chuffed that they can use the "tough away game" excuse. Bunch of absolute pussies and that's the truth. Can't wait to see them crumble as they realize Everton are creeping up behind them with their win.Absolute load of shit. I fecking hate Stoke. Inbred players playing inbred football for inbred fans.Fecking pigshit thats what we are.Thought Jesse had scored. Closest we have come today.
ThisLingard hits the crossbar
The most frustrating thing is that Stoke have done absolutely nothing.
They don't deserve shit from this game. fecking cnuts.until we can move on Rooney and one or two others perhaps, replacing them with actual top quality technical players we will struggle to score at times
Reckon Chicharito would have scored a couple today - he had that killer instinctI hate Britannia, I just hate it. It is like trying to sprint on mug. Every single year.Everton get a late winner as well. Ugh.
But we supposedly played so well.....That'll be 1 point out of 6 from Stoke this season, that's why we wont get top 4.This is why Fellaini should never start in a tough away match like this, we dont even have an option B on the bench anymore.I hate it when football becomes so frustratingEvery time a rival drops points, we always drop as well.
It's ridiculous. Our mentality when the pressure is on us is woeful.Rooney is not better than Crouch.
What? Lingard's been fine since coming on.1 point out of 6 against Stoke. Sweet.Oh Rashford, that is so clumsy, he had nowhere to take the ball.Why foul there MarcusWhat the feck is going on? Stoke is not defending anymore and we still can't hit the goal. This second half is so annoying.Jeez....played arguably 2 of the shittest teams in the last two games and got 1 point.Lethargic bottlers... Tall players are always lethargic in movement and that's coating us.Some of lack of intelligence is bemusing. Why foul there?Really Rooney?our finishing has to improve for us to challenge
would be nice to get a call from an official to help us get some confidence in a match as wellRooney just feck offDaft foul.We're just hopeless in front of goal.This is a fecking travestyRooney...shocking. Just retire mate.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Antonio Valencia
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10%
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
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7%
Ander Herrera
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4%
Paul Pogba
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4%
Marcus Rashford
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Phil Jones
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1%
Juan Mata
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 447 ratings.
Score Predictions
540,32,63
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Stoke 0:2 Man Utd
- 24% Stoke 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Stoke 1:3 Man Utd
- 9% Stoke 0:3 Man Utd
- 9% Stoke 0:1 Man Utd
- 7% Stoke 1:1 Man Utd
- 2% Stoke 2:1 Man Utd
- 2% Stoke 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% Stoke 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 2:2 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Stoke 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 3:4 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Stoke 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Stoke
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 35% 65%
- Shots
- 6 25
- Shots on Target
- 1 8
- Corners
- 1 7
- Fouls
- 13 12
Referee
Mark Clattenburg
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Wayne Rooney
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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