Manchester United 1:1 Stoke City

Tom Van Persie · Oct 2, 2016

How are we drawing this.

ivaldo · Oct 2, 2016

SeaCarrot said:
Why does Rooney still exist. Someone please answer.

Someone's got to waste our set peices.

Will Singh · Oct 2, 2016

As far as I can see, nothing's changed from LVG apart from a couple less sideways passes!

Drifter · Oct 2, 2016

I'm guessing things are not going to plan

arthurka · Oct 2, 2016

Can't believe it.. Crazy stuff.. DDG with a huge blooper and our strikers had a stinker.. This was a huge dissapointment.

We need an rvn · Oct 2, 2016

why is Rooney taking corners for f sake!

JinnerJamie · Oct 2, 2016

fecking awful performance I'd blame stoke but this has been embarrassing

Bojan11 · Oct 2, 2016

Get Rooney off set pieces

Damien · Oct 2, 2016

Away games to Liverpool and Chelsea in the league after this.

Sarni · Oct 2, 2016

Braindead pass by Rashford

Irrational. · Oct 2, 2016

Knew these cnuts were going to turn up against us. feck you Mark Hughes, you fuzzy haired twat.

ClosetDevil · Oct 2, 2016

How embarrassing.

pseudo_canadian · Oct 2, 2016

Unbelievably infuriating

C3Pique · Oct 2, 2016

No decking games for weeks. That's October ruined.

Blodssvik · Oct 2, 2016

Why the feck do we hand over set piece duties to Rooney? Have we given up?

DomesticTadpole · Oct 2, 2016

Will Singh said:
As far as I can see, nothing's changed from LVG apart from a couple less sideways passes!

A lot has changed. What has done for us today is not taking more of our numerous chances and a goalie that decided to turn up.

Stringer · Oct 2, 2016

Will Singh said:
As far as I can see, nothing's changed from LVG apart from a couple less sideways passes!

You been to an optician recently?

Attila · Oct 2, 2016

This is so frustrating. Missed so many chances

Im red2 · Oct 2, 2016

Bojan11 said:
Get Rooney off set pieces

Yes and glue him to the bench.

bosnian_red · Oct 2, 2016

JinnerJamie said:
fecking awful performance I'd blame stoke but this has been embarrassing

We destroyed them today just didnt have the luck in front of goal

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 2, 2016

If you're going to say that the Man United fans are making an "Exodus" at least get your director to show it, not a full stand!

GE · Oct 2, 2016

Boring, boring Man United.

Fecking dog rugged negative football.

Massive Spanner · Oct 2, 2016

Irrational. said:
Knew these cnuts were going to turn up against us. feck you Mark Hughes, you fuzzy haired twat.

They were shite. This is all on us. Awful finishing.

OB · Oct 2, 2016

So disappointed. Could have easily scored so many.

gbgary · Oct 2, 2016

the word of the day...unlucky.

kidbob · Oct 2, 2016

Will Singh said:
As far as I can see, nothing's changed from LVG apart from a couple less sideways passes!

Have you seen the amount of chances we created today?

Needham · Oct 2, 2016

The post match press conference is going to take all Jose's powers of non self blame.

JPRouve · Oct 2, 2016

Why our wide players need two days to cross the ball?

AkaAkuma& · Oct 2, 2016

This is a draw, just one of those games where nothing goes our way. So many chances, any other game this would have been wrapped up in the first half.

JTW95 · Oct 2, 2016

Well I guess we are still not ready for a title challenge.

Top four battle yet again.

Freak · Oct 2, 2016

Idiots.

Djemba-Djemba · Oct 2, 2016

fecking sick of this.

Bojan11 · Oct 2, 2016

International break and this shit

sunama · Oct 2, 2016

Massive Spanner said:
Pogba has been comfortably the worst player on the pitch today, for us.

Apart from the first game he played for us, Pogba has generally been poor.

NJM78 · Oct 2, 2016

Only Liverpool at anfield next. Good times.

ClosetDevil · Oct 2, 2016

We should have hired Klopp. I've been saying for a while, Mourinho has lost it.

Lennon7 · Oct 2, 2016

I do not like Rooney on the pitch.

Crackers · Oct 2, 2016

Bollocks.

JON.B · Oct 2, 2016

Mourinho is going to be seething at the end with this result, just not good enough and it's been the big players who have let us down today.

Mister_Stubbs · Oct 2, 2016

Not good enough, says a lot that their keeper is man of the match but in truth our finishing wasn't clinical enough. Overal, failing to beat a poor Stoke team at home is not good enough.

antohan · Oct 2, 2016

Shoot you wanker!

settembrini · Oct 2, 2016

It's incredible we still let Rooney take so many set pieces.

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