Why the feck is Memphis taking that .
Total waste
Total waste
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Norwich City 0:1 Manchester United
Carrow Road
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- Sat, 7 May 2016 @ 12:45pm BST
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Somehow the memo that if you pressure Carrick he can't pass forward hasn't reached Norwich yet it seems. Massive amounts of space for him.Do these teams actually know, that they have to win the game to reach their respective goals? Nobody would probably guess that from watching that game. Looks like a friendly.Can you stop hitting the fecking wall pleaseMemphis FK hits the wall. Shocking.Memphis.. sure.. why not?Jerome is awesome.Depay and free kicks
like a neverending story
At least with Lingard, as average as he is, you have the feeling that he is doing his absolute best.another memphis free kick which isn't just stupid but laughable. not a single one on target all season. Not one
Aye. He's fecking dire man. I hope he scores or does something of note today but it's been one of the worst signings I can remember us make.Memphis a free kick specialist my arse.
He is the worst number 7 we have had in my lifetime.Why is he taking our free kicks? Mata and Rooney have actually hit the target in the past.Memphis is not even a PL player, let alone a United one. There, I said it.Why the feck would you rest players when you are chasing top and theres 3 games left in the season. feckin retardo LvG.what a crap freekick. I can't remember a time this season Depay freekick has been on target. Mostly into the wall.Jerome Surprised by a ball that came at him at 0.5mph
Yep. Seriously?!
WHY IS THAT USELESS feck STILL ON FREE KICKS?
Taking them over Rooney was moronic enough, now he's taking them over Mata.
A Mata free kick is probably the only route to winning this game.They're playing better football in the fecking championship game.It not coming back down and going over the crossbar is one thing but you should be able to get the ball over the fecking wall.Can anyone remember Memphis actually beating the wall with a free kick this season?That's twice now Rooney hasn't anticipated a simple pass. Looks off the pace..
I think they are both weary of eachother and aiming for a 1-0 win.
The problem is that neither team are able to score many goals, so if either goes 1-0 down, they are almost certainly in trouble.Considering what's up for stake in this first game of three for us its a terrible indictment of LVG's management that his team are serving this shit up.
I think he used up his scoring credit in Holland for the rest of his career.Depay and free kicks
like a neverending storyMemphis what a fecking waste of money.I knew he's hit the wall. It's all he seems to do.
PSV made a great video of him with photoshop and skinned us.
It's not surprising given we have scored as much as Bornemouth and 3 more than fecking Sunderland.I think those aliens from Space Jam took Memphis and Darmians ability when they signed for us.Who was the most recent goalscorer in the team?
It was Darmian but he's gone obviously.
Looking forward to your third birthday?
Nah, just LVG in his post-match conference.how many did spurs arsenal and city put pass this lot? did the commentator say we have managed just five points against sides battling relegation? what more does the board need to know about LVG?
Maybe players in the prem are half a foot taller than in the Eredivisie...What a dull game! I am really strugling to keep paying attention to it.
I'd rather have Bugs and Daffy playing for us right now.One day Memphis isnt going to hit the fecking wall.We couldn't score with Giggs.Januzaj for Memphis at half. Januzaj hasn't done much this year, but hey can't be much worse.- Status
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Score Predictions
277,61,70
- Man Utd win
- Norwich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Norwich 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Norwich 0:1 Man Utd
- 12% Norwich 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% Norwich 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Norwich 0:3 Man Utd
- 6% Norwich 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Norwich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Norwich 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Norwich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 33% 67%
- Shots
- 8 15
- Shots on Target
- 2 2
- Corners
- 1 6
- Fouls
- 11 10
Referee
Craig Pawson
