Rooney with another shit touch that ends up with a goal.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:1 Stoke City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sun, 2 October 2016 @ 12:00pm BST
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Rooney assist.
Martial scores.
Jose has done well, there.
1-0.Love ya tonyOh ffs another shit touch by Rooney that turns into an assist.
That's not an assist!Was just going to say great touch from Wayne, but seen the replay.How long till a defensive sub from Mourinho? Rashford for Carrick is my bet.Get the feck in there!Have we entered an alternative universe?
Rooney shit play = goals?Was that an assist from Rooney?Martial!!! BeautifulTony.
Great finish. Cue pundits' praising rooney's "contribution"Get in. Chuffed for Martial. Looks like an enormous weight off his shoulders in the celebration.I thought it was Rooney's pass/assist to Martial......fecking get in!ROONEY ASSIST! THE PLAYMAKING WIZARD!Rooney being so slow created that goal.Mourinho, genius. Rooney, assist master!get innn Tony MWhat a goal! He's back!Rooney with the Midas touchSecond game in a row Rooneys poor first touch has indirectly assisted a goal.don't take the foot off now, let's get anotherRooney has found a way to turn his shit touches in to assists and pseudo-assists. Is this the answer to his woes?YESSSS!!!!
BT Commentator giving Rooney the assistI did say Martial should startWhere are all the opposistion fans who say Martial is shit?How is that a rooney assist?Assist bobble Rooney!!!Another great assist by RooneyClassic Rooney assistMartial.. Jesus ...I think I love martial al more than my girlfriendCome on kill them offTwo games in a row rooney comes on , two games in a row we score within 2 minutes.How did we not score thereFFS RooneyImpact subs!Man should have been 2.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Eric Bailly
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20%
Ander Herrera
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6%
Juan Mata
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5%
Marcus Rashford
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5%
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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4%
Jesse Lingard
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4%
Paul Pogba
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3%
Daley Blind
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1%
Wayne Rooney
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 539 ratings.
Score Predictions
544,12,24
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 33% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
- 25% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
- 13% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
- 3% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
- 2% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
- 2% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 2:5 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Stoke
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Stoke
- Possession
- 67% 33%
- Shots
- 24 7
- Shots on Target
- 9 6
- Corners
- 13 2
- Fouls
- 14 9
Referee
Robert Madley
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Wayne Rooney
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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