Manchester United 2:0 Swansea City

peridigm · Mar 31, 2018

Sounds like a high school match.

Catt · Mar 31, 2018

Where is the hunger to get a better result?

J-Stander · Mar 31, 2018

Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

MiceOnMeth · Mar 31, 2018

Loublaze said:
We're not. Second place in the league is punching above our weight tbh

Table doesn't lie, we are easily the 2nd best team in the league.

simonhch · Mar 31, 2018

Herrera does the best fouls

stepic · Mar 31, 2018

People thinking Pogba has been shit have a clear agenda. Mental.

deafepl · Mar 31, 2018

Random Task said:
Got a feeling we're gonna score 2 late goals.

That's the spirit!

sunama · Mar 31, 2018

I am sure that in their heads, some of the negative nellies in here, firmly believe that we are 2-0 down.

Rajma · Mar 31, 2018

Why Herrera became such a pussy on the ball?

pseudo_canadian · Mar 31, 2018

Far too often we're just gross to watch, honestly.

Thiim · Mar 31, 2018

So frustrating players cant get passes right in the opposite half.

Bastian · Mar 31, 2018

Herrera is a hatchetman. Comes on only to foul.

RedSky · Mar 31, 2018

Is this going to be a rare game when Mata completes a full 90minutes?

Catt · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

No it's not.

Random Task · Mar 31, 2018

JPRouve said:
Ah thanks, it's true that this game looks a lot like most of our good games, we are dominant for 20 minutes and mild during the rest of it.

Except we usually have a dire first half and an explosive second half.

Today makes for a nice change of pace.

JG3001 · Mar 31, 2018

bosnian_red said:
Cant say I'm not a bit disappointed that any time we show some form, we just stop playing instead of pushing on and hammering teams when they're there for the taking. Swansea were awful yet at 2-0, we created a few chances but basically just drifted through.

Been a theme quite a bit this season, plenty of chances to get the third goal yet constantly fluff it, then retreat into our shell and settle for two... this game should have been dead at half time really. Someone else said it, but it’s what stops us competing as a true top team, we give the opponent the opportunity to salvage points way too often.

RedRonaldo · Mar 31, 2018

In Rainbows said:
I really don't know what people want from him. We literally just saw 2 point blank shots because of his great passes.

People just never happy with him, no matter what he does.

pseudo_canadian · Mar 31, 2018

Is the ref aware that he has cards in his pocket?

peridigm · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

Certainly a tale of two halves. We never seem to put in a total performance over 90’.

Thiim · Mar 31, 2018

Rashford hasnt got anything right since coming on

deafepl · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

Have you watched Brighton games yet? with 2 shots on target and 2 goals.

Catt · Mar 31, 2018

simonhch said:
Herrera does the best fouls

Scholes made the best fouls.

Adisa · Mar 31, 2018

Game illustrates why we aren't a high scoring team.
Liverpool or City and we are looking at 4,5,6.

Speedicut75 · Mar 31, 2018

septic said:
People thinking Pogba has been shit have a clear agenda. Mental.

The entire team has been crap according to some, as we've only scored two goals. Agendas galore!

Ban · Mar 31, 2018

GiddyUp said:
Positive

Incredible that you believe that.

Redlyn · Mar 31, 2018

Handré1990 said:
We’re really not a clinical team.

Seems we are still paying for those string of 4 goals per game early season

Garethw · Mar 31, 2018

This type of performance happens far to often to not be tactical.

We dominate, score a goal or two and then just stop playing. It’s extremely frustrating.

MiceOnMeth · Mar 31, 2018

deafepl said:
Have you watched Brighton games yet? with 2 shots on target and 2 goals.

That's called being clinical mate. We should aspire to be more like Brighton!

Rooney in Paris · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

You have got to be kidding

Drifter · Mar 31, 2018

Swansea must be kicking themselves. If they had started like this .

Loublaze · Mar 31, 2018

Only 71k at the game today?

Catt · Mar 31, 2018

Come on now, one more goal.

ash_86 · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

You're joking right?

JPRouve · Mar 31, 2018

Random Task said:
Except we usually have a dire first half and an explosive second half.

Today makes for a nice change of pace.

That's generally true but we did start several games full of energy and scored from it. At least I seem to remember it.

deafepl · Mar 31, 2018

MiceOnMeth said:
That's called being clinical mate. We should aspire to be more like Brighton!

I meant us against Brighton.

King.of.Red · Mar 31, 2018

Well, as long as we get 3 points, I'm fine.

simonhch · Mar 31, 2018

J-Stander said:
Worst win I’ve ever seen. Awful performance.

Add that to other classics:

- The worst orgasm I ever had. Horrible pleasure.
- The shitest money I ever won. Awful liquidity.

And...

- My Best Loss. Losing like a loon.

Loublaze · Mar 31, 2018

Ready for the final whistle. We didn't really put them to the sword

whatwha · Mar 31, 2018

No wonder people in the crowd are leaving earlier than usual, 2-0 and this second half has been absolute shit to watch. The only moments of excitement Dave's saves basically.

Catt · Mar 31, 2018

Drifter said:
Swansea must be kicking themselves. If they had started like this .

United's players shoule be kicking themselves for dropping down a level in the second half.

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