Lukaku has the demeanour of a bum journeyman heavyweight boxer right now.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur
Old Trafford
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- Mon, 27 August 2018 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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Well at least Luke Shaw look like class againI just remembered that Fellaini was on the field.
2008/09 season. When Man Utd beat Liverpool to the title with a solid defence. Good times
Ah I forgot that one. It's honestly like we've been cursed since Fergie left, kind of how Liverpool seemed cursed for years.
I think there were a couple of times in the 80s when we were title challengers, as well. Yo-yoing between that and midtable.2008/09 season. When Man Utd beat Liverpool to the title with a solid defence. Good times
Shaw has been fecking brilliant
People saw this coming months ago, we had people on here with their head on their sands telling us to wait until the season.
That's my point
The first half was great. Players were being praised, all of a sudden they are rubbish. Our deficiencies are Lukaku up front and Pobga thinking he is god's gift to football.Shaw is so far above all other players tonight...
Sanchez was supposed to be that player.Jose has the look of a finished man79 min
Lukaku drives into the box, cuts back to Lingard who's shot deflects up onto the roof of the net. The corner comes to nothing and United build again.Sanchez jesus take a shot thereHalf a dozen
I’d keep De Gea...anyone else could leave tommorow and I wouldn’t miss them
Until we get another 11 and you come with the same rubbish. Give this its the player rubbish a rest.Shaw has been immense. Best player all game.Shaw has been very decent which is a positive
What is the significance?
Well he isn't. We are too easily fooled into buying players and that one was just to get one over on City. Well bet they are crying.Now quote me all the shots United have had this match. And how we have dominated. NOW tell me that.However shit we are, at least we are tryingMorale is clearly rock bottom.
Crowd silence says it all
Why is it trolling saying jose fecked up two cb signings?Lads it’s spurs
We can't score in a brothel tonight.
All these players would look so much better in an organised consistent system that was designed to get the best out of each player. Shame we’ll have to wait for the next manager to get that when our current one refuses to do so.
Lingard alone has had two great chances this half
We created chances, effin Lukaku can't finish to save his lifeShaw's been brilliant. The only player worthy of the shirt tonight..The only player who comes out of this with any credit is Shaw.
Spurs’ version of Welbeck - only kept on to play against UnitedDembele is
ALWAYS bosses our midfield
Imagine what happens if you actually give good young players regular game time.
He will play himself into top form and then leave to Spurs or wherever
Frank Bruno has returned.I'd say its just not our night but it was 10 mins of piss poor football that cost us.
Clearly. But that was the intention. No idea what the feck has happened to him since he moved here.Good job we made that away dressing room smaller. God knows what the score would be if we hadn't.I miss the days when teams turned up at OT praying we had an off day to avoid a battering80 min
Sanchez goes for the spectacular volley on the edge of the box but sends it high over the bar.This is a Moyes-esque performance. We have tried to play "attacking football" but have no clue how to.Last edited:
Or bad planning. Not even sure what the point of signing Lindelof was. Arguably the worst centre half I have seen play for United since Prunier.At least we've had a few shots on target tonight. That's progressI can't wait to continue to hear about how much better an option Sanchez is on the left...- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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2%
David de Gea
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2%
Fred
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1%
Phil Jones
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1%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Chris Smalling
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1%
Paul Pogba
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 514 ratings.
Score Predictions
368,253,151
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% Man Utd 2:1 Tottenham
- 15% Man Utd 1:0 Tottenham
- 13% Man Utd 1:1 Tottenham
- 11% Man Utd 1:2 Tottenham
- 9% Man Utd 2:0 Tottenham
- 6% Man Utd 0:2 Tottenham
- 4% Man Utd 1:3 Tottenham
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:5 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 2:2 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 3:0 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 1:4 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Tottenham
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Tottenham
- Possession
- 57% 43%
- Shots
- 23 9
- Shots on Target
- 5 5
- Corners
- 5 2
- Fouls
- 11 16
Referee
Craig Pawson
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Alexis Sanchez
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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