Manchester United 0:1 West Ham United

AgentSmith · Sep 22, 2021

croadyman said:
Right now I am unsure what it will take for Jadon's Utd career to really spark into life so if anyone has any ideas feel free to suggest

Patience.

Sandikan · Sep 22, 2021

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
Agreed. I love Rashy, can’t wait to get him back in the side.

As long as he's properly fixed. It feels like he's not been properly fit for 18months, but is so game and committed he's put himself through it.

croadyman · Sep 22, 2021

CG1010 said:
He looks quite unfit at the moment to be honest. Isn't able to keep up with the pace of the game at and easily brushed off the ball. I am sure he will get better as he becomes match fit and would do much better. But whether he would able to score or create as many goals as he did for Dortmund is still an open question.

Yeah I am desperate for him not to end up like our last two Dortmund buys, however the signs so far haven't been good but hope when Marcus returns it could finally bring out his best form

dannyrhinos89 · Sep 22, 2021

RedDevilRoshi said:
How Moss doesn’t see that bottler Mark Noble holding back Jesse Lingard’s shirt/shorts is just completely impossible to understand when the clown himself is literally staring right fecking at it. It’s a stonewall penalty!

Absolute baffling decision to say the least!

Too busy thinking of the all you can eat he's going to tomorrow.

VidaRed · Sep 22, 2021

Ole and the players dont seem arsed were behind, they laughing and strolling.

laughtersassassin · Sep 22, 2021

Again with the Sancho hyperbole.

He has had some shaky moments but but just as many very good ones.

Kill 'em all · Sep 22, 2021

Sandikan said:
After Kagawa and Mhky, bossing the German league then coming here and being underwhelming, it surely can't happen a 3rd time surely?
He's got too much quality you'd think. But I've never been particularly impressed in England games, but written that off as "being England".

More than anything, I think Kagawa was a bit unlucky with Sir Alex retirement. He was coming good at the end of that season. He just needed more time and a manager that trusts him.

klayton88 · Sep 22, 2021

acnumber9 said:
Tell yourself whatever you need to hear.

You must be watching a different game

Tom Cato · Sep 22, 2021

Dazzmondo said:
Think people are hugely overrating this performance against West Ham's 2nd XI. Honestly thought it was pretty rubbish, most players have been poor. Lingard's definitely been the standout for us. Our full backs have looked especially poor, and we are crossing the ball way too much. The good moments have been where we've just kept it simple and passed the ball. Mata's passing has been solid even if it hasn't been particularly creative. VDB has had some good and bad moments but he improved as the half went on, extremely poor for the goal. Matic has been good imo.

Martial made a decent run and has had a few chances to score but overall he's not offered much of a target to aim for up front (not that he should be used like that anyway). Sancho really poor again, he should be running the game against this level of team, not being put under pressure either as West Ham are mostly just sitting back, no real excuse for going into hiding here. I expect we'll get a goal soon, moreso down to West Ham just inviting pressure. Might need Greenwood and Bruno to come on to provide the breakthrough though as the creativity has been pretty nonexistant.

Well its our 2nd XI against theirs

Drifter · Sep 22, 2021

Deery said:
Don’t like us booing the opposition on its not very classy.

Really?

Random Task · Sep 22, 2021

How did Sancho perform in that first half, any signs of improvement?

LoneStar · Sep 22, 2021

Masuaku looks like the guy from Tenet. Some shady shit going on here.

Sandikan · Sep 22, 2021

croadyman said:
Right now I am unsure what it will take for Jadon's Utd career to really spark into life so if anyone has any ideas feel free to suggest

Probably not this sort of fixtures with an almost 100% fringe/squad line up.

croadyman · Sep 22, 2021

Sandikan said:
As long as he's properly fixed. It feels like he's not been properly fit for 18months, but is so game and committed he's put himself through it.

Yeah definitely not been right since the Wolves cup game in Jan 2020

Sassy Colin · Sep 22, 2021

Couldn't Noble put on a clean pair of shorts at half time?

Reditus · Sep 22, 2021

Random Task said:
How did Sancho perform in that first half, any signs of improvement?

Not exactly

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Sep 22, 2021

croadyman said:
Right now I am unsure what it will take for Jadon's Utd career to really spark into life so if anyone has any ideas feel free to suggest

Stem cell treatment to increase his pace, as well as a bit of good old fashioned effort and hard work (which is currently hugely lacking)

Judas · Sep 22, 2021

Why we're crossing balls in as if we've got a striker who enjoys heading the ball on the pitch is baffling.

Deery · Sep 22, 2021

Drifter said:
Really?

Yeah I don’t really like it..

The White Pele · Sep 22, 2021

Does John Moss just guess with every decision?

One Night Only · Sep 22, 2021

Sassy Colin said:
Couldn't Noble put on a clean pair of shorts at half time?

he's a propa gadgey though innit.

hellhunter · Sep 22, 2021

No corner

Vidyoyo · Sep 22, 2021

LoneStar said:
Masuaku looks like the guy from Tenet. Some shady shit going on here.

Has anybody ever seen Masuaku and Tenet in the same room?

Dazzmondo · Sep 22, 2021

Tom Cato said:
Well its our 2nd XI against theirs

Yes, you would expect our 2nd XI would be significantly better than West Ham's 2nd XI. I'm sure Transfermarkt would reflect that as should any logic considering we are a top 4 club with significantly more money than them

FreakyJim · Sep 22, 2021

Presumably these players train together. Do they never play on the same side when they kick the ball about?

sparx99 · Sep 22, 2021

Drifter said:
Citeh showed that

They played Wycombe. We’re playing top 6 premier league team.

Look at the criticism Ole got for a draw at Southampton compared to Guardiola after a home draw.

Judas · Sep 22, 2021

croadyman said:
Right now I am unsure what it will take for Jadon's Utd career to really spark into life so if anyone has any ideas feel free to suggest

Bloody hell, he's made 6 appearances :lol:

Bin him and get a shiny new toy, eh?

Drifter · Sep 22, 2021

Deery said:
Yeah I don’t really like it..

Maybe a polite round of applause will be more to your liking.

Vidyoyo · Sep 22, 2021

Right this is going to be an epic half of football and we'll win 2-1.

One Night Only · Sep 22, 2021

hellhunter said:
No corner

Atleast Moss is consistent, useless every feckin game. Stealing a living

Random Task · Sep 22, 2021

Reditus said:
Not exactly

Okay, I guess he still needs time to adapt to the prem. It's early doors yet.

croadyman · Sep 22, 2021

Judas said:
Why we're crossing balls in as if we've got a striker who enjoys heading the ball on the pitch is baffling.

Yeah message to Telles & Dalot there is no Edi & Ronny

Superunknown · Sep 22, 2021

Dve said:
Donny good, Sancho quiet.

bond19821982 said:
Donny has been our best player. Sancho could get involved more. Decent.

Eckers99 said:
VdB played well, Sancho was a bit underwhelming. Couple of nice moments when he seemed to come alive but still looking like a guy who's coming to terms with a new club.

Houdini said:
VdB one of the best, Sancho one of the worst (he had one good move just before the half-time)

Good to hear that VdB is playing well! Hoping it happens for him this season. Not surprised by Sancho as I still think he'll need a lot of time until he starts performing the way we hope he'll perform. I'm fully prepared for an underwhelming first half of the season, maybe even more than that, but it'll pay off, I hope.

yipthatman · Sep 22, 2021

Send the circus back, the referee's a freak.

Drainy · Sep 22, 2021

The White Pele said:
Does John Moss just guess with every decision?

His man tits bounce up so he can't see half the time

Reditus · Sep 22, 2021

FreakyJim said:
Presumably these players train together. Do they never play on the same side when they kick the ball about?

It’s really not been all that bad

Final ball very poor but apart from that it’s been quite good

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Sep 22, 2021

Of all the games to pick Telles & Dalot it’s the game where it’s not CR or Edi upfront it’s fecking Martial

Rightnr · Sep 22, 2021

I like our tempo but we need to be more concentrated. West Ham don't look that threatenening.

Deery · Sep 22, 2021

Drifter said:
Maybe a polite round of applause will be more to your liking.

Maybe nothing at all, I never noticed it much before..

croadyman · Sep 22, 2021

Judas said:
Bloody hell, he's made 6 appearances

Bin him and get a shiny new toy, eh?

Definitely not just a little worried by his form at the moment

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