AHHH OGH MY GOD
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:0 Stoke City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 2 February 2016 @ 8:00pm GMT
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Jesus Christ What's going on?Hugs from Juan bitchesWhat a goal. I was like why the feck is Mata taking so long to pass the damn ball. Nvm that.Have that you cnuts!first one was a clear foul goal correctly disallowed , but no doubt with that one cracking goal.feck me what a goalMartial is dynamite.WHAT A GOAL!What a goal.wow this is a total shocker but I'm fecking delightedRooney's disallowed goal was pretty good. Great to see that.
And Rooney's allowed goal, was a great team goal.Football isnt complicated, it really makes you wonder how we havent been able to score all season.feck me. We are fecking ace. We're going to win everything!Wow 3What a bloody goal!!!!!!!!was a push, not hard enough though but a push.Get in
Glen JohnsonMan utd in GOAT modeWhat has happened to us?That was pretty.He is on Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rooney...Legend.FECKING BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL. I should get hammered on matchdAys waty more often. fecking hell!! YEESSSSSSSSI came a littlefeck me sideways, what's happening?!?fecking hell, we scored again!This time, get in the Roondog!Great goal. Even though it got spoiled by you lotWho is this team?There we fecking go.Another brilliant goal!Rooney with the illuminati sign again, feck off man, why'd you sell your soul to Tesco.What an idiot ref! That was a shoulder charge by Rooney - but we just scored! Excellent football tonight!I'm going for a wank.What the actual feck. I'm in disbelief at how good we look. A proper football team. Lorde. Long may it continue.What a goal
That one counts - top performance tonight.So fecking slick.Beautiful goal.
No, fingers.Did you used your shoulder to write that?
How the hell did the far linesman see that?! The ref was closer and had a better angle! The ref just chickened out!
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Compiled from 561 ratings.
Score Predictions
330,96,134
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 17% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
- 16% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
- 15% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
- 12% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
- 11% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
- 6% Man Utd 0:1 Stoke
- 6% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
- 3% Man Utd 0:2 Stoke
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Stoke
- Possession
- 47% 53%
- Shots
- 15 10
- Shots on Target
- 5 0
- Corners
- 2 5
- Fouls
- 13 13
Referee
Roger East
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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