Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

saivet · Sep 29, 2024

Unlucky Casemiro. I hope ETH doesn't take off Ugarte. As much as he's not been great, I fear losing the Casemiro/Ugarte pivot will just make us more comfortable.

I'd get Garnacho off for Hoijund though.

Dazzmondo · Sep 29, 2024

Great ball by Martinez. Casemiro unlucky

One Night Only · Sep 29, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
Who replaces Ten Hag? Any contenders?

Any random poster on here. Can't be any worse.

AdamColeBebe · Sep 29, 2024

Superunknown said:
U-gar-te give him some more time.

Enjoyed this more than the match

calodo2003 · Sep 29, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:
I’m not watching it either but yes.

Superunknown · Sep 29, 2024

Good effort there by Casemiro. Would have been a nice goal.

The Hilton · Sep 29, 2024

Mr Pigeon said:
Bruno is an easy spacegoat for anyone who still thinks than Ten Hag is the right person for us.

The reality is that our games are always so tight, and all it takes is one thing to go wrong and we lose. But we were shite before Bruno was sent off anyway. Spacegoat

Bruno is a pretty good examplar for why we're so bad - ETH seems to allow a lot of individuality and expects players to make decisions rather than drilling them.

Given that, Bruno's erratic decision making makes problems for us, we're never fully in control of a game even at our best as there's a ridiculous hail mary pass from him waiting in the wings, and it rubs off on the rest of the team too.

Mr Pigeon · Sep 29, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
Who replaces Ten Hag? Any contenders?

At this point I'd take Goldmember ffs

Dudu · Sep 29, 2024

Amad would have been my HT sub.

Creates chances and importantly, very tidy in possession too.

santeria13 · Sep 29, 2024

ThinkTank@Cafe said:
Let’s admit. We hired wrong baldy from Netherlands

Honestly, I would rather not sign any player or manager from the Netherlands ever again. The success rate is shocking. It's a garbage league

Lay · Sep 29, 2024

United have this skill of always looking physically inferior to the opposition. Is it the wrong profile of player or training? Or both

sdb4884 · Sep 29, 2024

I wouldn't be taking off Garnacho if Ten Hag doesn't want more boos.

2 man midfield · Sep 29, 2024

Van Nistelrooy probably didn’t expect to get the gig this early

Lennon7 · Sep 29, 2024

Poch is on the first flight out of wherever the feck he lives in the states

Flying_Heckfish · Sep 29, 2024

Werner our MotM

erikcred · Sep 29, 2024

santeria13 said:
Honestly, I would rather not sign any player or manager from the Netherlands ever again. The success rate is shocking. It's a garbage league

We get all the mediocre ones.

DJ_21 · Sep 29, 2024

Needed a right footer where Martinez was

Stig · Sep 29, 2024

Lay said:
Too many fans get blinded by Martinez's passion. He is as overrated as Herrera was here. Just a disaster waiting to happen due to his over exuberance

That's all true .

I overrated home because of his passion and he's a liability waiting to happen with fouls and errors

Will Singh · Sep 29, 2024

Superunknown said:
U-gar-te give him some more time.

He’s got all the time he needs as he’s blagged himself a good contract

Godfather · Sep 29, 2024

Werner is so fecking shit too :lol:

RedSky · Sep 29, 2024

Bloody hell Werner has been amazing for us. :lol:

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

Thank goodness Werner is absolute pants

G3079 · Sep 29, 2024

calodo2003 said:
Can't watch the game due to the chaos in western North Carolina; is it as bad as the scoreline suggests?

Honestly worse, Spurs should be up to three or four but a combination of their own ineptitude and Onana keeps it at two so far.

Kingofwinners · Sep 29, 2024

We can look better without Bruno….even with ten men

Zlaatan · Sep 29, 2024

Martinez could've and should've had two by now.

King Eric 7 · Sep 29, 2024

Werner has been our best player.

CannibalSpectre · Sep 29, 2024

Garnacho looks drunk. Nothing is coming off for him and he appears so uncoordinated

Dobba · Sep 29, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
Who replaces Ten Hag? Any contenders?

Southgate.

Buster15 · Sep 29, 2024

peridigm said:
Rooney looks like that guy on Fantasy Island that used to shout, “ze plane boss, ze plane.”

Chubby though isn't he.

Dudu · Sep 29, 2024

2 man midfield said:
De Ligt doesn’t have one

I stand corrected! You are right.

thisisnottaken1 · Sep 29, 2024

Zlaatan said:
Martinez could've and should've had two by now.

Red cards?

Blood Mage · Sep 29, 2024

Ugarte is a ball winner box-to-box CM like Kante, not a holding no.6. Yeah he's been shite today but we're also not using him properly, he's the wrong profile of midfielder for what we wanted. Berge would have honestly made more sense as a signing.

antk · Sep 29, 2024

Werner complaining to his teammates for his own awful pass is great comedy.

Slevs · Sep 29, 2024

Just tired of above average footballers continuously schooling us every time. Enough is enough

Leg-End · Sep 29, 2024

Werner is hilarious

One Night Only · Sep 29, 2024

Werner is definitely our MOTM

FerociousCorgis · Sep 29, 2024

Timo is absolute trash.

criticalanalysis · Sep 29, 2024

Werner is amazing.

For us.

Dazzmondo · Sep 29, 2024

Casemiro's been our best player

2 man midfield · Sep 29, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
Who replaces Ten Hag? Any contenders?

Offer Nagelsmann some Ineos shares and all the bratwurst he can eat.

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