Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Sassy Colin · Feb 11, 2018

This commentator is an absolute weapon.

We used to get late goals 15 years ago, you cnut!

Android1974 · Feb 11, 2018

Benítez bossing Mourinho easily.

JoaquinJoaquin · Feb 11, 2018

Loublaze said:
They are still better options than the other two and both have been better than season

Yeah course they are.

Jazz · Feb 11, 2018

We could be here until next year and we still wouldn't score

Garethw · Feb 11, 2018

FSW has owned Mourinho today.

MAME DIOUF 32 · Feb 11, 2018

Once again, Lukaku showing that he's dangerous running at players from deep. He's not a target man just because he looks like one.

JustAFan · Feb 11, 2018

Zlatattack said:
The cafe is going to be a bloodbath next week.

It should be we are getting outplayed AGAIN by relegation fodder.

Barnslig · Feb 11, 2018

Jake said:
Newcastle have fully outplayed us.

Little embarrassing this.

All over the pitch they have outplayed us. Very embarrasing

Bastian · Feb 11, 2018

At this point I want a draw only to deny an undeserving team a victory

ivaldo · Feb 11, 2018

whatwha said:
That's what he's done all season. He's not getting dropped.

He's comfortably been our best player today. What a ridiculous thing to say.

VanGaalyTime · Feb 11, 2018

There was no excuse not to start with three in midfield in this one. We've been overrun again and can't create chances with no midfield. What was the plan?

pauldyson1uk · Feb 11, 2018

fecking shocking

bosnian_red · Feb 11, 2018

Where the feck is the fight here? It's like we aren't even losing. Nobody holding the ball, no consistent pressure. Nothin

Santos J · Feb 11, 2018

feck off ref

Loublaze · Feb 11, 2018

Everything with this team is a struggle right now

Mike Schatner · Feb 11, 2018

Oh no.....our shitness is rubbing off on Sanhcez

Sly · Feb 11, 2018

For all the praise Shelvey has been getting, it's only possible because United's midfield is abysmal. I don't think he could do this against City or Spurs

JustAFan · Feb 11, 2018

Toad said:
“There’s no team like Manchester United for missing goals”

Utdstar01 · Feb 11, 2018

Omfg ref.

Sunny Jim · Feb 11, 2018

Around 6-8 minutes remian, we wont score though.

Bojan11 · Feb 11, 2018

Our centre backs are a joke

Stookie · Feb 11, 2018

Why oh why do United keep trying to play through really crowded areas? It doesnt work. Why can’t we play down the wings anymore?

Icemav · Feb 11, 2018

mav_9me said:
Feels like we are playing with 10 men when we have the ball as Smalling is completely useless.

When he is on the ball it actually feels like 7.

pseudo_canadian · Feb 11, 2018

Not a foul you prick

Irrational. · Feb 11, 2018

Feck off Jones.

sdb4884 · Feb 11, 2018

Pathetic result if it stays this way

pltan · Feb 11, 2018

Regalia said:
When you see some of the passes and moves players like Sanchez and even Mata can pull off, you just know half the team just isn't up to that standard. Smalling is hopeless with the ball, Matic as solid as he is, doesn't have an accurate pass on him. Valencia and Young both have one move, and the list goes on. No creativity save Sanchez from midfield to attack.

Bit harsh on Matic gven the through ball to set up Martial’s one on one.

TMDaines · Feb 11, 2018

Feel like I’m watching a different game, it’s fecking robbery that Newcastle have a clean sheet and are leading.

Ducklegs · Feb 11, 2018

feck off is that a foul.

Dobba · Feb 11, 2018

The game is bad enough without your contribution, ref.

Loublaze · Feb 11, 2018

JoaquinJoaquin said:
Yeah course they are.

They are. Mourinho will keep playing them and you'll keep complaining

JustAFan · Feb 11, 2018

Barnslig said:
All over the pitch they have outplayed us. Very embarrasing

It is what we should expect we are not very good

Bastian · Feb 11, 2018

Got the ball

SuperiorXI · Feb 11, 2018

Stookie said:
Why oh why do United keep trying to play through really crowded areas? It doesnt work. Why can’t we play down the wings anymore?

No wingers

J-Stander · Feb 11, 2018

Embarrassing from Carrick.

spiriticon · Feb 11, 2018

Once we go one down, it's game over.

sullydnl · Feb 11, 2018

Valencia......

Spirit of Solskjaer · Feb 11, 2018

Well this is a bit grim

Festive Sandvich · Feb 11, 2018

Jake said:
Newcastle have fully outplayed us.

Little embarrassing this.

They've actually been shite bar Shelvey and the keeper.

The Hilton · Feb 11, 2018

Jake said:
Newcastle have fully outplayed us.

Little embarrassing this.

I understand the frustration, but this is nonsense. Their only real chance came from a well rehearsed set piece, and they've managed to keep us out with a combination of last ditch defending, great goalkeeping, and luck.

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