That was awful.
Thank goodness I bought a quad bike earlier to cheer me up.
Thank goodness I bought a quad bike earlier to cheer me up.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sat, 2 December 2023 @ 8:00pm GMT
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had about two good games for usThey're winning every ball."You've seen United now feck off home."
Well played, fecking barcode cnuts.Saudi reffingFrom start to finish has been very predictable how the game would go.Flattered.But seriously, why is every Newcastle game on TV?Are there no trains between Manchester and Newcastle?
Yeah I am finally convinced he needs to go
Do they watch it on mute or something?
….This ref is a donkey.
what happened to not being able to have two managers in the technical area???Well that was absolutely fecking shite.
Pleased for you.He will start Rashford next game, and McT and maybe Martial.
I don't expect to get anything in any game anymore when I see these starting so don't even get annoyed when they lose.
They must be fantastic at training or following instructions. Absolute shite at all other times.Utter utter crap. Ten Hag Out.Cue the ten Hag excuses.
It's one thing when the players are getting in good positions and just can't finish, and it's something else entirely when there are rookie mistakes left right and center and the manager sits there with his thumb up his ass all game. This was the latter.feking shameful showing... no plan, no effort, no passion, no desire. on the field and in the dugoutMeh, expected us to lose by more tbh. Considering the fixtures we have coming up, I expect Ten Hag will be sacked before the turn of the year.
I can’t help but think that maybe Ronaldo wasn’t the problem last year, and maybe he would be a better forward this year than McGuire is now.
Plus, didn’t we buy Mason Mount? Seems like we’re a little short of attackers at the moment and he might be off some use.Think we'd have more success bringing in fat Sam and sticking Maguire and McTominay up front
Unfortunatepy yesCan’t even take a throw in. How many did we just give up on?Despite our late efforts this has been a flattering scoreline for us. Could've easily been another 3-4 nil.Just absolutely shite. No fight in this bunch at all.
Of course he has to go - he is hopelessCowardly shite. Top 4 gone. Season over.PGMOL - where every year you can say you are cracking down on things and then just ignore what you said a few weeks after the start of the seasonA 1-0 hammering.We were that bad a 1-0 loss is a blessing
They don't have better players, better manager.Probably the points we will need for 4th.Feck this team, feck every single player bar Mainoo. Beginning to play in the 89th minute makes it worse for me.
Rashford needs to follow Sancho the feck out of this club. Pathetic.Brutalised. Totally and utterly violated.Worst 1-0 defeat ever?Two hours of my life wasted.
they'll give him a chance of a cup tun - if we draw city, that will be that!That is as bad as I have seen
Shocking lack of effort and no quality on the ball
I worry for Erik after this game.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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16%
Luke Shaw
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8%
Kobbie Mainoo
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3%
Bruno Fernandes
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3%
Andre Onana
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 258 ratings.
Score Predictions
54,108,33
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 14% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 9% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 4:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 6:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 58% 42%
- Shots
- 22 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 6 13
Referee
Robert Jones
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Sergio Reguilon
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Antony
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