Great crouch playing. The will be a million fouls being won by him from Jones clumsiness outside the fecking box. Set piece galore for Stoke. They love a scabby mess goal.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:0 Stoke City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Mon, 15 January 2018 @ 8:00pm GMT
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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I would not be surprised to see Stoke turn up against us. Zouma, Shakiri, Coupamoting and their keeper will somehow turn world class today.Michael fecking Owen... The king of pointless assessments.We should be winning this comfortable. As Neville has pointed out, Stoke lack the pace to trouble us.Good to have Tony back in defense.Chupa Chup Moting...
Why on earth does the score predictor only go to 5-0?!
No point, we never score more than 4 these days10/11 yet again this season. I've got more of them than we had draws last season.Right, we need these 3 points. No excuses tonight.Think it will be a midfield three, as opposed to a 4231.
Jose played with Pogba and Lingard ahead of Herrera against Derby. Have a feeling (hoping) he will do the same tonight.I am really excited about our attacking line-up. Hopefully Martial doesn't feel like he has to take on the world and slips Lingard through on goal a few times.Man I get nervous as feck watching us against Stoke
They can't hear you!Would've had Herrera instead of Mata, but it depends on how we set up. With two CBs and Matic sitting, and Pogba and Mata both playing as "10s", we dominate this. If Pogba plays deep with Matic, we struggle.
Don't play it safe Jose - lets get on a role, get some confidence for the Champions League games.
you are crackers
Yes, yes I am.
Technically maybe, but Lingard won't free Pogba up like what we saw against Everton.Come on UNITED.Absolute want us to think these. Get the GD up and make the most of City dropping points. Big performance - come on lads!!
let's crush these cnuts.
Most goals conceded in the league. Surely even the "new manager jinx" can't help them?
Why not? We played some scintillating attacking football against Everton. Three in midfield doesn't mean more defensive.I am losing my mind I think. I saw Fletcher and for whole 5 seconds couldn't understand why Phil Neville is starting for Stoke.Let’s go lads!Let's see if Jesse maintains consistency. Hopefully both him and Martial score or assist.we need some early goals here first 20 minutes no fecking around.Got 9/11 tonight. Didn't think Smalling & Mata would start tonight. Anyway, looking forward to a nice easy 4-0 thumping and a positive uplifting matchday thread.
Get that 3-pt gap back and show Sanchez what he's got coming.
Come on United!!The lads looks energetic. Body language expert checking inWhat's Shaqiri's height? Looks like one of the kids.Luke Shaw to get his first goal for the club tonight
Indeed!A big win followed by a big announcement would be good...
He's playing central I believe which is his best position where all his goals and best performances have come from.Total nobody Choupa Mouting to play his annual blinder again tonight?The designer of that Stoke kit deserves to be shot.Surprised to see Shaw startingCan we talk about something real for a moment?
This Stoke kit is awful.3-4 games straight now for Shaw?
Take your chances son!
No 7 - 2?EVERYONE expects us to win and win well. So expect a draw then...
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Compiled from 540 ratings.
Score Predictions
612,9,25
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 31% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
- 30% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
- 10% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
- 7% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
- 5% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
- 2% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Stoke
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 20 11
- Shots on Target
- 9 5
- Corners
- 6 1
- Fouls
- 14 10
Referee
Anthony Taylor
Man Utd Lineup
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