Manchester United 1:0 Tottenham Hotspur

Sassy Colin · Oct 28, 2017

redIndianDevil said:
It's not a winner yet. Don't tempt fate mate. Come on.

Lukaku will score

peridigm · Oct 28, 2017

Sassy Colin said:
I don't think Ali did much there.

Nah. Young acting.

redhoop · Oct 28, 2017

Young is quite vocal today. I like the passion.

The United · Oct 28, 2017

We scored when we started playing like we knew we could.

Shocking I know.

OB · Oct 28, 2017

We can probably score more

Loublaze · Oct 28, 2017

MuranoLover said:
And Dele Alli is a fecking cnut , don't wanna hear that we want him anymore

Would love him here though

sunama · Oct 28, 2017

pauldyson1uk said:
Martial has to start the next game, Rashford on the bench

It doesn't work like that.
When Martial starts, he doesn't score.
It does seem that he is most potent when coming on fresh against tired defenders.

NoLogo · Oct 28, 2017

Dele is such a dislikeable twat.

McGrathsipan · Oct 28, 2017

SwansonsTache said:
How I would love a Keano type midfielder to rough up Dele Alli.

Was just thinking that.
If love LUKAKU to crush the bollox

Garethw · Oct 28, 2017

Lukaku, Rashford and Martial should all be starting games together.

The best teams find a way to fit their best players into the same team.

NotoriousISSY · Oct 28, 2017

The new flavour of the week: Anthony Martial

iluvoursolskjær · Oct 28, 2017

sunama said:
You are suffering from flatulence?

2 man midfield · Oct 28, 2017

vi1lain said:
Alli hasn't been booked but Valencia has for having 2 people topple on him

It's absolutely laughable. Alli appears to be immune to cards.

marukomu · Oct 28, 2017

Red Katie said:
As a woman who loves makeup (and knickers) I must say I feel slightly disappointed... Curry is awaful!

If you ever want to PM me about knickers and make-up, feel free.
I will leave out the curry.

The holy trinity 68 · Oct 28, 2017

Spilled my drink all over the floor celebrating. Had my glass next to the couch and jumped up forgetting and kicked it all over. Well worth wasting a drink for that!

Janson · Oct 28, 2017

Kapardin said:
Now, we just need to do the following:

- Keep defending like we have.
- Do not sit back. Do not fecking sit back.

What? Now is when we do need to sit back.

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Oct 28, 2017

How has Alli not been booked yet? Two dives, two elbows to the head of another player, and countless acts of dissent and general cuntishness.

Android1974 · Oct 28, 2017

“Style” is what you do when you're winning and then concede?

Womp · Oct 28, 2017

Rado_N said:
Alli is such a fecking scrote.

I bet his tucks his trackies into his socks.

Sandals with socks kinda bloke.

MThomas · Oct 28, 2017

sunama said:
It doesn't work like that.
When Martial starts, he doesn't score.
It does seem that he is most potent when coming on fresh against tired defenders.

The stupidity in still believing that

James Peril · Oct 28, 2017

saivet said:
Looked more Vertonghen at fault. Martial was his man

Nah, Dier has control but doesn’t see hun coming. Classic case of midfielder not understandigng the basics as a stopper. Glad Sanchez wasn’t there in his place. Fecking fantastic!

iam_kramer · Oct 28, 2017

It's no surprise linga Rd has been just as ineffective as Mkhitaryan, spurs have closed the space and the way we play hasn't helped either of them

Janson · Oct 28, 2017

We need everyone behind the ball now, even Lukaku!

Loon · Oct 28, 2017

Dele Alli is some kind of supercunt, isn’t he?

GifLord · Oct 28, 2017

MARTIAL!!

The Mitcher · Oct 28, 2017

Aurier ain't all that.

sglowrider · Oct 28, 2017

If we win this, it will be such a confidence booster -- we have been playing like a mid-table team against the top six teams.

Janson · Oct 28, 2017

iam_kramer said:
It's no surprise linga Rd has been just as ineffective as Mkhitaryan, spurs have closed the space and the way we play hasn't helped either of them

Lingard hasn't been effective?

Achilles McCool · Oct 28, 2017

SwansonsTache said:
How I would love a Keano type midfielder to rough up Dele Alli.

Agreed! Who's been the last "Enforcer" United has had? Can't really think of any after Keano

kouroux · Oct 28, 2017

OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
How has Alli not been booked yet? Two dives, two elbows to the head of another player, and countless acts of dissent and general cuntishness.

It is a real mystery. He is a cnut

el3mel · Oct 28, 2017

The Mitcher said:
Aurier ain't all that.

Much pace and power but that's it. Another " Valencia ".

Turnip · Oct 28, 2017

Jeffthered said:
I would have taken Lukaku off. He's been awful, generally, playing with a heavy touch.. you saw it for that chance that took him out too wide. He's a £90m forward ffs. Rashford has been our brightest spark attacking wise. Again, I would have left him on, with Martial (let's see what he does..) and Lindgaard.

Our attacking players have been really poor. Liverpool. Benfica. Huddersfield. Now here for 70mins. And this hasn't been Spurs anywhere close to their best. No Harry Kane.

Lol.

We actually improved at all or were we just lucky on the break?

The Mitcher · Oct 28, 2017

Achilles McCool said:
Agreed! Who's been the last "Enforcer" United has had? Can't really think of any after Keano

Or Robson to "give him a word".

Kapardin · Oct 28, 2017

Janson said:
What? Now is when we do need to sit back.

We shouldn't be happy to let Spurs have the ball like we did last season against so many teams once we went 1 up. I didn't mean we shouldn't put bodies in defense obviously.

Andycoleno9 · Oct 28, 2017

What is the point of lingard ffs? No10 my arse

McGrathsipan · Oct 28, 2017

Sassy Colin said:
I don't think Ali did much there.

But his face ... so punchable

saivet · Oct 28, 2017

James Peril said:
Nah, Dier has control but doesn’t see hun coming. Classic case of midfielder not understandigng the basics as a stopper. Glad Sanchez wasn’t there in his place. Fecking fantastic!

Guess we'll have to agree to disagree but just looked like Vertonghen switched off and hadn't tracked his man

The Mitcher · Oct 28, 2017

el3mel said:
Much pace and power but that's it. Another " Valencia ".

Valencia is actually better.

Janson · Oct 28, 2017

Stop trying to play cute Martial, just clear it ffs!

LARulz · Oct 28, 2017

No need to give daft fouls away

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