If we had Ibrahimovic in the team he would destroy our players if they played like this. He's a better motivator than than the manager.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 0:1 Southampton
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 23 January 2016 @ 3:00pm GMT
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That mouse has shown more entertainment and creativity during its brief stint on the pitch than we have all game.Mouse on the pitch. Most interesting thing that's happened all game.Cute little mouse on the field... best action of the game!!Will always support no matter what but it very hard to like this Utd team, we are so uninspiring and dreadful to watch these days.Go back to the mouse it was more entertaining.Squirrel on the pitch is more interesting than the game.
might as well put him up front.Holy feck this is a low quality gameI am honestly perplexed how every match we only manage to squeeze a maximum of 10 minutes of offensive pressure on the opposition.Even the mouse is bored and trying to get out.At this point I am happy if any team scores.HOLY SHIT A MOUSE OMFG
Squirrel/Mouse - Best move of the day.Fecking mouse at right back haha.feck off Jesse fecking Lingard.Lingard is fecking shit.Lingard.....Jesse Lingard, ladies and gentlemen... They showed the mouse while we had the ball knowing feck all was going to happen. How pathetic have we become that rodent has been the highlight of the game so farLove Smalling pushing forward. Always entertaining.Lingard cannot start anymore. Nothing against him and hope he makes it but he just just not starter material.What the shit LingardFeck off. OMG awful awful Lingard.When did United sign Suarez?Lingard is useless. Good at nothing.MouseField mouse runs across the pitch to create the most exciting moment of the game.The cameraman Most exciting thing he's seen today.Great cross Lingard.When is he gonna take Lingard off ffs
at least we know what the highlights will be on MOTDWe've just signed Mouse-a Dembele?
I'll get my coat.How stupid can Smalling be with the shirt pulling ?Lingard.Smalling continues to push and pull when defending corners. Cut it out.Lingard is pretty shite, isn't he?Our defenders have been our most aggressive going forward!
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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23%
David de Gea
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11%
Chris Smalling
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8%
Ander Herrera
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7%
Morgan Schneiderlin
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6%
Matteo Darmian
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5%
Paddy McNair
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4%
Juan Mata
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2%
Daley Blind
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2%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Adnan Januzaj
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Wayne Rooney
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 424 ratings.
Score Predictions
531,28,99
- Man Utd win
- Southampton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:0 Southampton
- 23% Man Utd 2:1 Southampton
- 17% Man Utd 1:0 Southampton
- 8% Man Utd 0:0 Southampton
- 6% Man Utd 3:0 Southampton
- 6% Man Utd 1:1 Southampton
- 5% Man Utd 3:1 Southampton
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Southampton
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 0:3 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Southampton
- 0% Man Utd 4:5 Southampton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Southampton
- Possession
- 55% 45%
- Shots
- 8 7
- Shots on Target
- 1 2
- Corners
- 4 4
- Fouls
- 11 8
Referee
Mike Jones
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Paddy McNair
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replaced by Adnan Januzaj
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