All they have to do is fall to the floor.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:0 Stoke City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Mon, 15 January 2018 @ 8:00pm GMT
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That Bauer is one smug, John Connor looking motherfecker.Why do the Stoke fans sing Delilah?
We have an official pillow as well ffsDid I just see an advertising board that said
"Official tractor of Man Utd" ?
Every single time.
Now we need Shaq and Ireland out, and we will be safe.Lingard is shit again.Wtf LingardThis ref does not like Lingard...Feck martials finishing been strangely inconsistent the last month or 2I'm almost relieved to see Jesse back to himself. Order is restored. I think we can all agree that it felt a bit weird.
Should have had a penalty, scored a screamer and missed one great chance and a few long-shots. Hardly wasteful.So...who is going to get the first yellow tonight???Sanchez scores that.Get Lingard off, Herrera on. Herrera and Matic can sit as the two and let Pogba go create havoc further forward.Argh, close that!Its not just martial though. Everyone bar pogba has been wasteful.Mataaaaa, ffs! Have to score thaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!How did we not score that? Lovely playPoor from mataCome on and score more goals.Think Lingard might be believing his own hypeStoke`s LB took a hell of a beating tonight
Doubt it will happen. Will need that 3rd soon, then maybe.Mata needs to put that on target at leastGod damn we're wastefulOh my! So close!Aaahh maaannn!!THat all came from Lingard's pressing. Good on him.Man we should be 4-0 already!Mata should be burying that.Could only catch the second half, Matial has to score that there, did well to get the ball set for a shot mind.Fletcher is such a moaning cnut.
Bets on how long before we have an official condom ??feck off Fletcher moaning constantly to the refDesperately want Rom to bag one.
MesseI'd take Lingard off. Off the pace today, he only scores important goals.A lot has been made on how poor Rom can be on the ball, but I think he's been fantastic tonight holding up the play and bringing other players into the game.Is Lingard planning on fouling every single Stoke player on the pitch?Messi shouldve had an assist there.
Fergie's son.Take Mata off for Rashford please, he's fecking useless.
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Score Predictions
612,9,25
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 31% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
- 30% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
- 10% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
- 7% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
- 5% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
- 2% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Stoke
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 20 11
- Shots on Target
- 9 5
- Corners
- 6 1
- Fouls
- 14 10
Referee
Anthony Taylor
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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