Milton Keynes Dons 4:0 Manchester United

Cristiano Jonaldo · Aug 26, 2014

Holy shit this is hysterical. Massive LOL at this shitty performance.

3-0 down to a side we should be beating with 9 men.

This pretty much confirms it. Man Utd cannot play 352. None of our players have a clue what they should be doing or even where they should be standing on the field.

The Red Thinker · Aug 26, 2014

What the feck is Hernandez doing?? Sell this little shit. I've had enough. If he can't even finish why play him??

Callum93 · Aug 26, 2014

Nice to see at 3-0 down in a game which potentially decides their fate, Welbeck and Hernandez are still trying to pull of little flicks.

Relevated · Aug 26, 2014

why hernandez why

ghagua · Aug 26, 2014

Wow Hernandez!!

rhajdu · Aug 26, 2014

Hernandez... I loved these players, and I was a bit sentimental, but now I just want to see good football. I don't care if we sell them and buy another crops of players.

Lawman · Aug 26, 2014

Utter piss not got good enough base to play 3 at the back we are just not comfortable with it time we go 4 at the back and the sooner the better. Imagine us vs a City or Chelsea!

Rafabio · Aug 26, 2014

Chica has to go lads. What a WASTE!

Red Phoenix Rising · Aug 26, 2014

Yeesh what was that!

hobbers · Aug 26, 2014

tbf at least 8 of the players out there tonight have no future at the club.

Keane - Awful, no future here.
Evans - Abysmal, probably going to play his way out of United in the not too distant future.
Vermijl - Not bad, no future here.
James - Same as Vermijl
Anderson - Not even a footballer. Out the door.
Hernandez - Tragic how bad he's become. Out the door.
Janko - Poor, no future here.
Powell - Awful, no future here.
Welbeck - Poor, probably out the door

Wilson and Pereira still have a good chance of making it.
De Gea and Januzaj are obv untouchable.

Piratesoup · Aug 26, 2014

Di Maria must be so delighted with what he's seeing.

Enigma_87 · Aug 26, 2014

Shark said:
Hernandez is gone to shit.

Shh. Don't tell Juve about that.

Stetcg · Aug 26, 2014

Sums Hernandez up had time to take a touch then slot it home.....he really has gone shite

RikRuud · Aug 26, 2014

whatever Hernandez used to offer the squad, its gone... we'd be lucky to get £5million for him now

SqueakyWeasel · Aug 26, 2014

justboy68 said:
I'd fancy a Caf XI against us at the moment.

What would that line-up look like?

the hea · Aug 26, 2014

I really hope this is the last time I have to see Hernandez playing the full 90 minutes in a United shirt.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 26, 2014

Celtic out. Justice is done.

Raw · Aug 26, 2014

Get out of the club Hernandez. I'm absolutely sick of him.

Earthquake · Aug 26, 2014

They have to be doing this on purpose. It's part of some daft plan.

Wednesday at Stoke · Aug 26, 2014

Side foot it with the left man! Jeez

Leejon · Aug 26, 2014

Teams are told just press the centre halves they will shit themselves and give it away

Sheasy_Legend · Aug 26, 2014

Right. So the 352 doesn't work at all levels. If we have to endure at least 3 months of this ill-gotten formation, then I don't care about LvG's pedigree but he's lost it.

LittleP14 · Aug 26, 2014

Can i change my username mods??

Parma Dewol · Aug 26, 2014

I thought we'd already hit rock bottom last season, but clearly there's still room to sink further. This is appalling.

Hard to believe how fragile our confidence is. We started the game really well, but one mistake and we capitulate. So damn annoying.

Maccaa · Aug 26, 2014

Anyone who wasn't getting panicked better had be now.

Kostur · Aug 26, 2014

Red Katie said:
But surely they are better than Mk Dons and should beat them no matter what.

1) Well as you can see, not really.
2) Yes they should. It doesn't matter if we're playing 3-5-2 or 4-3-3, with 6 senior players starting, there's no fecking excuse for losing against MK Dons, let alone 3-0.

Dylan94 · Aug 26, 2014

Currently laughing at all the people saying Evans was goon to be our saviours imagine if we were playing City right now. This is MK fecking dons for god sake!

Jagga7 · Aug 26, 2014

Moyes were are you?? Come back and save us!!!!

Taxx · Aug 26, 2014

It's apparent that LvG was very wrong in his squad selection - the line of thought was good, but there is obviously no solid foundation of the first team except the goal keeper. They are not synchronised, at all, which is very obvious from the score. No chances created, passing back and forth .. We severely underestimated them, playing only youngsters and "outcasts", and now we are out.

Giggs13gerrard0 · Aug 26, 2014

De Gea absolute fecking shambles!

Kill 'em all · Aug 26, 2014

Wait, is Hernandez still playing? I've only realized because he's been spotted by the camera. :lol:

OneUnited24 · Aug 26, 2014

stormy said:
Neither is Januzaj should we sell him too.How can you pick out one player from this display.

Yeah that makes sense, lets get rid of our best player last season whos only 19 after one game. Because lord knows Hernandez has been a worldie for the last few seasons and deserves more time...

I get it Hernandez is a likeable guy but outside his first season at the club hes really not been good enough.

Sparky Rhiwabon · Aug 26, 2014

Rafabio said:
Chica has to go lads. What a WASTE!

Lol @ people who claim he's worth £10-15m

mu4c_20le · Aug 26, 2014

holy feck de gea

Waltraute · Aug 26, 2014

Randall Flagg said:
We'll last time we played in 2nd round it was 3-0 to York at OT

I thought you were a young fella, Randall. :lol:

Señor · Aug 26, 2014

No one at this club knows how to deal with pressing.

Snafu17 · Aug 26, 2014

Perreira and Wilson have been decent. Everyone else have been shit.

RonaldoVII · Aug 26, 2014

Did well to keep that out...

sharpiesdance · Aug 26, 2014

Herrera said:
Celtic out

AGAIN?

Shark · Aug 26, 2014

Mister_Stubbs · Aug 26, 2014

Totally unacceptable, Van Gaal has a lot to answer for. It's not often I'm ashamed but tonight i am, this is a dark night.

Adam-Utd · Aug 26, 2014

jesus christ thats all we would have needed :lol:

Lynk · Aug 26, 2014

LittleP14 said:
Can i change my username mods??

Suits you right for naming yourself after a player.

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rhajdu · Aug 26, 2014

Oh my... we can't even kick the ball out.

Dazzmondo · Aug 26, 2014

When even De Gea is making blunders, you know we're cursed.

RoadTrip · Aug 26, 2014

Even DDG has become shit. It's not possible.

GGMU · Aug 26, 2014

Chicharito - the most useless stirker I have ver seen.

The Red Thinker · Aug 26, 2014

De Gea's concentration is world class.

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