Dear God this guy
FA Premier League
Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur
Old Trafford
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- Mon, 27 August 2018 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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Salah scores that. Aguero scores that.
That's the difference.Should score. Great pressing though.What a feck Lukaku?feck off.feck.
Lukaku should have scored, tight angle but he would have expected to find the net.Tight angle but rushed itHe's on a shit run is old Rom.LUKAKU FFS
Lukaku lacks that killer and calm instinct top strikers possess. He panics too muchWaiting for someone to put that miss on Mourinhos tactics.3 clear chances missed in 3 games now. Not good enough.Might as well play Sanchez with the way Lukaku is playing.Hopefully we don't pay for it like last game.He's a fecking donkeyIs this a new thing? Lukaku missing a huge chance atleast once every match?Omg. He's Sunday league
He scored 2 against Tunisia and 2 against Panama and then didn't score again. He's just not a top top striker
There’s being optimistic and there’s being pessimistic.Spurs rarely give u sitters like that.Awful miss. His one at Brighton was terrible but that one at this level is shocking.No words. Expect this.Missed an absolute sitter 3 games straight.Top strikers score thoseLuka-mis-ku againChrist almighty. If you can't even score an open net with a bit of an angle what the feck are you a striker for?
He fecking sums United up.Head up Rom lad they’re coming..keep showing for it..
No, they miss them sometimes too. It happens.We're playing well.It's a blessing in disguise to miss that chance. If we go a goal up so early, we will probably drop off from this intense start.You see Mourinho, you can force opponents mistake by pressing as well.Wow. Just wow. Shocking Lukaku.
A fecking kid would score that.Kane wouldn't miss a chance like that. Shocking.That's what 80mil buys us.Martial 100% scores that chance. Even Rashford.
Aye if we had Hazard playing for us he'd have scored that open goal from 10 yards.Every other top striker in the world is scoring that.feck sake Lukaku. He has great moments. But he's just not consistent enough. You can't trust him to finish easy chances.Early chance for lead missed. How many times we saw that in last few seasons?Time to get Heskey, he can't do worse, even in 2018...Are you fecking kidding me?
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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2%
David de Gea
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2%
Fred
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1%
Phil Jones
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1%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Chris Smalling
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1%
Paul Pogba
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 514 ratings.
Score Predictions
368,253,151
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% Man Utd 2:1 Tottenham
- 15% Man Utd 1:0 Tottenham
- 13% Man Utd 1:1 Tottenham
- 11% Man Utd 1:2 Tottenham
- 9% Man Utd 2:0 Tottenham
- 6% Man Utd 0:2 Tottenham
- 4% Man Utd 1:3 Tottenham
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 0:5 Tottenham
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 2:2 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 3:0 Tottenham
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Tottenham
- 1% Man Utd 1:4 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Tottenham
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Tottenham
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Tottenham
- Possession
- 57% 43%
- Shots
- 23 9
- Shots on Target
- 5 5
- Corners
- 5 2
- Fouls
- 11 16
Referee
Craig Pawson
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Alexis Sanchez
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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