The Not The Penis Song?
FA Premier League
Southampton 0:1 Manchester United
St. Mary's Stadium
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- Sat, 23 September 2017 @ 3:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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I seem to have read this before.
Let Mata take the free kicks.Ashley Young is so reliable when he cuts in. None of the other LBs is capable of digging out a cross like that.
Humans usually do exactly the opposite of what they're told.So close! Thought that was in.We're Man United, we'll sing what we want
Knew that was coming.They sing what they want.
What? Someone actually said that?Who wanted to bench Lukaku?
Hope Leroy is eating his words.Haha Leroy saying he is still not sure about Lukaku.
Shock horror.
Is anyone surprised? They may have changed the words.Fans singing Romelu chant.Close
Well he never really had a position under SAF. Look at where he played at Villa and you'll see a muck more central player.Bloody hell. We have cloned Ronaldo
No it did not. The rebound did. Slightly lucky that it fell right to him.Perfect up and down shot, just a whisker the other way and that was in.Bellend by his toes... Still cracks me up..Need to get a second while we're on top. Got to think they'll come out all guns blazing after the interval.He really can hit a deadball can Rashford.
So close.So close!Great techniqueWe're scoring 1st half goals. Can't believe it.
They're doing it to piss the politically correct off, is my guessDaaamn so close from Rash, GK wasn't even closeMkhi has perfected the technique of taking a step towards the ball to dummy the defenders and then letting it run across his body.
It's to him what chest control is to Fellaini.There's the chantClassy performance so far and no nonsense defending too.
Reckon JM had a word jones and Bailly who looked a little sloppy recentlyUnited free kick - Rashford goes close
Valencia keeps destroying our attacks todayWe're Man United, we'll sing what we want Knew that was coming.
We are like the Fergie's 12/13 season. Not great to watch all the time, but incredibly efficient.Matic rampaging forwardFfs Valencia. Pathetic.
We usually score 1It's been a while we directly scored from a freekick hasn't it?Valencia is so hopeless!
He had more than 10 secs to put in an early cross but he never does.
Have we scored one since the League Cup final?
If not for the SJW outrage, I think the song would've died a slow death on account of being a bit shite. Now, on the other hand, it's going to be the one that our fans are going to sing the most.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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19%
Romelu Lukaku
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4%
David de Gea
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4%
Nemanja Matic
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4%
Marouane Fellaini
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3%
Eric Bailly
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3%
Ashley Young
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1%
Marcus Rashford
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 536 ratings.
Score Predictions
536,20,53
- Man Utd win
- Southampton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Southampton 0:2 Man Utd
- 22% Southampton 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Southampton 1:3 Man Utd
- 10% Southampton 0:3 Man Utd
- 7% Southampton 1:1 Man Utd
- 6% Southampton 0:1 Man Utd
- 6% Southampton 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Southampton 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Southampton 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Southampton 2:1 Man Utd
- 1% Southampton 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Southampton 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 2:0 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 5:4 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% Southampton 3:1 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Southampton
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 61% 39%
- Shots
- 14 9
- Shots on Target
- 4 4
- Corners
- 8 4
- Fouls
- 12 9
Referee
Craig Pawson
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Chris Smalling
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replaced by Daley Blind
