Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

King Eric 7 · Dec 2, 2023

Handball? Not a chance.

lex talionis · Dec 2, 2023

Jazz said:
What is wrong with Rasmus?

It took four months, but we’ve turned him into crap like we do with every other new signing.

Zen · Dec 2, 2023

Might as well test if he hasn't forgotten his cards. Nice one Harry.

Withnail · Dec 2, 2023

Never touched him

mu4c_20le · Dec 2, 2023

What a block AWB

Resch · Dec 2, 2023

Unpopular opinion: Bruno cant carry a team, he needs a team to carry him. He is the captain and a shame on the pitch. No leadership, no inspiration. Only bad habits

evil_geko · Dec 2, 2023

Good lad Harry, should have kicked the cnut harder.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 2, 2023

Ten Hag needs to learn that when we’re awful (regular), he has to make subs sooner. 15-25 minutes is nowhere near enough…

Jazz · Dec 2, 2023

No come on

lex talionis · Dec 2, 2023

No fukking handjob there.

calodo2003 · Dec 2, 2023

Good on Harry there.

Elpidios · Dec 2, 2023

He needed to make that tackle

kouroux · Dec 2, 2023

Our players spend more energy congratulating themselves than playing

bdspeedy · Dec 2, 2023

Ten Hag benches important players to prove some undefinable point but can't bring himself to sub out players who are absolute wastes of space.

saivet · Dec 2, 2023

Well played AWB

Fortitude · Dec 2, 2023

So… what’s the manager’s plan? Are we just going to get battered until the end of the game?

mu4c_20le · Dec 2, 2023

He kept his arm to his body, nothing more he could do

Stadjer · Dec 2, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
What is Erik's idea with McTalentless? Hail Mary every game?

Ever since those two goals, yes. Im not ETH out but if i would be, starting McT every match since those two goals would be my main reason to want him out

slored1 · Dec 2, 2023

When all the players look like it's their first time playing in the Prem, it is not solely on them.

OldSchoolManc · Dec 2, 2023

And THAT’S a yellow for Maguire now?!

sixdwarf · Dec 2, 2023

Top block from Wan Bissaka

ManRant · Dec 2, 2023

el3mel · Dec 2, 2023

Not a pen but we're lucky this didn't go in.

TheGodsInRed · Dec 2, 2023

Better save than Onana

Godfather · Dec 2, 2023

Good block from AWB there

Plant0x84 · Dec 2, 2023

OldSchoolManc said:
Accidental bollox. That’s a red all day for a Man Utd player

Very similar to the Rashford one vs Copenhagen and we know how that turned out…

Oly Francis · Dec 2, 2023

No pen, good call from the ref.

Dempsey19 · Dec 2, 2023

Just give the penalty so I can turn this tripe off

adamwest · Dec 2, 2023

Shite

Anustart89 · Dec 2, 2023

Ref not even making an on-field decision just goes to VAR right away.

Bangor_Red · Dec 2, 2023

First foul of game for harry. Closer to ball than either of schars foul. Who has a yellow out of the 2?

pascell · Dec 2, 2023

Jazz said:
What is wrong with Rasmus?

Just not that good

The Hilton · Dec 2, 2023

King Eric 7 said:
Handball? Not a chance.

VAR was happy to check it though, unlike the ankle stamp on Bruno.

Hammondo · Dec 2, 2023

mu4c_20le said:
He kept his arm to his body, nothing more he could do

He played it perfectly.

mitchmouse · Dec 2, 2023

watching this lot almost makes me cry - it's no fun at all

Dazzmondo · Dec 2, 2023

Good block by AWB

Ayoba · Dec 2, 2023

I bet varane can't wait to leave this shower of shite.

arnie_ni · Dec 2, 2023

RedSky said:
5 touches this half.

Disgraceful. Get amrabat on ffs

cj_sparky · Dec 2, 2023

McTom must play

Elpidios · Dec 2, 2023

Great block by AwB

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