Newcastle United 1:4 Manchester United

Vidyoyo · Oct 17, 2020

Somebody linked to an old Newcastle match earlier where Ronaldo placed a piercing ball ahead of Rooney who ran onto it to score.

We never do anything like this now. All our crosses are aimed at standing bodies and it has to be eye of the needle stuff to get through to them. It's annoying.

Heinzesight · Oct 17, 2020

Their keeper can’t move so shoot you bastards!

kiristao · Oct 17, 2020

Pexbo said:
Keeper was way off his line, just the same as De Gea, why no retake?

Because one leg was still on the line.

Tony247 · Oct 17, 2020

DVB was amomg 30 nominees for Ballon d'Or last year. 30 best chosen in the world. He can't find starting place at United, we are that good.

Snow · Oct 17, 2020

No Idea For Nickname said:
Can anyone please tell our players not to shoot when defender is about 45 centimeters away from them.

At least shoot between the legs. Defenders always move their outer leg to block a shot. Clever players take advantage of that and put the pull in the near corner.

pratyush_utd · Oct 17, 2020

Bruno passing is appalling at times to be honest. This notion that he tries risky pass so his completion is low is not entirely true. He mess up passes that a player of his quality should be making

Red00012 · Oct 17, 2020

RedDevilUnited369 said:
I would swap Pogba for Bruno, not Fred.

That’s why you’re not a manager

RG 11 · Oct 17, 2020

awb....can't believe that we have an ever more useless RB than last season Valencia when going forward

MiracleInMadrid · Oct 17, 2020

Lindelöf doing very well in the build-up fase in this half

Inigo Montoya · Oct 17, 2020

Darrow has done his groin

Litch · Oct 17, 2020

DarkXaero said:
Mctominay should have been taken off, not Fred. Fred has been poor on the ball, but off the ball, he works his socks off and puts a lot of pressure on opposition. McTominay has offered nothing.

Fred 3 Miss placed passes in 65 mins....

No Idea For Nickname · Oct 17, 2020

Ok, VDB to score now. Or assist. Or pre assist.

Gordon S · Oct 17, 2020

No one in the box, as always. How hard can it be to get one or two players in there?

DavidDeSchmikes · Oct 17, 2020

Is Darlow injured.

Drifter · Oct 17, 2020

Test their keeper.

Withnail · Oct 17, 2020

Goalies fecked shoot from anywhere

Inigo Montoya · Oct 17, 2020

RG 11 said:
awb....can't believe that we have an ever more useless RB than last season Valencia when going forward

Give it a fecking rest

kouroux · Oct 17, 2020

Bruno is trash tonight

Maureen-yo · Oct 17, 2020

Jev said:
Yeah, Rashford's been good today. Best performance for a while from him, although he should have scored just now.

His finishing has been great but link up play and running off the shoulder has been excellent.

diarm · Oct 17, 2020

The balls played haven't been as sharp as you'd like but our movement off the ball has been much, much better today.

Canagel · Oct 17, 2020

sparx99 said:
The commentator thinks ‘one thing Pogba definitely brings is more dynamic midfield running’. Has he seen Pogba play? He’s the poster child of lackadaisical.

Pogba is always running late into the box. Ball never gets to him

Random Task · Oct 17, 2020

Good sub.

James as done nothing this half.

Untd55 · Oct 17, 2020

Van De Beek gets 15 minutes...

The_Midfielder · Oct 17, 2020

Can we put Alex to the right

United Hobbit · Oct 17, 2020

I'd understand Ole easing VDB in gradually but give him more than 3 minutes.
Ooh hes getting 15 whole minutes today

Wilt · Oct 17, 2020

even by Newcastle standards they’re a poor team ...we should be winning this easily

Oo0AahCantona · Oct 17, 2020

Bruno has been WAY off today.

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Oct 17, 2020

Bruno’s passing Jesus Christ..

RedPed · Oct 17, 2020

We should be pressing their goalie.

The Firestarter · Oct 17, 2020

15 minutes for DVDB . He probably can't believe his luck.

Still ill · Oct 17, 2020

Feels like a big 15 minutes or so already. Need a win here.

TsuWave · Oct 17, 2020

Didn’t anyone really pay £15 for this Bruno disasterclass?

Leftback99 · Oct 17, 2020

Brunos had a shocker

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Oct 17, 2020

Oo0AahCantona said:
Bruno has been WAY off today.

Decent first half shocking second.

Shane88 · Oct 17, 2020

Mata, Bruno, Pogba, VDB. Playmaker overload. We're gonna get caught.

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 17, 2020

Feck sake. Bruno's delivery has been trash.

Bobski · Oct 17, 2020

2 weeks of training been good for Pogba, moving much better.

redshaw · Oct 17, 2020

Come on Donny, make the difference.

NewGlory · Oct 17, 2020

Oh, this is interesting! DvB replacing Dan James. Intriguing...

Tony247 · Oct 17, 2020

It was a great pass by bruno to pogba. He spotted his run perfectly

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