They make football look easy.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sat, 2 December 2023 @ 8:00pm GMT
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Was coming. We have the most predictable performances away to top half teams and it is pathetic every time. What's the point of the manager if he can't change that?Getting absolutely hammered, manager is a clueless cnut.AWB sleepingYeah. Not sure why I should care. The manager had plenty of time to see the problems and do something to improve the situation in this game, and he did feck all.don't worry guys, when Licha returns we'll be able to play footballThis has been EASY for Newcastle. You could see that coming from a mile away.Good goal, something from a training ground drill.Gonna be hard to score 2 nowRashford should be out since min 20.
ETH has only himself to blame.If Garnacho comes off for Antony and Rashford switches over I'm done.Feck off blood money fake sponsorship bestardsAttitudes on some of these players. Rashford, is a disgrace with his lack of effortBissaka is always prone to that kinda ball watching.Absolute dogshit.That’s the AWB I remember.Floodgates will open now for Newcastle. We're rubbish.Still no subs.What an unexpected goal. I, for one, certainly did not see it coming.How on earth hasn't ETH changed anything? This was coming, it was fecking obvious
He’s been so poor all game.Rashford is absolutely disgraceful and the fact that Ten Hag seemingly doesn't care makes him equally culpable. We okay with ten men every game because of the two of them.Sucker punchETH is somehow shocked
. Like; "How this happened? From nowhere they scored".This is shit, how did it take them so long to scoreWe are so poor it's actually laughable.
AWB falling asleep at the back post is inevitable.What’s our stat now for games against teams in the top 10?We got sucker punched. We were all over them. Never saw it coming.This is absolute garbage
We are one shit team!Classic Wan Bissaka caught sleeping at the back postAbsolutely terrible yet again from us.
It's a disgrace we are putting in performances like this. Not a chance City, Arsenal or Liverpool play this badly in any game in a season.What on earth are the fullbacks doing?? So so poor.That's what you get when you set up yourself like a small team.Letting Newcastle score before we make changes was obviously the tactic.
ETH might not be the man
100% guarantee that Garnacho will be subbed first.Piss poor from Maguire on distribution again.
On the goal, AWB fell asleep again. Been a problem his entire career.Newcastle are better only because of effort. Simple as that.Shite ball out from Shaw.
Wan Bissaka falling asleep at the back post yet again.Obviously the goal was coming. 3 minutes before the goal, Rashford was beaten on the wing and didn't bother his arse to even jog back let alone sprint. The most mentally lazy player I have seen in quite some time.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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16%
Luke Shaw
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8%
Kobbie Mainoo
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3%
Bruno Fernandes
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3%
Andre Onana
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 258 ratings.
Score Predictions
54,108,33
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 14% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 9% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 4:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 6:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 58% 42%
- Shots
- 22 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 6 13
Referee
Robert Jones
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Sergio Reguilon
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Antony
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