They are battering us.
FA Premier League
Norwich City 0:1 Manchester United
Carrow Road
- Kick-off
- Sat, 7 May 2016 @ 12:45pm BST
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United under LVG is shit as usual.This is Norwich fecking City, likely to go down by all accounts and we're making them look like Bayern Munich
mate I'm totally with you, this is the business-end. Am utterly bemused.This could be painfulWe're in for a rojo special.
"U-N-I, T-E-D. United are the team for me!"Rojo is such a liability. Why start him when he was so poor last time. Why why why?Barely five minutes and I'm already fecking tensed.
FixedWake the feck upSo with no Martial and Rashford to help save us today I'm really not sure where our goals are going to come from. No one else in our team really knows how to score anymore do they? Maybe good old own goal will come to the rescue...
This startRojo, what's the point. Awful, awful signing. DJemba-esque
Some bollocks started a few years ago. The point of a minute's silence is for silent thought and contemplation about the deceased.Brady dives.
What a save by DDGTouches his arm slightly and he spins like a ballerina. Give it a rest, producer.Rojo has been terrible, Jones is constantly injured and Blind is actually a central midfielder. We definitely need another centre-back this summer.Lost Martial and now the team look rattled. Fecking weaklings.WtfOh shut up Owen! Only 4 mins in he is already moaning that Rooney is isolated up front. This Rooney loving sickens me!Jesse in the middle with Mata on the right? Okay then.This is gonna be painful, isn't it?Feck sake. Rooneys playing #9That just sums up our season reallyWhy is Lingard playing through the middle and Mata out wide? It would make sense if Lingard was more devastating when running with the ball, but as it is I can't understand it.Jerome hasn't scored for 15 straight matches, watch him put two past us.Dave must be frustrated as hell watching that shower of shite ahead of him all season.What formation are we playing. Rooney up top? Half watching this alongside the tennis.
Has 3 goals all season. 1 against us, 1 against City and 1 against Bournemouth.
He'll score a hattrick.First time shot MataMata should be swinging his foot at that, don't know what he's doing trying to take a touch.Wtf Mata is doing here?Better there.feck off Pawson, how was that a foul? If the Norwich player can take the ball and clean Memphis out at the same time, then that's not a foul either.We might still not be a top team but it's so good to see that the possession obsession is gone and we are finally able to play with some urgency and pace.
I am convinced we can get a OG or penalty, for our goal.
The problem is that they will probably, also score.
I've predicted 1-1 and I am sticking with that.Seriously, are BT trying to up the ratings by packing so many people into their commentary team?- Status
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Compiled from 323.4 ratings.
Score Predictions
277,61,70
- Man Utd win
- Norwich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Norwich 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Norwich 0:1 Man Utd
- 12% Norwich 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% Norwich 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Norwich 0:3 Man Utd
- 6% Norwich 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Norwich 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Norwich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Norwich 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Norwich 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Norwich 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Norwich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 33% 67%
- Shots
- 8 15
- Shots on Target
- 2 2
- Corners
- 1 6
- Fouls
- 11 10
Referee
Craig Pawson
